TIL I’ve always spelled it with a ph. Never knew there was a more hip and modern spelling.

It’s like fremdschämen, but for awkwardness and discomfort instead of embarrassment.

It’s wild to me that these are voiced by the same person

Having one of those days where I’m struggling to understand my sexual identity and what makes me tick sexually.

I’m not a slut. I’m slut-adjacent.

I love finding friends’ and acquaintances’ random (most probably pirated) nudes.

Democrats brought a knife to a gun fight. Over. And over. And over. And over. And over. Ad nauseum. Ad Infinitum.

Science is fucking amazing.

🤏 🍤 #teamlocked #sph

Weird to think that a year ago I was fixin’ to vote for Kamala, I had hope and felt excitement. 😒

Hey @erostakles.bsky.social, my copy of Quarteros came in the mail! I’m looking forward to reading through this volume. Also, shout out to @tumbledheroes.bsky.social for the sexy image highlighted in the cover!

Good morning and happy hump day lovely queerios! I hope you find a moment to smile today 🧡

Uhm… Paul Rudd with long shaggy hair.

RFK Jr is a eugenecist and a grifter. A thoroughly despicable human being. That has nothing to do with his having recovered from an addiction. Bringing that up is a distraction from the real harm he's doing, and contributes to a counterproductive culture of stigmatization of a mental health problem.

What’s your favorite Spooky Szn pic? Here’s mine:

With #Locktober just a week away, that means it’s also almost Spooky Szn™️ 🎃👻

The friendliest of reminders that there can be no LGB without the T, and that we owe all of the rights we currently enjoy to some very brave trans people. 💜 That is all.

I hope I run into someone who was expecting to be raptured. I’m going to love pointing out how they must not have been worthy. 🙂

The most interesting thing about Tylenol and autism is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

Happy Rapture Day, lovely queerios!

Will this be how people act tomorrow?

UPDATE: Sinclair is NOT going to broadcast Jimmy Kimmel, even though ABC is resuming production. Sinclair has demanded that Kimmel personally donate to Turning Point USA, a right-wing political organization. David Smith, executive chairman of Sinclair, donated 250K to Turning Point USA last year.

Their hatred for autistic people is their hatred for trans people is their hatred for queer people is their hatred for brown people is their hatred for educated people is their hatred for anything that isn't 💯 aligned with their specific worldview. And that view narrows every time they exclude.

Acetaminophen/Paracetamol, really?

3 goals, anything: 1. Become a better faggot 2. Get over my own insecurities 3. Relocate

I’m excited to potentially see actual real life penises soon. It’s been so long since I’ve seen or touched anyone’s other then my own. I hope I know what to do!

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Oh, Bluesky

Wearing yesterday’s clothes and looking more than a little rough around the edges, it’s not a pretty Monochrome Monday but it’s what I can muster! 🧡

🤤 So. Fucking. SEXY.

Ok... so I just found out about transmaxxing, I think it's called?? HOOOOOOLY SHITBALLS. That whole "violent trans agenda" thing I think is actually those N*ck F**nt*s incels. Guano. Fucking. Loco.

Musk got all friendly again with the orange wannabe dictator yesterday. So please continue to avoid buying a Tesla.

Remember lovely queerios… you can’t rush to cancel your Disney+ accounts then go see The Mandalorian + Grogu in theaters

artist Roger Payne #gay #gayart #hung #cock #dick

MUST find that shirt!!

Not as silly as all the people who assume themselves to move morally and spiritually superior but suddenly find themselves still here come Wednesday.

Ok it’s been A Day™️. I’m crashing. Dream of beautiful things, lovely queerios!

Is the rapture going to ruin the tour?

I hope there will there be a chastity meet up at the @kink3d.com booth. Would be fun to meet other boys on #teamlocked !

I am hoping my trip to FSF will be significantly less problematic. I would also like to touch a penis or four while I’m there to help me get over this fucker of a trip to the Midwest. Hashtag: penis therapy.

I just found out my colleague, with whom I was traveling this weekend, had their own nightmare of a travel story. Their plane *ran out of fuel* 😱 and had to emerge rly divert so they’re also stranded in a city that isn’t home. Fuck you, @americanair.bsky.social What an absolute cluster fuck.

Ok naughty queerios… do bellies still hold attention or nah?

I’ve had a fucker of a day, lovely queerios. I’m super buzzed (gonna finish my drink and be properly drunk), stressed & frustrated, tired… there may be nudes or I may just pass out. Watch this space…. 😂

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Missionary so I can ask if you’re mad at me.

I’m in a capitol city whose dinky-ass airport has ONE major carrier, with ONE flight out today, which has been delayed an hour, so it’s looking like I’m going to miss my connection. So excited to not be able to get home tonight. 🙃

Pierced but not with a PA #pierceddick