God help me but, How It Feels

Calling it, it’s explosive diarrhea summer

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Garffeld Pt 5

Traditional masculinity or "manliness" in the context of cars, much like in the context of everything else, is not about physical fitness or ability but about dominance. It is about consumption. Taking up space. Putting one's needs over those of other people. Etc.

More songs should be about birds and more songs should be RAM-esque, Tommy out here doing the lords’ work

Lmao

This is Anti-Nutmegger discrimination

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

just gonna drop this here for no reason:

The game does in fact rip

i know what will turn things around for me.....starting a podcast...!!!!!!

again begging the country to imagine how much better off wed be if, instead of what we get, basically any random public school teacher represented our interests

it once again bears repeating: that platner is even a candidate is because this guy, who was run out of Pittsburgh for recruiting/managing multiple candidates accused of DV/SA, who himself has allegations against him, recruited platner he should be blacklisted until the end of time

maine nazi lovers showed their whole ass and saved us all a lot of time

i deserve this mug

"The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” -- D.H. Lawrence America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

I’m seeing a lot of Libs being smug about MAGA’s climate ignorance. But Dems r the ones who subscribe to “net zero by 2050” which is like saying “stop running towards the cliff when ur 10 feet past the cliff’s edge.” Denying a threat or believing in it & doing nothing = same results.

Fingers crossed

Thinking about Crystal Lake, the Staten Island woman who in 2016 wore the only good riff on the MAGA hat

in the world of looney tunes - i could do without sylvester

Breaking Bad is such a dorky show. There's a secret underground lair. They rob a train like cowboys. They got a guy in a wheelchair who can only beep yes or no like that dude from Star Trek. Vince Gilligan tricked everyone into thinking all his favorite things were cool!!!

lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary

Yeah 🙂

Jon Favreau is upset that Darializa Chevalier knew what Israel was going to do to Gaza too soon. That is unacceptable. You have to wait until tens of thousands of children are dead and pretend Biden's doing the best job he can for a year before you finally turn against it.

I think my favorite movie moment is when Jack Black suddenly speaks in a thick Scottish brogue as Paul McCartney

Waiting on some tests, but regardless of the outcome Archie was a very well behaved young man at the vet today

cognitive surrender is the oligarch agenda for reasons!

Garffeld

Mamdani: When I am speaking about AIPAC, I’m speaking about an organization that has fought any attempt to actually deliver safety to people not just in Palestine but, frankly, throughout much of the region. And it is a status quo of immorality. It is one that I will not accept.

remarkable to think about how Bill Watterson didn't even have kids when he was writing the father in Calvin And Hobbes. simply born with The Blood Of The Dad

Happy Father's Day New Tim Heidecker Amato

Sandwiches of History (@barrysoh.bsky.social) Weekly Roundup, Week 24 Average Non-Plussed Up Score: 6.43 (- 0.07) Average Plussed-Up Score: 7.25(-0.31) Average Year of Recipe: 1944 (+31) Of Note: Barry's got a hot sauce!!!!! And the Peanut Cheddar Sandwich gets a very rare +0.25 plus up!

Gonna sing “Spoonman” at karaoke tonight- I don’t know any of the lyrics, so I’ll just stand in silence until it’s time to say “Spoonman”

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That first season of 'Cheers' looks like a million bucks, James Burrows made that 3 room set so alive and exciting that you never felt like you had to leave it. RIP.

Happy Birthday to Roger Ebert, one of the guiding lights of my life as a movie lover and creative person. Here's one of his best pieces of writing, a review where he simply can't comprehend the idea of an orgy

Imagine saying "zed" instead of "zee" - - - fucked up

Brilliant

Jesse Gemstone-ass Presidency

Sandwiches of History (@barrysoh.bsky.social) Weekly Roundup, Week 23 Average Non-Plussed Up Score: 6.5 (- 0.21) Average Plussed-Up Score: 7.56 (-0.25) Average Year of Recipe: 1913 (-27) Of Note: Barry was challenged by Cookin' with Congress to eat a strange sandwich and did so with poise and gusto

Rewound it and yup. During Inside The NBA a cop starts bothering Brunson as he tries to take a pic with a fan. Jalen tells him to back up. Cop keeps at it. Rick Brunson calls him out. Shout out to this lady that told the cop “he just won the NBA finals. Leave him alone.”

I am so happy for Tom Scharpling right now

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time