Birds are dragons. You keep saying birds are dinosaurs, but that is just foolish. Birds are DRAGONS, dog. Birds FLY. They breathe FIRE. They hoard GOLD. Have you ever seen a dinosaur breathe fire? Have you ever even SEEN a dinosaur?? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about little kid.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

if you have a salary job making 70k or more a year then make friends with a couple of trans people online who are busting their asses to barely eat and send them 10 or so dollars here there please please please together we can make difference

BREAD! CROW MAKE BREAD LOAF!

O snap, I may not have killed the yeasts in the bread, it's fluffing up in the oven just fine! HECC! I MEAN I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING

Here's the SOOP! I make it with keilbasa rather than the crumbly sausage, and I coin it. And I do kale rather than spinch. I season with my heart, the measures listed are unrealistic. Ovo I let the potats cook down a little so it's more of a stew now, but so satisfying.

I'm planning on making bread dumplings tomorrow, to have with lentil soup with chorizo.

TIME FOR BREAD! Bread baking time! Crow bread! Bread from a crow! Also: sausage potato kale creamy soop! Yes there will be pictures. SOON.

EGGYWEGS with a side of mi goreng! Loonch.

Four...three...two...one EARTH BEEEELOOOW US, DRIFTING, FALLING!!!

sorry for being so smoochable

Four...three...two...one EARTH BEEEELOOOW US, DRIFTING, FALLING!!!

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

poorer Americans spend something like 30 percent of their pre-tax income on transportation!

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful. Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

USA folk, you need to annoy these assholes as much as you can. this bill is not to protect children. they want to erase transgender people from public life and classify them as degenerate content in the internet. we will not be seen or heard. they want our *existence* to be a sex offense.

BRICK FROG!

I have been trying to figure out how to concisely write down the "person in an ugly shirt" test, but I started it when talking to ppl about "kink at Pride" but it works for a lot of things. And no, this exercise won't work on every person, but it has helped me get ppl's heads wrapped around...

🎶Still Alive!🎶 Time to finish this bowl of coffee and...fall over and snoooore? Fall over and snore.

And this is #65368632 as to why I need to meter my caffeine addiction again. Cold foam too delicious. Giant bowl of Bustelo? Too delicious. In massive quantities. Ah!

I put on a face every day but being real I’m still kinda low key pissed about being born

Here's a little gosling inspo for all who need it. Which I guess uhh is everyone right now. Probably. 🪶 🐣

Goo morning, monsters. Scratch, skitter, thump through the house. Yeah you can keep them up all night.

Apparently it's an easy way to hack my somatics, put me on a swaying mechanical monstrosity that's grumbling its way somewhere. Chill crow.

Just like that, mood better, because crow on a bus! And soon, trains. I'm a simple creature. Vroomvroomgo.

Time to get on public transit while feeling gross and weak and pukey from just waking up wheee

Taking my meds! If you've forgotten yours, this is a reminder! Hello!

A baby! I love himb.

Just added a bunch of t-shirts to inventory at willburrows.art/shop

World too on fire. Watching Fate Strange Fake about it.

Here's sexy Lee Pace peeling an orange

Oh high! I'm awake! Alive Crow! Been. ^^;;; I SEEK THE CAFFEINE

Heads up for people that use simplyplural: major developments and updates are being discontinued due to the high workload and rising server costs. It'll be *ideally* up until June apparyllis.com/simply-plura...

Happy International Women's Day from your favourite International Woman. To celebrate, why not buy a book about medieval women's history, the cover of which will be marked as offensive on this website? The Once and Future Sex a book by Eleanor Janega - Bookshop.org UK share.google/78MevtXKrK7I...

Goo morning, monsters. Spring forward, pounce, grapple the extra hour back, drink the time they tried to take from you.

#birdbot

I've been fed so well in so many ways today. Remember this.

High, HELLO. Crow is quite. THERE WAS PIZZA! And now? Homemade cookies! Choccy chips! Lemonade and glass filtered prerolls. Is good night! You have good things? Delicious? OvO

The fog in the city today is fucking magical.

The fog in the city today is fucking magical.

they brought back fucking polio

This is legit how I stay sane online

Can I offer you 🪶

I Know Dino @iknowdino.bsky.social is always a good time. I’m back on their latest episode to talk about my book The Shortest History of the Dinosaurs and more.

I love all of the Ruth Goodman/Peter Ginn 'Farm' vehicles! My favorite that I rewatch regularly is Tudor Monestary Farm (playlist):

*Rod Serling voice* imagine, if you can *Jonathan Frakes voice* that we made it all up *Mads Mikkelsen voice* can you imagine that, Will?

Goo morning, monsters. It’s never too late to exsanguinate.

Back home to a documentary, my own pillows, thoughtfulness. I may sleep again! Given. But what a wake up.