gf sent me a very solicited dick pic and I literally started salivating 😵‍💫

Y’all shit is really bad. The disillusionment is fierce. This is a reminder of the need to shut off, rejuvenate. Get a massage, read a book, touch grass, start a new activity, watch movies etc, etc, etc. Just do something that brings you joy and/or relaxation cause it’s gonna be a loooooong 3 years

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc it's fucking trans healthcare.

It is Erin reed's sacred duty as a journalist to give every trans woman a panic attack once a day

happy bisexuality day, I love my bisexual ass and all the other bisexuals <3 <3 <3 pls kiss me cute bisexuals

pornsick male degenerate perverts? oh my God that's horrible. thats terrible. and these pornsick male degenerate perverts, where are they? because they're not in my dms where they SHOULD be

What if the rapture does happen but then we don't know it did because none of the christians who think it's happening make it into heaven? 🤨

Shana Tova, ya filthy animals.

"We are not British, and we do not know what 'hobnob' or 'dunker' mean. Still, we had to make Prue Leith’s Chocolate Caramel Hobnobs. And, well … we tried." defector.com/the-not-so-g...

when I say "girls, gays, & theys" this is who I'm talking to

This picture got me pregnant.

if transgenderism is a dealth cult then why does it make me want to keep living my life to the fullest

Now that Disney has fallen I call for the immediate release of the political prisoners known collectively as “The Muppets” from the House of Mouse.

It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot

no ❤️

my dog just did a nasty brimstone fart and walked away in a huff. Like. Gurl. You did this to us

something really irks me about seeing those clips that go around of "good" cis standup comedians doing their woke little bits about trans people. just my feeling but i'm not particularly interested in being Fodder at the moment!! idk

oh for fuck's sake.

🩷💜💙 shedding my hetero-imitative frogskin was one of the hardest things i ever did, but one of the best. 🩷💜💙

if i don’t hear Christine Baranski sing “under attack” i will riot in the streets

Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf

estrogen would have saved Jesse pinkman

Casey's thread is excellent, and speaks to a much wider point I've been hesitant to articulate recently: That trans people are expected to quietly endure as non-issues things that would be considered deeply traumatic for cis people. Not just the sexual harassment or assault, but everyday things...

Future service disruptions 1 Line riders can steel themselves for: -24 hour closure of Beacon Hill Station closure on October 26 with bus bridge between Mt Baker and SoDo -Shorter closures at Capitol Hill and UW sometime after that -Full Downtown Seattle tunnel closure during one weekend in November

[over 700 people arrested for protesting genocide] this is not a free speech issue [one incredibly divorced guy with a history of inciting violence, arrested for inciting violence] ah this is about freedom

More gender affirming care clinics for trans youth close in Washington State - for those who were confused as to why I upped the risk to moderate in that state for youth. www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/a...

Dads are hot.

As promised - I'm coming back to streaming over at twitch.tv/classicalglaiza What can you expect with my comeback? A chill co-working time in the morning for me to try and get some stuff done! As well as some games! More info in this thread!

Remember that healing a wound does not always mean you are unchanged by it. But it is better to attempt to heal it, to let it change you, than to let it consume you and become you.

Oh my gosh, getting in touch with the BBB WORKED. PayPal is restoring my account and I should have access to my money again. If you are in the US or deal with the US PayPal and your account is randomly, without warning, and without explanation closed down, file a complaint with the BBB!

i'm going to try again one last time. i have a friend in austin, a trans woman, who was fired from her job as an service coordinator because of transphobia. she's on unemployment now and housing insecure. if anyone has leads on trans/disability friendly work or a housing situation please reach out.

things I do with my dog when no one else is here: * keep her up to date on celebrity gossip that interests us * teach her swears

Attention voice actors! Midnight Burger needs you! This season is going to have more casting demands than ever before. If you are a voice actor looking to work with us, we would love to know about you! . Please send your website or demo reel to [email protected] . #voiceactorswanted

Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Guide to Getting It On

reminder to be a responsible ho like this absolute cutie

State mandated body horror is such a succinct way of putting it

TERFs are just mad because I’m hot and getting laid and they’re unfuckable trolls who no one likes.

compounding acetominophen with testosterone to make guylenol

accidentally opened BlueSky on the After Dark tab first thing this morning

zuck getting rugpulled on ai is so fucking funny i cant stand it

i am sick of this talking point and it being framed as reasonable “because we’re taking about children”, children deserve bodily autonomy, children deserve to transition, children deserve to be spared going through the wrong puberty, children deserve the world, and we are trying to deny it to them

they should invent a bottom dysphoria that I don't have

Yay can’t wait to get yelled at in 2028 about how I have to vote for yet another neolib who will throw my rights under the bus at the first sign of controversy. “He’s not perfect, but we have to make compromises to win!” You mean I have to make compromises. You get to remain complacent.

Be gentle with your loved ones.

god I wish I could get involved in this (medical issues get in the way but it looks so fun and also hot)

email newsletter from my insurance: "A trip to the emergency room can cost you much more than a visit to your neighborhood primary care doctor." also my insurance: has denied prior auths for medication that keeps me in remission, sets my copays yeah okay whatever