Long story short Mad woman I'm only me when I'm with you I know places Dress Haunted Loml Sad beautiful tragic Sweet nothing Soon you'll get better The best day Actually super hard to rank!! The bottom 2 are mostly too emotional for me, sweet nothing takes me a couple seconds to settle into it.

idiocracy really could have been a slam dunk if the point wasn't that people are incidentally dumb because of their dumb trailer park parents but are deliberately dumb to distract from their pedophile best friends

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength babyyyyy Also top five worst fitting suits of all time

they don't want you to joke about a man's death but then they're out there saying things like this

TW: commentary on the normalization of disordered eating in short form media Watching influencers with this Snif x Levian PR box bite into these massive PR cookies just to store the cookie in their cheek and pretend they're eating it is driving me NUTS. How do you begin to call this shit out?

Why it kinda look like

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

I wish I could appreciate this more but I reject being compared to Q anon outright. We read lyrics and infer a meaning, Q anon believers whip themselves into a sycophantic frenzy over things an anonymous person said on the internet that have no legitimate basis when you delve into specifics.

1 year ago, ‘THE SUBSTANCE’ released in theaters.

feel good unc

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

I know I already quoted a similair post but I need to say it repeatedly. Oppose KOSA, protect section 230, oppose AV laws. Protect the fucking internet and do it now.

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What do u mean this happens within 3 seconds of the new lights video….. « How to dazzle your class with SHOWBIZ »

Stop claiming Kimmel got fired for standing up to shit. He's was fired for very simply stating what had happened in the last week, and that should be scarier.

Those gay ass shoes are breathing life back into me oh theylor how I love thee

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

"She said 'release of a showgirl' not 'release of life of a showgirl'" I mumble as they carry me away

The Muppet Show - drinking through a straw!!!!!!

I see Mark Zuckerberg hasn't gotten to the Butlerian Jihad portion of Dune

Ohhhhhhh I hate the new iOS update a lot It's so fucking ugly

That shit crashed so many times but that's show biz Anyway I'm going to the literal first show time I could pick. Should I dress up? I wish we were all watching it together 🫣

For what it's worth I had today saved on my calendar as "surprise taylor announcement/album" and it's been saved like that since the masters announcement lol If it's actually a movie I'm panicking

The concept of Lander primarying Schumer is enough to keep me going for the next calendar year at least Please please please please please please please

Either way are you ready for it?

At the end of the rainbow, I hope you find a good whole lot of nothing, 'cause you're still inside 🙂‍↕️

Brilliant strategy by the Bills. Play just shitty enough to win and potentially keep Mike McDaniel from getting fired.

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron. oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron

It's good, folks

Happy Birthday to the King: Hidetaka Miyazaki

Oh goodie house dems are writing a letter about it, that'll show the authoritarian regime for sure!

I wonder if that blonde woman knows this movie

they're calling him Gavin "Kind to Homeless People" Newsom folks

ordering the jimmy kimmel at starbucks that'll show em

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

What if "metal" is actually "Mettle," as in "test your mettle" (your inner strength, courage, perseverance and determination)

Oh Starbucks you will never make me regret quitting an hour before my shift three years ago and seven months of enduring corporate harassment for believing in workers rights; and never paying you a fucking cent ever again

This is also one of the reasons we have both ‘attorney’ and ‘lawyer’ to mean the same thing. attorney = French lawyer = English We hope you didn’t find this thread arbitrary and capricious.

-cease and desist -null and void -aid and abet -free and clear -ways and means Why is law stuff like this always two words? These are called ‘legal doublets’ and we can once again blame the Normans. 🧵⬇️

Strike? Strike about it? I would strike about it?

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest

Hey this looks like shit I can't believe they couldn't pretend he has a neck even when they're lionizing him

I mean if things keep progressing the way they are in this era of public health, it's probably not a stretch to assume you'll die at 66 lmao. Around 8% of the US is fully without health insurance coverage.

You will do propaganda or they will force you out and fill your time slot with it.

In the days since someone said we should kill the homeless and mentally ill, the unhoused have been shot and lynched from trees in multiple states, yet @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy Brian Kilmeade, that someone who said it, still has a job.

Divest your attention from ABC/Disney/ESPN properties I'm so serious. Hoist your flags and get to sailing the high seas