Me, on the reg

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One giant grey pube. Neat. Welcome to 55.

Penis

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Apparently I was overdue to have my simulation fucked with

There’s someone I follow who has their headspace right and their posts about it put me into an absolute tailspin. I’m so envious of them.

Wake up, babe. #FolsomStreetFair party guide just dropped. andymatic.com/folsom

With the recent spate of deaths, anytime I see a post with a celebrities photo I think the worst.

Happy Monochrome Monday to the Dads, Doms, and Sirs

All reposts are truly appreciated gofund.me/d4e3aa5e8

Lovely queerios, a question: is there a word for really filthy, piggy sex stories? I mean like if early TIM or HDK vids were a printed story. The kind of gay smut you’d find in the ol’ one handers. “Erotica” makes it sounds like a cheap Harlequin romance novel.

I know right now Satan is pissed he ordered a Mitch McConnell from Temu.

Only had a tiny bit of preserves so I made fresh lemonade, poured some in the jelly jar, shook it all up, added rum. 😋

Helluva bday scope

Here’s 55 🎉🎊🍾 For so many reasons, I never thought I’d get to be this age. So many queer people never had the chance to “grow old”, which is why I will never be ashamed of how old I am lucky to become.

WHAT?!?!? I was hoping for birthday dick pics but this is a pretty solid surprise honestly. May this faggot (disrespectful slur) rot in hell.

The only real problem I have with chastity is it doesn’t play well with X- or J-lube. Once the lube starts drying out a bit, it makes the base ring sticky and really uncomfortable on the back of my nutsack.

Ok my hole has been well and truly pummeled. I think Sonic will be my reward 🙂‍↕️

I just want to run my fingers through that chest hair 🥵🤤

I’m wearing a thong, despite not really being a fan of them. I gotta say the string does feel kinda nice against my beat up hole.

Hey #teamlocked … anal orgasms- amiright??

CW: Ass-to-mouth I may have a liiiiittle bit of a raunchy streak

Avec / sans (Butt stuff)

I’m on A Mood today naughty queerios. Fagmaxxing 🤪. There may be raunch and perversion amongst today’s posts. You’ve been warned.

Hanging out with a few “friends” help me celebrate this weekend

Hey, Steven Pollard: you sound like a sycophantic cunt into enabling authoritarianism and genocides. Maybe we’d be less insufferable and dish out less odium if people like you weren’t absolute twatwaffles deserving of aforementioned odium.

It’s been a minute since I’ve left the chastity cage on for sleepies.

Some of the evening’s faggotry

TGIF = Thank Goodness Imma Faggot.

I may have done raunchy, perverted things with toys this evening.

Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.

Whomst amongst us doesn’t love a VPL?

I don’t think those poppers were fresh

This is my b******y weekend. I’m going to celebrate by stuffing large silicone phalluses up my butthole. 🎉🎊

Happy Friday! Lemme ride those fat dicks! 🤪

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

FCF to end the long week.

This is appropriate house cleaning attire, no?

Happy Friday lovely queerios #pierceddick #fcf

I love when you queerios post sneaky candid pics of your sweeties. It’s just the cutest. 🥰

Definitely not a Friday cock 🤏 #sph

They got me lovely queerios

Seriously. Graphic media is for violent content, not fucking.

TW: How fucked up X and Grok are. I guess the hit of dopamine and happy chemicals you get from the hellsite is enough to turn a blind eye to the absolute dumpster fire it is.

Lots of July birthdays! Not sure what makes September/October such a frisky time… fall? Halloween? Anyway happy birthday to all my gloriously moody fellow Cancers.

Honestly... This deserves to be posted before humpday... Maybe theres enough fur in there to call it furry hole friday...

Listening to @bigbrojacks.com tracks (mixes? streams? I’m old I dunno what the kids call it) on SoundCloud and it suggested related artists/mixes- the names of which were so filthy I had to take a screenshot, but I am too ashamed to post it.

Honestly rate yourself (be truthful) Looks: Depends how drunk you are Creativity: Passable Humor: Dark, and sensitive people think it’s offensive Mental health: Trash Empathy: Usually Patience: Waning Social skills: Awkward Memory: Grudges, mostly

Doin’ somethin’ right… 🤷🏻‍♂️😂💜 #gayartist