guess who’s going strawberry picking and antique shopping with their pretty girlfriend tomorrow like a gay little garden fairy!!

this should not have been as hard as it was oml life of a showgirl, tortured poets, to pimp a butterfly, melodrama and bite me all could’ve made it honestly but this is what i’m listening to rn

ngl i still think the life of a showgirl could be the soundtrack to a musical. i just can’t escape that feeling rn

hitting a wall rn with writing this one chapter and it’s pmo so bad. like i know how i want the scene to play out and i can see it all in my head but nothing feels right every time i put something down

she’s so sexy vampire core here

this just gave me a thought: should i start a series called ‘them dinner’ so y’all can see my dinners every night ? i’ve been having trouble with meals lately so maybe them dinners will help 👀

this month has been another reminder i need to start tracking my cycle properly because i’m a week late for the third time in like five months rn (i’m blaming the moon)

just wanted to pop in here to say a couple things. i’m so glad i found this community honestly. this little crazy amazing incredible creative outlet where i can be my gay nerdy, and occasionally horny (lol) self without being worried about haters… it’s something i’ve needed for a long time

timeline cleanse for all you freaky gay nerds in my phone

blaming my current state of deregulation on the lunar eclipse bc why have i been so out of whack since then :/

it’s 2am rn and i just cried over a potato chip which explains so much about my last 24 hours

investing in some new over ear headphones because mine are falling apart. what do we all like/recommend as an option?

yeahhhh so why spiralling yet???

ever just have one of those days where you just feel weird and dissociative or is that just me feeling like i’ve been watching my life through static on a tv screen all day

yeah sooo aus governement confirmed out fuel prices are going to more than double in under a weeks time because we have three weeks of oil left and the straight of hormuz is blocked 😀 what the actual fuck

not all of australia panic buying petrol (gas for you yankee doodles) and sending the prices up $0.30+ a litre in ONE MORNING this is the great toilet paper shortage of 2020 all over again… i went to fill my car up and it was $1.95 A LITRE when early this morning when i went for a walk it was $1.61

i’m going through this thread rn and the way this scene is april has me SCARED OF TAYLOR SWIFT like we’ve all been talking today/yesterday about elizabeth taylor MV dropping in April (maybe on lesbian visibility day?) and this is the scene that aligns with it 🙃

@aerinmoriarty.bsky.social remember how you were talking about faith being reissued?

just stumbled across this and realised that taylor wrote a poem called “monster in my CLOSET” 😀 is it a coincidence? probably BUT it is hilarious and gay

my gaylor senses are telling me that elizabeth taylor MV on april 26th is increasingly likelyyyyy

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love how taylor released the opalite BTS on the 1 year anniversary of me getting way too high, pulling an all nighter, and spitting this theory out of my brain this theory is basically the only thing i have to offer this community. i don’t think my brain will ever poof out magic like this again lol

where are my 7/7 people lol this has me spiralling

Elizabeth Taylor vinyl announced on 3/2… The exile ends clam shell pocket watch 3… 2… The clam shell scene in Karma represents March on the midnights/Karma calendar. In Opalite there are three clamshells on Taylor’s bracelet. Elizabeth Taylor is Track 2 and possibly the 3rd single/music video

spent 7 hours today completely decluttering the junk/spare room in my house instead of revising for the test i have tomorrow does this make me the procrastination king?

“i think i was in denial… um that, you know, the hair was big. shortly afterward i came out of it… i’m fine now…” “i can’t walk straight, i can’t take straight.” 🤝 “staying friends would iron it out so nice” 🤝 “to in love to think straight” 🤝 “crooked love in a straight line down” girlie has KNOWN

fuck this stupid ass country licking americas dick. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AUSTRALIA AND STAND THE FUCK UP this country will never progress if we continue to cozy up to fascists. not my fucking country.

been so offline lately but dropping in to say taylor swift girl kisser, taylor swift gay, taylor swift lesbian at 36 years old

when the creators of Formula One: Drive to survive create a TV show about your favourite sport only Australia knows exists yet is by far the best sport in the world (if you like high intensity, fast paced, high contact sport in a non-corrupt league/system then watch the Australian Football League!)

just had the lavendergate video come up on my fyp and my nervous system nearly self destructed

currently thinking about theylor— i mean taylor talking about “the polarity between the masculine and the feminine” during one of the showgirl interviews and… idk that feels kinda important

when life runs you over with a truck, eat a nutella and strawberry crepe at midnight instead! because we don’t listen to the noise that tells us we don’t deserve sweet treats anymore just because the road got a bit bumpy along the way

i’m gonna need life to take a fucking chill pill for one god damn second because why has this week been an absolute nightmare for me i feel like im so out of the loop with everything and im just floating through life rn

guys i’m in a bit of a predicament at the moment and i don’t know what i should do. i won’t go into details but i learnt through friends tonight that an individual i’ve known my whole life (but do not associate with) is allegedly in possession of something incredibly serious they should not have.

me watching y’all put this in ur bios and stand on the community we’ve built. i love you all so much 🥹🏳️‍🌈

petition for gaylors to start putting “iykyk 🥨” in their bios as a queer flag/gaylor flag now (if you’re down then sign below in replies with it in your bio) 🥨

oh also that means the latest post was made 123 days before june 26 since it’s 100 days to june 3 😀 @kpinreallife.bsky.social

this but taylor going go on gaydar with anania to flex her box munching expertise lol

have we touched on the fact that taylor’s only two posts so far for 2026 are both behind the scenes posts? like 2025 was when the show happened and concluded with the doc bc we closed the book so maybe 2026 is when we see how the show was made? we see the real life of the showgirl

so i’ve had this weird feeling of impending doom for the last like 6+ hours and i’m not sure why. like i am so on edge rn and it’s nearly midnight. idk what happened like mid afternoon but i think i just shut down involuntarily for the day

taylor buying a giant pretzel at the mall is going to keep me up all night i already know like wtf does it mean??!

“never in my life have i felt so myself” while wearing a lesbian flag coloured shirt🧍 i see what you are taylor 🩷🤍🧡

friendly reminder that the last time taylor posted about a song reaching number 1 on billboard was when she posted about Cruel Summer on October 18th 2023 alsoooo been number ONE (on the chart) but never had TWO (the fate of ophelia and opalite) 🤷

wait what the fuck do you mean the black dog clip was from recording opalite!!!!! is this basically confirmation of the black dog & opalite being one in the same? holy shitttttt @kpinreallife.bsky.social

taylor said bouncing in her new post. welcome back boobgate

just woke up from a dream where a centipede was eating my brains. 0/10 not cool would not recommend

august 24th (date of this picture) is the date look what you made me do was made a single btw (it’s also when she played smelly cat on the 1989 tour and when this article came out in 2019)

i just realised it’s been two years since my eras tour show today which means two years since i heard coney island live and practically blacked out

it truly does fascinate me how my intermittent attraction to the male sex somehow only seems to resurface during the same few days of my cycle every month. it’s like i’m periodically bi or some shit anyone else get like that?

let’s play: am i getting a head cold or is this a side effect of the new medication i’m on (spoiler it’s both)