when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops

British Bluesky: I cannot figure out what Walliams is

for a brief shining moment liberals were not apologizing for being liberals and it was glorious. and then the consultants marched in and they started campaigning with liz cheney and wonky home policy and it went to shit

There are seriously incredibly fierce, smart, talented, beautiful women out there in the world. And every one of us has had our hearts broke by a dude built like this.

Holy, and I can't stress this too highly, fuck. www.t3.com/entertainmen...

Yeah, well he also says right here that Social Security should be means tested so Mitt Romney can, in the words of Eddie Murphy, "have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"

tfw the Steam Winter Sale happens and it's still two weeks from payday

Whatever happened to the trend of extremely aging pop singers like Rod Stewart recording a cheesy album of standards? I think it was Michael Buble coming along and skipping the "become a pop star" part and jumping right into cheesy albums of standards

(tearing up as I finish reading to my child) "... and that's when I realized we were no longer Suicide Girls... but Suicide Women. The end."

A group of endangered “galaxy frogs” are missing, presumed dead, after trespassing photographers reportedly destroyed their microhabitats for photos. Melanobatrachus indicus lives under logs in the lush rainforest in Kerala, India. #ClimateChange www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Wow, Scandinavia absolutely nailed my marriage theconversation.com/will-the-sca...

What if a Plur1bus was bit by a Dracula

What if a Warhammer fought a Brotherhood of Steel

If it's TV, it's a crime procedural. They made a show about Lucifer walking the Earth and that fucker helped a detective solve crimes

I wish a single journalist or leader would reach out to me I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

daaaaaaaaaamn

OK, who hauls the garbage?

A sexy lady singing in a baby voice about how she doesn't want jewels or money for Christmas, she wants The Event

Perfect gift to troll the copyeditor in your life

I'm incredibly old now and it's time to study tai chi

I showed this to my 14-year-old tonight so that she knows that there are trans adults who are fighting for kids like her. It was a hard and scary day but we both shed some tears of gratitude for @mcbride.house.gov’s clarity, grace and courage.

Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”

"Brutus" is Latin for "Bluto"

I love this interview with Christopher Anderson, who photographed Trump's staff for the Vanity Fair shoot. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

see?? everything chat gpt can do a human can do better 🥲 @shiningangelx.bsky.social

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Eternal youth, I love that for him

I just want to live long enough to hear democrats stop praising Reagan

The Jetty (2022) Oil and acrylic on canvas

New "I frew up" just dropped

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

Black Myth Wukong has really stubborn, sales-resistant pricing

Me to airplane seatmate: What TV you like? Normal or cartoon?

The church in Wake Up Dead Man is like the Catholic Church with the VIN filed off. Kind of how whenever a John Updike character references a fast food chain, it’s always like “Burger Barn” or “Chicken House”

Homemade Gatorade is so good, this is awesome

I was told repeatedly the last 10 years that the economic problems of white people should be prioritized over everyone else's. Congrats, guys. You all helped bring back full economic discrimination.

Just as a city without a cathedral is nothing but a village, so too is a university without a library nothing but a finishing school.

2026 is gonna be my year

We're all supposed to be 100% in tune with white men's feelings. We're supposed to care about them at the expense of our own. We are supposed to live in fear of them getting upset. Treating their feelings as grenades that can go off at any time. They on the other hand do not need to care about ours.

Didn’t know your mom had terminator vision

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

Nearly every shot in any given Rian Johnson movie is readable with the volume off

A common mistake

Kamala Harris will spend 2028 campaigning everywhere with Marjorie Taylor Greene

its so depressing that the allegations against Allen are framed in the press as "the controversial controversy over the impossible to prove who-can-say allegations that Woody Allen is a pedophile" then his actual movies are like THE PEDOPHILE CHRONICLES: A TRUE STORY FROM MY REAL LIFE AS A PEDOPHILE