We delved too deep in the Lincoln Square parking garage and encountered a Bellerog. he;lp

Me, always

Look what we’ve done America. We’ve gone and made Weird Al angry

An employer payroll tax for high-earners is a policy #WaLeg must pass to provide critical funding for WA communities & to fight harmful federal funding cuts. (➡️ B&PC's Emily V drops some knowledge in this article!) @emv4.bsky.social @organizewithshaun.bsky.social www.thestranger.com/news/2025/12...

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

AI dorks are really not beating the "we want to create God then ask Him for money" allegations

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Ultra-realistic automatons that look, sound, and act like the real being they're modeled after is the Great Filter in the Drake equation. All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.

salute

Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.

Very important to not fall for the feigned helplessness of neoliberals in control of blue state governments: Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.

War is an abstract concept to many Americans. They view it through a media lens that presents it as exciting and honorable, rather than ugly and sad.

"You fucked up and lead your unit into an ambush" is never met with "why don't criticize the enemy, who were *shooting at us* instead?!" because certain things are implicit.

you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle

TRON Burgundy (1976)

Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.

Somebody check under Skattebo's helmet for a rat pulling his hair.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

It probably saved Pete Hegseth's life that they didn't make these when he was deployed

MAGAtron Just like Megatron except the P-38 he transforms into has the "original markings"

On the 4th day of #Orbachtober, an oil painting in traditional Orbachtober colors.

ICE was always operating on discriminatory policies, the Roberts Court has simply given them carte blanche in the manner of the Fugitive Slave Law

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

We can't pay Americans to do farm labor, but we sure as hell can give them SUVs, guns, and signing bonuses to kidnap and falsely imprison farm workers

bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr me: this bear's repeating

Reptilian, orange, hoards wealth, impossibly ancient, demands young maidens to satiate his appetite, obsessed with gold, breathes fire. Nah, we got a pretty good idea of the dragon.

We don't have to speculate where Charlie Kirk's soul is. It is certainty in hell. He craved to see others suffer when he was alive. If he has an eternal reward he is surrounded by suffering. A paradise where no one suffered or wanted would be torture to him. It's either his hell, or it's yours.

Mario Kart is 21st century Uno

To spell some shit out unambiguously: fascism requires domestic abuse to propagate itself. Demands it. There is no way to humanely teach your children that might makes right. There is no way to gently love a spouse you think is your genetic intellectual inferior. These are inextricably linked.

We cannot claim the moral high ground over the DPRK for their use of sub-based commandoes to kidnap civilians off Japanese beaches for intelligence work. Murder is worse than kidnapping.

The Atlantic is being extremely Atlanticky. For a second I thought it was a @theonion.com style parody.

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

I once asked some Kirkland PD officers if they'd ever investigated wage theft and got the blankest of looks.

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends

dyson sphere? no thanks i already have a vacuum i like

Friend: Who's your favorite vampire? Me: The one from Sesame Street Friend: He doesn't count Me: Oh I can assure you he does

Dude is so unworthy to wield Mjolnir that it bonked him for even trying.

CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon. ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk] CHIEF: Both of ‘em. ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]

Exactly, it is a matter of what social class one belongs to, or caste within the hierarchy. A wealthy white man abusing children is just excercising his privilegie. A black working class person being at the wrong place is a dangerous criminal to be punished. It has nothing to do with actions.

During COVID, people like the current head of the NIH and the head of FDA's CBER division accused me to an audience of millions of committing "child abuse" for simply creating mathematical models of school closures and childhood vaccination. This was concerning. IMO they knew what they were doing.

The Big Clebowski (2025)

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Orca Sick of Being Watched for Free Launches OnlyFins Account: tinyurl.com/dv7sxwyc

TCW is Stefan Millaire

Great to see @heycappello.bsky.social launching a Democratic campaign that nobody can believe in!

Du Bois on what these assholes were really like

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.