😂😂😂😂

Picard management tip: After any stressful adventure, give yourself and your crew ample recovery time.

@md-goose.bsky.social omg I just figured something out Rosanov His teammates nicknamed him Rosie And Shane tries to replace him with Rose Landry Rosie -> Rose Landry 🤯🤯🤯🤯

This also reminds me of one of my favorite social media mental health aphorisms: run the dishwasher twice. Stop making rakes for yourself to step on.

Straight hockey bros losing their shit over Heated Rivalry is everything my heart needs right now. Yes, straight boys! This is what *positive* masculinity looks like! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I knew most women would get it, but I can’t describe to you how happy I am about straight men falling in love with this story with all of us. It’s what we need right now. Joy. And a rejection of everything that prevents it.

“They’re going back to the cottage, it’s where we all want to be.”

This is the most wholesomely hilarious thing I've found on the internet all morning. 😂 www.reddit.com/r/CanadasDra...

I LIVE FOR SAMI LANDRY! This season of Canada's Drag Race is KILLING IT! (Also I always forget that Sarain Fox isn't a model because she's so gorgeous 😍😍😍) Between CDR season 6 and Heated Rivalry, can con is *delivering the goods* right now! ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I wouldn't give up being gay for *anything.* I wouldn't change it for the world.

My shirt speaks the truth. 😂😂😂

Holidays are a rough time... Reach out to the people you care about. Just a hello or a "thinking of you" is enough. Sit with someone if they reach out to you, or try help find someone who will if you're unable. Can't always tell when someone is struggling - believe them when they say they are. 🫶

I wonder which real-life NHL player will be the first one to come out publicly. "Heated Rivalry" might be fiction, but you *know* there's gotta be a real life Hollanov (or close to it!) in pro hockey. Whoever it is...they're gonna have a ton of queer fans from the get-go.

Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.

“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry

I. Fucking. LOVE. the gay hockey show. No spoilers, but it's about time we queer folk get to cry *happy* tears at queer television. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏒🥅📺

Christmas cuddles from Simon.

A reminder today

Eggnog French toast, anyone?

Wait wait, I can pun better. Merry Chrysler and happy Hondadays! (They're even in the right order 😂😂😂)

Merry Chrysler and Happy New Yorker.

Just my shower thoughts this morning 😂😂😂

Sarah's had a look on myspace again... Seriously, there's no reason to stick with anyone you don't like. Wether you're related or not. There's even less reason to do so if the person(s) in question are abusive, racists, queerphobes... or all at once. Cut them off, that'll spark some goddam joy

A true warrior is not too proud to express gratitude. Indeed, acknowledging when you have been helped, when others have shared with you, is essential to an honorable life. I am grateful to have spent another day with you, those who make my days lighter and more hopeful. Thank you.

...and so what if I just impulsively ordered all six books in the "Game Changer" / "Heated Rivalry" series from our local indie queer-owned bookstore this morning? 😂

Yeah, we just rewatched Ep3 of Heated Rivalry and yes, the Scott/Kip story would've been better if Kip were a bear. But...maybe our ginger bear fantasies will be coming true when we get to the screen adaptation of Rachel Reid's "Tough Guy" book in the series..!

I really wish Bsky would just let us *remove* followers. I'm sure all you new folks are lovely, but some of you've got a vibe that just really isn't what I'm here for. I'm not gonna yuck your yum, but at the same time - your yum is my yuck, sooo... Sorry for the block. I've got no other choice. 🤷‍♂️

I refuse to take responsibility for how dirty the bathroom mirror is at work. 😂

Fuck it, why not? Happy Tummy Tuesday, boys. 😉

gay culture is asking your new friend's name after the third hookup

In brighter personal news...I had the last three days off work and I relaxed enough to finally feel like taking some thirst traps! Not quite ready to post anything yet, but it did feel good to share em with one or two very close, highly-trusted buds.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“.. A backlash from Canadian consumers .. has virtually stopped the sale of American whiskey in what was once among the industry’s biggest export markets.” @nytimes.com 🇨🇦 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/22/d...

Picard management tip: If a workaholic crew member pursues busywork on shore leave, insist that they stop and enjoy their free time.

Make it a MotorWeek Christmas.

Upon further reflection, I agree that Heated Rivalry would be even better if Kip the juice bar boy had been a bear. Or even a cub. But a body type that *isn't* what you would've going gracing an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue. Kip being a bear would give a nice contrast to Hockey Scott's leanness.

Happy Christmas Adam, everyone

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Your annual festive reminder that Saint Nicholas bears an uncanny resemblance to Lieutenant Worf.

this car market calls to mind the bloated, chrome-dripping excess of the 1950s, just waiting for the modern equivalent of the Volkswagen Beatle to remind buyers that a hard reset is possible

People tell on themselves in the smallest, most-innocuous ways sometimes. You're "working on your summer body"? What does that mean exactly, Mr. Already-Built-Like-A-Fitness-Model? What subtext are we accessing here in that seemingly-tame statement? What is a "summer body", exactly? 🧐 #fatphobia

We get it: you're curious about EVs, but worried you'll run out of range and get stuck somewhere. Here's why actual owners don't worry. insideevs.com/news/782565/...

I've always said that if there's one theme that unites all of Star Trek across the decades, it's that found family is real and can often be more real than bio families. I'm sure that Romulans feel no differently.🖖🏿

Don't forget some people have different paths in life and have to work this week and next. Don't be shitty to customer service workers, and don't be an asshole about how you think everyone is off work. Just be a good person. People don't get paid enough to deal with the influx of off work office ppl

"[Conservatives] are just dumb horses running away from a plastic bag, all the time." Facts are facts! 😂

Just my annual PSA - you don't have to buy Christmas presents, children do not owe you hugs or any kind of greeting/affection, you don't need to spend Christmas with people who make you feel unsafe, you deserve to eat and food is morally neutral. Love you!

I don't *need* a reason to mute your ass, but if you really want to know, here you go: You've already got over twenty thousand sets of eyes following you. You sure don't need mine seeing you too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I think I'm good. 😎

If you prefer your sexytimes to have a sexy soundtrack...you're welcome. 😉