Decided to buy my first Christmas tree this year! I’m so excited. I finally have room for one. Now I need to buy ornaments and I don’t know what color theme to buy. Because I gotta stick with it for years and now I’m overwhelmed

New deluxe tracks for JADE’s debut album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore’: Church This Is What We Dance For Dreamcheater Best You Could  Use Me  Frozen (Madonna cover) If My Heart Was A House  Tar

JADE just announced That’s Showbiz Baby: The Encore!!

Limp wrist

I avoided the internet today, because this week has been intense, and I had a weird feeling about Zorhan meeting Trump. What in the ever-living chucklefuck is going on?

“Keith Urban sang Pink Pony Club at Mar-a-Lago.” This simulation is breaking. Or am I just going mad?

I didn’t realize how much election anxiety I had until tonight 🥲

FUCK. I need to change my handle

Remember the D on her hip on her social pfps? Zoom in on this pic of her vinyl. 😳

1. Hayley apparently just released a new song? 2. Is the next song that Hayley is going to release actually called “Showbiz”? 3. Did I find one of y’all in the wild?

Another one of her songs from the album I edited 😶‍🌫️💥. Her name was kitty.. made her money being pretty and witty.. and gay 😃

I think my relationship with my parents ended tonight. I’ve tried so hard to reason with them, to get them to change their mind. They are so brainwashed. I grieve the parents I thought they were. I just want my mom and dad back

Do we think it’s going to be quiet in Taylor-land until the docuseries release in December? Because I’m starting to think it will be

Feeling chaotic. Kinda want to change my profile pic

Ooop. Is she gonna get fined for that?

Not the gay community 😅

Some vegetables are fruits

Ummm maybe I’m on a lot of cold medicine, but I’m pretty sure I’ve slept in that house from Matthew and Woody’s salesforce commercial

Well, that’s one way to bring Taylor on SNL

Laying in bed sick. Caught the purrfect picture

WARNING: Men. It’s a smear campaign orchestrated by the worst people. They are trying to destroy her and get into our heads. Keep that in mind and remember where to invest your energy

Oh wow. I know I’m late to the party, but the Laura Dern snippet just popped up on my FYP. 😳 Things are getting louder 👀

Taylor and Taylor Nation have been suspiciously quiet this week (Except for the GMA announcement on Monday)

Hayley and Jack!

Y’all….I blacked out when the merch dropped. Why the hell did I order this? She got a legs nose

*whispers* I have no idea who Dan and Phil are

Wait. I’m not sure I’m ready for it to be over

Hehehe bewbs

My K-pop Demon Hunters hyperfixation is beating out my Taylor Swifr hyperfixation. Worst timing possible.

THE BBC2 INTERVIEW?!? Ahhhh maybe I shouldn’t be watching these back to back for the first time.

OMG? THE ZANE LOWE INTERVIEW? JUST NOW CATCHING UP AND WATCHING IT 😧🫨🫢 im having a lot of emotions right now. Also, they are saying the word “chaos” a lot and it’s kind of freaking me out. Get out of my walls 🙄

Finally home. Only plans this weekend are to catch up on TS stuff. Watching the late show and radio interviews, catching up on Bluesky and TikTok. I feel like I’ve missed so much

SHAKESPEARE LOVED DICK JOKES. FFS.

ngl, some of the reactions to the TLOAS are giving snobbery idioms and slang are important and relevant tools in storytelling Shakespeare used idioms and slang from his time period ALL THE TIME. he wasn't the elegant aristocrat he's usually portrayed as. he was bawdy and trendy and unserious

OMG. I went to Dita Von Teese’s show in Vegas tonight. So much fun! It had showgirls! It had showboys! It had diverse body types. I had the best time. OHH. And Father Figure by George Michael was one of the songs the showboys danced to. I almost fell out of my chair. Dita was 3 feet away from me 😍

agreed. we're in moral panic phase & everyone is eager to prove they're right, why they're right, & that they were the first to say it. since the social contract has been broken, people are fighting tooth & nail trying to find their own personal value system without a guide.

Tone-deaf and hot, let’s fuckin’ off her

Did she just propose to me? 😈

Do I even want to check in on what’s been going on today? From the few times I’ve been able to look at the skyline real quick, people seem sad and/or overwhelmed

Ahhh I’ve been traveling. What’s happening? You really can’t miss an hour of internet during this album roll out. Anyway, I made it to Vegas

🚨🚨 Taylor’s website is pending updates

After watching the Fate of Ophelia music video a few more times, I do want to call out that at the end the orange bird flies off to freedom, while showgirl Taylor ends up (potentially dead?) in the bathtub.

screaming

Backend FETCH 🤝 Mean Girls Day

Hahahaha oh Taycomedian… She takes off the engagement ring at the 3:21 timestamp Error 321 Red Herring Let’s go bitch!

Maybe we need some lighter posts up in this place… What’s up with this bird’s tiny head? It’s too small for its body and it makes me uncomfortable lol

Me waiting for the music video to drop:

If you’re on autism overload with new information and art and analysis and research, do at least one kindness to yourself and return to some stability with your meals. it’s okay and even nice to eat the same meal every day!

@chaoslor you cooked with this. Taylor is an economy unto herself. Her fandom is a leading indicator of the collective attitude. If this is true, it shows that people are fed up with this world order, despite what the mainstream media would have you believe. Most of us are GOOD

Ummm???!!!???