Fun turns to tragedy when my friend text messages me, “kiddo FaceTimed her two young cousins and promptly and proudly flipped them off with both hands,” to which my only defense is I DID NOT TEACH HER THAT SPECIFIC ONE

My friend and her 10 year old FaceTimed me and kiddo was randomly like “did you know this is the middle finger in French?” and I replied “omg I did know that, did you know this is the middle finger in Italian,” with the gesture and apparently it was NOT the time to share facts???? Anyway

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

“Like, such as” was such a moment

yes, everything is awful but we are currently experiencing the first solar maximum since humans have had both social media AND cameras—the ability to communicate predictions quickly, and photograph personally

these are going to be worth so much of whatever we use for money when this is all over going to hand over a huge stack of pelts on the collector's market to sip chicory from an America: The Final Season mug

also this story contains the sentence "There is no suggestion that Veronika’s skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow," surely an early front-runner for sentence of the year

we used to execute people for posting spoilers online

Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account. What the fuck are we doing here?

it's pretty nuts to see anything from the surface of Pluto, considering it's between 4 and 7.5 BILLION miles from Earth and far far smaller. 1/5th(iirc) the size of Earth. Bonkers.

in case you stan Pluto and you didn’t click through on my other post you really have to see this.

the vibes are off

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

They shouldn't be allowed to post Nazi propaganda either, but here we are.

Maybe I’m too woke but i just don’t think the government “official” social media pages should be allowed to post AI generated content

With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️

Very much looking forward to colour sprouting from the garden again, I’m bored of brown and grey. I’ll just keep stitching them from my mind until then! 😉 Here’s some snippets taken from my embroideries, some of them from quite long ago… 🪡🌺🌿🪻🌱🌷🌸 #stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird

allowing people to bet on what they think the news will be and allowing the news to report on what people are betting they think the news will be is bad.

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

how beautiful it is that giant sloths dug tunnels in solid rock. does anyone know if there are maps of these? i want to see what shapes they employ and overall patterns as a reference. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

"ICE is out of control and beyond reform. We must fundamentally change the way we approach immigration: it’s time to abolish ICE." See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!

Another real tweet from the U.S. federal government

Oh killing moms isn’t as popular IRL as it is with middle aged boys who are still mad at their moms? bsky.app/profile/axio...

me again

what a legend lmao

Newspaper Headline Writer Seems Like a Callous Boot Licker, Evan Says

current thoughts we are legally allowed to speak:

I did 2 hours of work just to do undo it on the other half of this sweater, but LOOOOOOOOOOOK at this! Show me your WIPs please I need inspiration for my next #crochet wearable 🧵🪡🧶

McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring

A protester is currently lying in a hospital bed with a piece of shrapnel in his neck 7mm from his carotid artery. While he lay bleeding on the pavement, blinded in his left eye, gasping for air, agents did not call a medic. They dragged him and sneered: "You're going to lose your eye."

"Daddy will never disown me. I am neither a cop nor a (bus ticket) inspector." Seen in Valence, France

A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎 www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...

It isn't a "violent riot" until some dumbass ICE prick decides his little feelers are hurt, you fuckwits. Who has the fucking weapons? @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social

logging in logging out logging on logging off lumberjack-ass life

"how you treat people is who are are" is a WORD this evening.

Jesus this is good.

A white mother and U.S. citizen being shot and killed is not what they were sold, and it is a breaking point for many. That does not, in any way, mean the other actions are not also important and indefensible, but it is a line *for those in the movement* that they thought would not be crossed.

the way the "don't tread on me" crowd is doing backbends and acrobatics for the feds right now is the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen

it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving

When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you." That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.

"In since-deleted Facebook comments by Ross, his sister took issue with Ross’ apparent support of the Proud Boys, an alt-right male chauvinist group that has allied in the past with neo-Nazis in anti-LGBTQ+ protests." www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/ice-...

"without witness, without reward" is a really good principle to follow. whether it's action, kindness, providing aid, or charity, you can do a lot of good in this world without seeking the validation that comes from the number on your post going up.

The ICE agents have families who allow them to come home after doing this shit all day.

Safety will come from ICE agents experiencing consequences for unlawful actions. States should be able to impose legal consequences at the state level, and they have to at least try.

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

drinking a 125mg thc cranberry cocktail, I’m hoping it cures me

this is a thing that has happened organically among readers of the book and I feel so blessed to have listeners who engage with what I do in such creative ways. thank you all, I work hard at what I do and you make it deeply worth it

"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed