What if babies could team up

BRADEN ERIC PETERS, YOU GET YOUR BUTT DOWNSTAIRS, THE BBC SAYS YOU BEEN BANGING YOUR CHEEKBONES WITH A HAMMER

I should invest all of my savings in a type of security that is only ever used for scams and blackmail

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

Maher

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

Trump has to have maybe 1HP left. He’s definitely in the red

If you miss the news for one single day, everything is confusing

Democrats should run the most aggressive, brutal, unrestricted anti-corruption campaign in history. Fuck all the big money, just go hard at the wealthy like you’ll never win them over. Because you won’t.

“All you had to do was pay us a living wage” is doing a lot of very heavy “A riot is the voice of the unheard” warehouse fire lifting lately.

Not bad, but definitely belongs on r/thathappened

The replacement of Jesus with Trump as the messianic figure in right wing American Christianity is predicated on plausible deniability, and Trump breaks this contract every time he explicitly acknowledges that he has taken the place of Christ in their worship.

Yes, Democrats *could* criticize the war without using right-wing talking points, they just *really, really* like them

evangelicals eagerly, gleefully pretended not to see the myriad ways trump is the most heretical politician to hold american higher office in modern history so i don't think we should take their outrage as sincere now that they need a way out of his sinking coalition

(Trump posts AI slop of himself wearing little black Henry Rollins shorts) New York Times: Trump reveals hardcore roots in bold new post

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Trump signals compassion for mankind in recent post Trump inspires religious debate with biblical imagery The healer? Trump aspires to walk in Christ’s footsteps Bold image from Trump stakes out biblical objectives

Basically puts Brooklyn’s most iconic public library branch right in the park, too www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/n...

They do give this often annoying character one hell of a wrap in the most recent two episodes

You’re gonna gag when you see the mission plan for Artemis 3

I guess the only thing to do is to point you to this essay I wrote about the man in the industry who assaulted me and what happened after I reported him. This is the only sentence that really matters: “Could you imagine being autopsied while you’re still alive?” variety.com/2017/tv/colu...

In what universe did this take place www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I just finished using this, which I became aware of due to @clairewillett.bsky.social. I cannot believe I am saying this about a web app in the year 2026, but: it is well designed and easy to use

It's worth noting here that these aren't bombings. This is demolition The IDF are able to freely walk around here and rig these obviously residential properties with demolition explosives, so it's not like there's any threat at all to them This is, VERY clearly, the war crime of wanton destruction

amazing third act redemption arc for the catholic church tbf

Maybe one of Sam Altman’s public relations issues is that he resembles Dennis Reynolds and his long-term strategy is basically running the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on banks and venture capital funds

I love how ancient poets were obviously dealing with rowdy audiences and had to start every epic verse with "Oi, shut the fuck up and attend to this tale of valor"

Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

U.S. speedrun of this phenomenon coming up on its final minutes

Trump could not be setting the stage for her more perfectly if he tried

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

Anyone who doesn't accept the validity (nay, primacy) of the Reconstruction amendments is not being honest about what the US is meant to be. Those amendments are foundational to what the winners of the Civil War wanted it to become.

The casino sending JD Vance to stand next to you during a hot streak

Politically homeless? Hope you're sitting down,

You may have pure reasons for wanting Orban to lose but I want JD Vance to think he's been cursed by a hill which

Little-known fact that they used colloid silver, an effective health supplement

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Maybe one of Sam Altman’s public relations issues is that he resembles Dennis Reynolds and his long-term strategy is basically running the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on banks and venture capital funds

This is exactly how I dissociate from the ravages of time

One of the most powerful lessons I’ve ever learned in social change is to clean your house first. If Democrats want to create the necessary momentum to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable, then they have to lead by example with Swalwell.

Guy who has only taken the rail tram between terminals at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta airport riding the New York subway for the first time: Getting a lot of Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta airport vibes

On TV when people go to somebody’s house and kiss the hostess not on the mouth but right next to her mouth. That seems weird to me

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.