holy shit?!? The swift crest and the man wall are the same god damn thing the crown is karma at the top (TS13) the snake & butterfly make the infinity loop, the swift ribbon is the glitter the man pees on the wall bc taylor is the man (bonus for three cats = three taylor’s) vt.tiktok.com/ZS54RnAa8/

just like taylor in that i need to engage in tactile activities to turn my thoughts off, brain don’t stop if my hands aren’t doing something except instead of baking sourdough i built a lego city

y’all remember how taylor spent the first few days of the life of a showgirl press tour in london promoting the album/era across 6+ interviews including one where she said “my british friends, best friends or… whatever…” and then flew into NYC the same time as her rumoured london muse flew into NYC

been talking too much politics online today so here’s some pictures of my favourite golden globes before i go to the beach

people always say “oh we’re headed for another world war” no, my friends we are already in one. we are already in one and we’re about to reach a point in the coming six months, possibly sooner, where colonial-like conquest will be undeniable and a declaration of war will be made

redwood tree 🌳 it ain’t hard to see shade 📸 never made anybody less 🏳️‍🌈, not the kind that’s thrown, i mean the kind under where a tree has grown… 🫥

temperature got to like 45C here today which is like idk 110+ in freedom units and i couldn’t even beach today because i’m tragically employed

sometimes i feel like an absolute nerd because tell me why my relaxation for the evening after working an eight hour day is to listen to Alex O’Connor debate theological history and theories of evolution, like yes yes gimme the knowledge yum yum

if you ever wondered what the swiffers are talking about rn

hope the “does travis have any hot gay friends” guy sees this

my heart goes out to all my american oomfs, i love you guys so much and i can’t imagine how difficult today has been for you all. sending healing vibes from across the sea, stay safe 💞🫂

if blondie is lurking here (or someone on her team) i need to know if she’s seen this movie. like i need it in writing bc ain’t no way so much of this lines up and she hasn’t seen it

don’t ask me the colour of anything

currently watching The Royal Tenenbaums for the first time at the request of @pjpopstar.bsky.social and i’m like either far too gaylor pulled for this movie or taylor has 100% seen it because i’m 5 minutes in and here’s so crazy shit i’ve found so far

and we know 12/13/2026 is when taylor becomes an analyst so if 47 months after the first new heights episode is 8/8 and that’s 127 days before taylor becomes an analyst then…

fun little thing i just found: 47,000 hours (taylor saying 47,000 on pod) is 1958 days taylor’s masters were sold to scooter braun on June 30 2019 1958 days after 6/30/19 was November 8th 2024 which was the day Taylor went to dinner with Zöe Kravitz and Ronan Farrow

does anyone know when the first new heights ep was?

so i just watched fight club for the first time and holy shit the ending to this fucking movie just made me wanna crash tf out because that was not only amazing and i loved it but it’s so NR & specifically Taylor Swift coded to me and maybe i’m a bit biased towards seeing those connections but damn

Καλημέρα, καλά χριστούγεννά και χρόνια πολλά!! 🇬🇷 happy orthodox christmas to anyone who celebrates, i’m literally so sick rn and i will probs be staying in bed all day so won’t be doing much. got to skip church this morning so win for me καλά χριστούγεννα και χρόνια πολλά 💞🥳🎄

another win for the valentine’s day truthers, chiefs players Chris Jones when asked about Travis Kelce retiring “I'm not buying it, he'll be back next year” *massive smirk on his face*

idk life there are any other wes anderson fans here but i just got around to watching his new movie the phoenician scheme and this is absolutely hilarious, i’m obsessed

today is a lay in bed and listen to audio books day because i just got my period and i am getting a cold

would kiss every little freckle on her face, she looks so soft 🥺

happy 9 year cake to this masterpiece 🦋

so much for no new wars

just saw someone on twt call meredith a hag because she’s fat and old like leave her alone, that’s babyyyyy 🐱

kinda poetic that the 20 yr anniversary of debut is during the year of the horse and taylor has the chance to re-release debut, or release a new country album during the year of the horse 🐎🤠

i aspire to be more like my cat in 2026

mom, come pick me up i’m scared

anyone else get annoyed at the fact that taylor runs so heavily with the “showgirl is an album i wrote on tour which is the big impossible task and omg how did i even manage that” when the public narrative for tortured poets suggests she was writing it for the first 6 months of tour in 2023…

feels like a good opportunity to remind everyone that lily was a smoker and is british 🤭 🚬🇬🇧

don’t mind me, just partaking in my regular ‘tism activities building legos while watching a video about human evolution, palaeontology and anthropology

what a fun way to start the new year 🏳️‍🌈

can someone explain to me why bluesky takes up nearly 10GB of storage on my phone 💀

do you ever think about how rwylm is a song we consider to be about taylor and her masters and how it’s also the song with the lyric “i swear you could hear a hairpin drop” which kind of insinuates that the hairpin is being dropped in her music 🫢

long story short, it was a bad time. long story short, i survived ❤️‍🩹 goodbye 2025

bit of a vulnerable post here but it’s late on NYE and just got back from celebrating the night with my besties for the first time as a group since our friend (my childhood bestie) passed away. i always have mixed emotions on NYE and really struggle to enjoy it but wow it was nice to go out together

taylor made $80 mil on her deal with disney, yeah this love sure is pure profit all right

oh we are sooooo back, happy new year vamplor lovers 🩸🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/71007186

stupid canadian wolf bird

new layout for a new year 🙂‍↕️

the feeling when you basically finish writing a chapter after struggling to string a sentence together for weeks is honestly so unmatched. like, i did that shit lfg

so i just finished building this new model for my little lego village that i’ve been on/off working on for about a month, its a grocery store/corner store with an apartment upstairs (will put some interior photos below for ppl who find this stuff interesting)

not taylor and brittney social distancing 💀

if you ever feel deregulated or like your nervous system is running in overdrive then listen to folklore long pond with good headphones for a little while (the 1, cardigan, august, my tears ricochet, exile are my fav lpss picks)

elizabeth taylor’s birthday btw

thought i had while making a new spotify playlist tonight: tortured poets 🟰 🤍 life of a showgirl 🟰 🧡 TS13 (daylight?) 🟰 🩷 could TS13 be pink because we’re reliving/recreating the lover era? 🤷

turns out getting out of bed and going to the beach not only helped my mood but helped the writers block i’ve had for weeks too. went paddle boarding, built a sandcastle fortress, got home, felt so much fresher and now i’m writing angry vamplor smut 🙂‍↕️

currently stuck in the “i want to go to the beach because it’s hot and my friends are all at the beach but i feel all gross and uncomfy in my body so much that i don’t want to get out of bed right now” stage of post-christmas hibernation 🫠

shower thought: what if travis’s “retirement” press conference where everyone expects him to announce he’s retiring is held on 1/23 and he pulls a bait n switch right before the season ends by saying “i’m gay and i’m gonna play” all valentine’s day style and plays another season