I *really* hope this works

Update: Summoning circle, hope this works: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Trillionaire 🕯️ 🕯️ Specific 🕯️ 🕯️ Cancer 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

people who work and invest in AI frequently ask me why their work polls so badly

Homelessness will not be solved under capitalism.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’re purposefully child free, I should get a couple extra phones

Garry Hoy biopic. Open with the fall, the rest of the film is his life flashing before his eyes

obsessed with the story of garry hoy, a canadian lawyer who liked to show off the unbreakable glass in his office by running directly into it. until one day the entire pane fell out and took him 24 floors down with it. the vibes were so bad it led to the entire law firm closing three years later

He was already a centibillionaire so $1T is not going to change his life in any way he could ever notice. He's a miserable guy who escapes from his feelings with ketamine. He's not willing to do anything to make people love him and actively encourages people to hate him

He was so funny

we watched jackass the first film again and in retrospect the bit that still hits the hardest is the humble golf course airhorn. the timing on the toots makes me lose my mind

american gun owners love looking at overwhelming statistical evidence collected in thousands of lives pointlessly lost every year and going "nah that won't happen to me"

by today's standards conservatives were actually pretty normal about the teletubbies

what if … phones … and 3G … were destroying your sperm …. *chugs colloidal silver* www.cnn.com/2026/06/12/h...

Not to imply that you're a dipshit, but if there's a bike lane, you don't have to share the road with bikes

LMAO @edsbs.bsky.social Nigerians went to Mexico to hate watch South Africa

got the genetics of squidbillies

Commentary: I Like Living In L.A. Because People Don’t Act Weird When They See Me On The Street

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done... But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red, Where on the deck my Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead. -Walt Whitman

My favorite Leslie Stahl journalism moment was in the early 2000s when she went to California to interview Sergey Brin and Larry Page before Google’s IPO and literally dressed in a leather catsuit like Trinity from The Matrix

ooooooh this video is incredible. this is the one www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4T...

this is so wholesome

I’ve officially resigned as Associate Editor for Frontiers in Systems Neuroscience. It used to be a reputable journal, but became a case study in how forced automation destroys academic integrity. 👇

Here's an archived version archive.ph/rcbyx

The fact that FIFA didn't advocate for him, or at bare minimum allow him to ref matches in Mexico or Canada, is a further stain on this whole charade. www.skysports.com/football/new...

OK so this is just the goddamndest movie trailer I've ever seen. I'm not making a joke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ho...

When her parents are younger than you

Should have known what the last decade had in store for us when The Angry Birds Movie absolutely crushed Nice Guys at the box office. One of the best comedies of the year beaten out by a mobile game movie about not trusting foreigners.

If this were 2014 or 2018, this would be like the best possible candidate and New York would have to pull the dipshit lever once again, but lately there have been good candidates on offer, it’s a different market now

Nobody will use this, nobody wants it

It's hard to be excited about the Artemis III mission announcements when the CEO of the company making one of the mission's rockets has spent his week inciting racial violence via his personal social media platform.

The Candy Crushers needed more overtime

Enraging

Unless the AI bubble pops, the next generation of gaming hardware will be either (a) too expensive for households (b) technologically limited and indistinguishable from current hardware kotaku.com/xbox-ceo-war...

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

Looking forward to Disclosure Day because Emily Blunt has a stern beauty

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

Democrats should be the party of the Statue of Liberty. Open the golden door. If Americans want to vote for xenophobia there’s already a party for that. Xenophobia lite has no constituency.

It's not retail, but I had a two-month temp job in 2007 at a title insurance company and the office audio loop included "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean) like five times a day and that song still reminds me of musty-smelling card catalogs and disapproving old ladies

In his first interview since being kicked out of the US, FIFA referee Omar Artan tells’s the NYT’s Matt Bigg that the biggest dream of his professional life has been shattered. The World Cup ref was questioned for 11 hours, held in a cell and then dumped on a plane. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...

10 gigawatts is roughly the average power demand of NYC (~5.5 GW), LA (~3 GW), and SF (~1 GW) combined

The cover of my most recent novel, JULIA, in Arabic. The cover was always beautiful, but this version IMO is beyond. So, I'm wondering: Do alphabets look less beautiful, after we understand them, or are some alphabets just objectively better-looking?

I don't really care about differences in American English spellings from the spelling conventions of other countries, but America did the world a huge favor by getting the nasty little "h" out of "yoghurt"

If the Democrats’ job is to simply cede ground to the Republican agenda over and over, you have to start wondering what’s the point of having an opposition party at all.

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

Now that the social media embargo has lifted, I can confirm that this is about Mr. Steven Spielberg's latest film, in case everybody hadn't already figured that out

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.