i hate stinging caterpillar season

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

its giving hanged man??? is anyone tracking tarot cards with anything?

kind of totally in love with the cover

a true visionary

Who on here said they hoped the new Olivia album title was gonna be wordy as fuck instead of a four letter word? 👀 I know it was one of y’all. Where you at, Cassandra? 👀

i need that horrible man to put the business end of a you-know-what in his 👄 and pull the damn trigger already

OR DIE BITCH

When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.

La Reina 🥀

Tubi continues to be the people’s streaming service: the 200+ pre-2008 episodes of Sesame Street that got removed from HBO Max back in 2022 are being made available there now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

gaylors: she’s easter egging gay stuff sane people who are normal about taylor swift: hmm, it’s very artsy but she’s acting out-of-character, i hope she’s not, like, unwell hetlors: why you less talking about man and his peenor. i am mad. this doesn’t seem to hint that you are praganant

Our trans siblings aren't just under attack, they're also losing work, housing, healthcare and safe spaces to exist. Say their name in rooms they cannot enter. Fight for them in ways big and small. Continue to show up when it's not a glorified internet meme.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of the wonderful trans folks in my phone! I see you, care for you, and you are always safe with me. Sending you all lots of love! 🩷🤍🩵

looking longingly at a Switch 2, as if I have a spare $450 I can throw away right now

Celebrating our trans brothers and sisters today and everyday. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶 You belong, you are valued, and you are always welcome here.

yeah, that tracks

BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

somebody has the whole street smelling like 🌱 💨 might gotta go make me a friend

Omg people need to stop defending Tiger Woods. This isn’t about golf or legacy. It’s about someone choosing AGAIN to get behind the wheel impaired and gamble with other people’s lives! Fame doesn’t excuse recklessness, it exposes it! GET SOME HELP, TIGER.

Dear golf media: start treating Tiger Woods like the degenerate disaster he's become. It's not a tragedy. It's infuriating. I don't care how much you loved watching him play. He's a grown ass man who keeps flipping cars & endangering lives. He needs jail time.

the Pringles Hot Ones flavors are literally soooooo gooooooood. decent spice level too.

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

Putting his signature on currency. Imbecile reminds me of a dog pissing on everything to make his mark.

Maybe I’m just hyper-aware of her, but I feel like I’ve been hearing more Chappell on fm radio since the latest ~scandal. Our girl stays winning.

UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: • giving up your leverage dumb • they have done very bad things with all the money you've given them so far, so giving them any money at all is also dumb

I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well.”

Just a lil reminder to go cancel any free trial subscriptions you just signed up for! 💸💸💸

they really milked her attendance so much it’s almost nauseating how many times they use her name to market the show and between commercials to keep people watching

*pretends to be shocked* www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic...

chappell roan they could never make me hate you

*I* just think it’s soooo interesting how a LOT of the people whining about “Chappell making a child cry” are the same chucklefucks who were like “ewwww she should NOT be anywhere near a child!!!” when that video of her dressed as Divine while meeting that toddler went viral a couple years back.

I’m so glad the reboot is staying true to the most important aspect of the original X-Files: inducing bisexual panic

Maybe we can put the data center down in Elon’s tunnel he wants to build. Two birds. One stone.

after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

choose your own adventure! cis people are either: a) so fucking headempty they forgot they already fucking did this or b) so fetishistically devoted to transmisogyny that the abuse has precessed to a stage of baudrillardian fever ritual

Let me just leave this riiiiiiight here. youtu.be/n0l2z-K5OzA

The official press office of a democratic presidential hopeful is calling his political opponents gay as an insult. Totally unfit behavior. You're gonna get washed.

One thing I will always observe from my HIGH horse is watching the entire internet fall for misogyny campaigns over and over and over and over and over and over again. They might as well be scream-spitting “WITCH” with veins bursting from their eyeballs on live They fall for it every single time

just got the urge to make a grilled cheese at 10pm. i fear i may be a Sim.

Ryan Gosling, they could NEVER make me hate you.

can Chappell sue the family and the media outlets that immediately jumped on her ass?

the homophobia in the bridgerton fandom is so disgusting to me. the show so far has told a lot of beautiful stories and has had multiple queer characters (if i recall correctly, only men so far), and we finally get a queer romance as the center of a season AND it’s women, and people are being NASTY

they better leave our girl ALONE. she doesn’t want us ruining her.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but one day, you will pull a loose book from a bookshelf and that hidden door will finally open for you.

Ally has really had a rough go of it with this move, and is getting closer to her goal. Can we help get her there? I’ve seen our community rally so many times I just know we can do this too. Repost if you can’t donate, donate if you can, let’s do this thing y’all!!! 🩷🩷🩷

i'm so irritable today i need to bite a man's head off

the point is that all men do is complain about women being “misandrist”. instead of whining, men could MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL and put misogynistic men in their place and rally for the arrest of the men in the epstein files but noooo. all they do is COMPLAIN aka be useless! she’s right!!!