I was thinking: just shoot them in the streets. (For legal reasons this is satire.)

Little forehead kisses to you lovely queerio. I hope your Saturday has been low key and minimally stressful.

Locked LEGO #teamlocked

I am generally unbothered by whatever the latest SM trend is but the Sponge Bob thing makes me want to jam a dull steak knife into my ears.

Public execution by guillotine of everyone involved would fix me. 🥰

I got a new sheet, lovely queerios

How I plan to celebrate Singles Awareness Day 😜

I can sleep in tomorrow

Quote this with your best chest pic please and thank you.

Lazy workday #FCF

I miss nude modeling

To all the Single queerios, remember to jork your hog by candlelight this Saturday because that way it will be 💘romantic💘

Happy Friday, lovely queerios

Sometimes I’ll see a post and think, “Wow.” Other times I’ll see a post and think, “Wow,” but the voices in my head say it very differently.

Me, realizing tomorrow is FCF

Hail cock 🥵

Grab a plate lovely queerio. I made extra.

Sauce! It will go over pasta and broccoli and topped with burrata 😋

Making a rustic tomato sauce for pasta. 🤤

“Shop the look” lol 🟡💦

Thighsday… so here’s my slutty thigh tattoo.

And remember kids, the real monsters are the ones running things

“Swallow it, faggot.”

Practicing my bear face from the urinal

Happy Hump (me) Day

Winter usually doesn’t affect my mental health but whewBOY this year it certainly did. It was rough; I know that’s the case for too many of us. I send a big hug to you for somehow moving forward despite, and in spite of, all the goddamn fuckery. 🧡🫂

Diaphanous

I took this screenshot and plan to weaponize it 😈😂

Go get your refunds.

Happy Tuesday lovely queerios.

Age verification? I grew up with a rotary phone, my first car had an 8-track player, and I had to buy ticket books to ride the rides at Disneyland.

Yummy 😋😋👅👅👅 🍆💦💦💦💦💦

Yesterday was a self-care day. The world is a lot. Did my best to disconnect. Did my nails, filled my belly with food, worked on my current project, and went to see a show with the husband. Take care of yourselves, y'all ❤️

Happy Monday lovely queerios!

I have to give full credit for the geniousness of using muffin tins to sort size/color to @craftybear.bsky.social. Absolute brilliance!

Stoned ✅ Naked ✅ Lego ✅

What are you slapping me with? 😜😈

Ugh. Do I go to the grocery store today in the hopes everyone has already been?

Wood morning #pierceddick

A thick morning drip….

My matrix is glitching

Lovely queerio, I am higher’n pterodactyl ptits…

I’ve been intentional about finding what kinks and relevant aspects interest me. Thanks to that exploration I realized this chair is less about cuckoldry/compersion and more about voyeurism. The more I know 🌈💫

Don’t pull out

If Jordan ever decided to quit the entire studio would fold.

Happy #FCF

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