We are finally getting away from woke science and embracing a health care system based on spells and omens

you dumb bitches really read the red book of westmarch and said "hold my ale"

Hey it made it to ABC news! The situation is a living nightmare but I guess the normies are finally seeing it now too

Methuselita; The World’s Oldest Tia

*tons* of wallpapers in my ko-fi shop, here is just a sample

workshopping an idea i’m calling “Little Sucks”

hell yeah

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fuck Arc Raiders all the homies hate Arc Raiders

I'll be the fun police. Don't play Arc Raiders. Do better. Play a game with real voice acting.

I deeply apologize to the Gnome Community for the actions of my Amethyst Dragon. This does not reflect the values of myself or The Lab in general. The offending dragon has been turned into rings. I promise to do better.

Michael Noland in shambles

this is just Working Retail if you can’t do this, or just don’t like doing this, then retail work is probably not for you, at least not the customer-facing kind of retail service it may be an unpopular opinion, but retail employees should at least accommodate the customer a little bit

i really hate the term “Trumpism” because its going to be used to brush off any established fascism by saying “well Trump is gone and so is his way of governing”

There are a lot of bad actors on the world stage, Putin included, no doubt, but we have to consider the narratives we are fed. My simple principle: before I look to anyone else, I have a duty to inspect the actions of my own government.

so given that NATO is a pro-AI, pro-war, pro-capitalism group of the strongest countries in the world anyone that supports them is also evil

“War will remain an essentially human endeavour”?? What the f*ck… We cannot allow these insane, dangerous bastards to rule over us and determine our future!!!

i’ve lived through a few Dem Sweeps and we’re still here, soooo…..? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I made a post about needing help last night and deleted in embarrassment, but im fuckin broke until I get paid Thursday. venmo.com/u/flip-wizard cash.app/$flopwizard

Make no mistake, this excavation wouldn’t be happening if Catherine Corless hadn’t stuck her neck out and defied people telling her to leave it alone. But the scale of this is unimaginable. It’s not just M&B homes, it’s laundries, it’s industrial schools, it’s giant psych hospitals.

Everyone on this plane is mad about my therapy scorpion

peoples beds broke like a week ago because the internet went out.

The Onion doing an excellent job of portraying the central tenet of Christianity since 1346 if not earlier

is Jennifer Lawrence ok? she keeps making Struggling Mother Metaphors and now i’m starting to worry

hey so does this guy Follow and Unfollow anyone else on a daily basis? literally every single day this mfer follows me, then at some point unfollows me, then i wake up the next morning to another follow thats fucking weird

If they made Cow and Chicken today they would have to replace the “Red Guy” with the “Orange Man” That’s one example of how wokeness works

if any of you can help another goose out, boosting this here

every week or so I discover a cursed little subgenre of 90s dance music and it's like fine I guess I love fucking speed garage now

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I lost my SNAP benefits days ago. I was nervous about mentioning this, but I have to survive. Any help would be appreciated so I don't go into a diabetic coma and so that I may stock up on groceries further. Thank you for being kind, gracious, and patient with me. Nothing but love and gratitude.

Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.

MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say." Garry: "Would cum work?" Macready: "Quit askin that!"

The fact its a non conservative judge doing this just highlights how disconnected from reality these 9 useless fucks are and what a farce this body is, they have no idea that people actually need food during a 48 hour period. They should be forcibly shown what not eating for that time is like.

no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!

such a classic scene

In America it's called a fanny pack but in England they call it a cunt purse.

I'm sorry to ask for help bc I know I'm only alive bc of y'all's help during earlier tough times & things are hard for MOST of us rn, but if anybody can spare some gas/grocery money for a disabled nonbinary artist w/ Parkinson's, I'm struggling. $maydaytrippe @maydaytrippe [email protected]

I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.

there are Something Awful’s everywhere for those with eyes to see

my cat ended up needing 6 teeth taken out and the visit is more expensive than I thought. If anyone wants to help out and share this, that would be huge💚

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Make Airplanes Grounded Again 🫡

the sad part is that he lost to a woman who was cursed by a witch to never know what is happening, ever

amanda’s bracelet emporium, new set of 4 bracelets, best offer+S&H

is there like a Fantasy Creatures Daily?