Some upcoming expenses, so I'm culling off a few bits of my masterpiece-scale Transformers collection. Everything is mint to near-mint and will come in the original box. Brief thread of sale items follows:

going to be thinking forever about this bit of storm advice someone posted

I'm a web developer and I refuse to know how to use Drupal. Drupal: not even once.

Im not sure where this came from. Someone sent it to me. It sure did make me smile, though.

[I Got My Mind Set On You voice] I hurt my back shoveling

Today I learned: Hal Linden is still alive. I don't suppose I'll ever see #barneymiller trending

Y’all I can’t. 😂🤣 Don’t look at the snow data. Look at everything else.

Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.

“I’m so tire of these celebrity podca- oh. Oh damn.”

I will say this -- I'm thankful that the polar vortex decided to wait until 6pm on a Friday to hit (here); that's just about perfect timing.

Stole this from Tumblr, thought people here would appreciate it.

movie listings for dogs

Sometimes it’s a good idea to step back and ask yourself whether you’re arguing with someone’s political position or their personality disorder

i assume school shootings are down because the all the school shooters joined ICE

Guys. I don’t think he saw the movie.

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Works for budgies too.

Good morning from this highland cow calf: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

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10/10. No notes.

Trying to use the WAVE accessibility checker and its reliance on green/red good/bad indication is mildly frustrating

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Thinking about "loads of psychopaths"

One of my cursed possessions is a motorized little plastic M&M dispenser that's Dilbert typing at a keyboard and M&Ms come spilling out of the monitor and it's just been gathering dust for ages now

SHOWTIME!

And, the word of the day is now "perfidy." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

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This month's Patreon wallpaper is chickens. www.patreon.com/c/Shaenon

Something I always wondered is how it would be covered if America became a dictatorship This is it

This is… cool 🧊

for all of those outraged about the ICE murder in Minneapolis yesterday what you may have missed is that they also tear gassed a school. schools are closed today they're ramming cars to apprehend people before they even confront them they've been seen speeding the wrong way down one-way streets

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Holy cow

man the video is circulating so settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Comic Sans and Blackletter, I hope.

It’s National Bird Day! Here’s a few things you can do to help the birds in our homes, in the wild, and on farms. Shares are appreciated. 🪶

“you won’t get away with this”

Microsoft is so fucking stupid. Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App I'm not joking

Returning to work after long breaks always makes me think about this post. The temptation is real.

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

for real