i think we need to be paying attention to the CMAs this year… something is cooking the CMAs are going to be held in Las Vegas on May 17th and will be hosted by Shania Twain (remember this pap from 10/3??) 5/17 is 47 days before 7/3 and 47 days after 3/31 AND also 112 days before 9/6 (VMAs)

“maddy knew who she was from a very early age” 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

so the nfl draft is coming up… *checks notes* tomorrow!! which means we’re closing in on 7 years since ME! was announced and 7 years since taylor cried in her green room before doing so

actually wild stuff

ssri maxed tf out so i’m literally *thriving* (🥲) out here making TS edits after my girlfriend strapped me (thrice), told me she cheated on me, then gaslight me and broke up with me all in the span of one week at least i know these fuckass drugs work bc i can’t feel anything like i should rn

April 13 2023 Tampa N1 Taylor “messes up” the lyrics to Speak Now and after the line “the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march” she sings “and she is yelling at her bridesmaid” instead of “and i am hiding in the curtain” April 13th 2026 Gigi (bridesmaid) is seen w/ Trav

this has quite literally been the only way i can save my love for this song right now i hope watching this makes you feel something like making it did for me vt.tiktok.com/ZS9egBYhG/

currently making a tily edit to drop dead to stop myself from crying all night so there’s that

“this was just like the summer of my parental upgrades… i hope they both live to 186 years old” 186 days after showgirl came out was 4/7 when TN posted “we can’t have fun if we can’t have ❤️‍🔥 her ❤️‍🔥”

i need to burn something

today’s mood

“i’ve found someone else while you’ve been gone” truly has to be one of the worst things you can hear when you end up fighting trying to work shit out with your long distance partner like just fucking kill me already, god. is healthy communication illegal for lesbians or something holy fucking shit

by default this also means taypap today/tonight for the first time in weeks bc it’s lesbian visibility week

so glad i can finally see all my fellow lesbians this week, i missed seeing you guys 🧡🤍🩷

while we’re on the topic of “they took out all her teeth” i would like to direct your attention to this clip where taylor describes The Life of a Showgirl as an album “that’s got teeth to it”

my mum bought me a taylor poster book today because i’m having a fucking horrible day and she was like “should we pick some out and put them up together?” and ugh sometimes we do not get along but other times like today she just knows what i need 😭

i feel like we don’t talk enough about how much TTPD is about Taylor’s relationship with her masters and the emotional fallout of being separated from/stripped of her life’s work. i have more thoughts cooking on this and might elaborate but i think a lot of TTPD is taylor reflecting on that loss

if i have to listen to one more voice memo from this girl, who suggested we go long distance, tell me i’m “too high maintenance for a long distance relationship” without ever explaining what i’m doing wrong… i’m gonna jump istg

Chappell on Gaydar getting asked to name 10 lesbian artists in 10 seconds and then nearly outing someone and catching herself is definitely not suspicious at all 🤭🤭🤭 vt.tiktok.com/ZSHKVChM1/

can’t believe it’s been two years since our favourite sapphic art nerd released two of the most incredible albums of all time taylor’s genius with tortured poets is just timeless to me. each time i come back to it i love it even more and discover so many new things. it’s truly such a blessing 🤍🖤

i fear i have greatly underestimated the amount of energy i have to deep clean my bedroom today bc i have emptied half my cupboards onto my bed and my floor

isn’t it ironic that the swiffers don’t seem to have a problem with taylor and travis supposedly using umbrellas to hide last night but that’s exact what they ripped joe to shreds over? all they ever said was he wasn’t letting taylor be bejewelled, ironic they don’t hold that standard for travis

okayyyy this was definitely an egg!!! Reputation (6) track 9 = Getaway Car Evermore (9) track 6 = No Body No Crime she’s gonna leave that man i am SO sure of it

at risk of angering everyone but who are thelma and louise 👀

taylor every time she meets a nerdy blonde supermodel

i need a taylor edit to drop dead injected into my veins right now istg

so… the old taylor is dead. kiss olivia and she might drop dead. gracie has a death wish. sabrina has a knack for killing men. who else? (also go re-read the death wish lyrics 🙃)

i’ve had taylor swift appear in my dreams three nights in a row now… something in the air is WEIRD right now

i think we’re getting new tay next week… something is being announced on the 22nd. something is being released on the 24th. something is being explained on the 26th.

and for what is worth… i think taylor started writing TS13 as soon as she knew she’d gotten her masters back for this very reason and likely has already turned it in. i would be shocked if what i’ve mentioned here isn’t going to be a prominent theme on TS13 (especially if it’s a rock album!)

don’t mind me, just thinking about how taylor probably always wanted to own her masters because it meant finally having full creative control over her art and career. and as such finally being able to release the openly sapphic art she had basically been barred from making since she was a child.

i feel like olivia and gracie would fuck if they were put in a room together lol idk why but they give off vibes

metal as hell or whatever that one smart blonde lady said

i’m gonna have to stop listening to this so i don’t get sick of it and overplay it but this song is so fucking good 😭😭

please tell me other people got the ferris bueller/risky business vibes (maybe a bit of saltburn too?) from that video and it wasn’t just me lol an 80s john hughes movie (NH pod) and an 80s movie released on 8/5/1983 😆

oh and the bitch is GAY G-A-Y GAY this song is so fucking sapphic i seriously can’t deal right now 😭

just watched the drop dead music video as a casual olivia fan and now i’m fucking crying oh my god “you’re looking like an angel on the walls of versailles” OLIVIA I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH UR GAME “pisces and a gemini but i think we might go really well together” MY GF IS A PISCES AND I’M A GEMINI

some of my guesses Death Follows Her Die Finding Home Don’t Follow Heroes Death From Heroine Drive From Hell Diary From Hell DAY FROM HELL

so travis posts about the 90s and breaking a blender and i can’t even yap about it with my neurospicy friends because this GOD DAMN APP IS BROKEN

question for americans: is it common for people to use “do you know what i mean?” as a slang phrase in the same way british people do?

coming back to ‘war of the roses’ because UMM WHAT i’m sorry but this is quite literally the plot of this fuck ass movie (reminder this interview came out on the night of december 7th, 2025)

i might’ve found an easter egg (maybe?) on fallon, taylor talked abt entertainers as a mirror/mirrorball 🪞🪩 she mentions two of her albums: reputation (6) and evermore (9) when giving an example of her art being a mirror for the fans if we mirror 🪞 6&9 we get 9/6 which is the VMAs & pet rock day!

okay some spooky shit must be happening bc i got locked out of my account the minute i posted this! i didn’t even see it post, i just assumed it disappeared into the void and my app crashed for nearly 3 hours! one of these crazy rich art nerds had something to do with it i’m convinced

“Pirate Day is a great day… for all of us really.” International Talk like a Pirate Day is September 19th. This will also be the penultimate day of the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF). It’s also 1 year 112 days Taylor announced reclaiming her masters. Film premiere at TIFF??

IN OUR WALLS

“a small and intimate project” i know that’s right 🙂‍↕️ at 12:12 lets meet ourselves (and new lesbian jesus herself)

monthly rebrand time 🖤❤️

remember all the blind items about tayvis prenup negotiations failing because travis wanted taylor’s money? YEAH

since we’re all on the topic of roses today thanks to @newroses.bsky.social i thought it worth mentioning that The Wars of the Roses (English wars for the throne between the House of Lancaster ❤️ and House of York 🤍) were fought between 5/22/1455 and 6/16/1487 ending with the houses unifying as one

who’s taking pop musicology and media studies with me??