9/11 was our last MMwM w Bejeweled & Karma. We flipped sides when we glitched through the website countdown that froze overnight & then gave the first 7s TLOAS video The only time the fans from that video were used was for the tiny bubbles in champagne (& blood) variant It goes through 9/13 AMAs

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You ever listen to Dear Reader and be liked damn swifties are gonna be so mad and it’s gonna be so funny. Doesn’t make up for the hate we get at all. But how embarrassing.

Hey library… can we not?

Writing it out is so insanely loud

The librarian letting me use the whiteboards in the teens only section was all fun and games when I was alone.

I put on real pants (jeans) so I didn’t feel like a slob if I do record full length videos at the library. But my baggy jeans were giving me body dysmorphia so I changed to my straight legs which now make me feel hella constricted. There is no winning.

I wish I could inject the feeling of hearing Taylor say “my dick’s bigger” for the first time again.

Tempted to go to the library tomorrow for the whiteboard in a study room and just make a ton of videos. Can my social anxiety handle making videos in public? We will see.

I got on Stick It TikTok and I never want to get off. Well.

I can’t wait for my first tattoo with something like…

If she ever did numerology w her full name (regardless of when you do the simplification of the numbers) you end up with Taylor: 1, Alison: 7, Swift: 5 Look up on swift-lore May 17th and July 15th 5/17 includes: City of Lover release + Peter debut 7/15: Beautiful Eyes EP + ICDIWABH instrumental

The video my sister just sent me with “I’m so overstimulated” My 4yo nephew in his boxers runs past w the vacuum on and singing gibberish. Camera pans to my 2yo niece in her diaper + blowing into a block that makes a train sound. And then my nephew comes back in reverse clicking his tongue

You make me less of a misandrist. Hang on. I have to write that down. That’s going in a poem.

I feel like we moved on far too fast from Lily’s 38th Birthday being June 30, 2019 on the Taylor Nation timeline. And just how loud it all was with TN 🏳️‍🌈 on main, connecting the dots between Director Taylor, Midnights, and Lily, and how no one wished Lily a HBD on socials that year.

Renegade 🤝 imgonnagetyouback Taylor writing conversations between herself and what she imagined Lily might say

Visualizing the albums with their themes is so satisfying. PLEASE see how well these worked: TLOAS CANCELLED! Father Figure Elizabeth Taylor Wood Ruin the Friendship

hope the “does travis have any hot gay friends” guy sees this

Can you believe it took me this long to do a Heated Rivalry rewatch? 🧵

I knew I hated the video and I kept editing thinking I could fix it. What a waste of time.

Who are my resident House fans? @butdaddyiloveher.bsky.social right? Can someone tell me about Dombresky please? I think it’s interesting exactly 10 months after writing us they released the ICDIWABH Dombresky remix.

12/12 to 1/7 👀👀

I can normally deal w the upstairs kid’s piano bc he’s actually pretty talented so normally it’s soothing. But now his loud footed sister is trying to learn. And idk what’s worse. Her screaming tantrums, her stomping, or her slamming piano keys. Why were they never home when I toured this place

I mean I don’t agree. I don’t think they’re going to call off the wedding. I think it’s actually a setback w how fall it feels like they’ve both fallen when they needed to be at the top for the plan so I’m interested to see what PR moves they pull out in the next few months. But this made me giggle

Every day I find more and more grey hairs. What a privilege.

Seeing Jordan Chiles compete after watching her on DWTS. I just.. how. You’re an Olympian. Currently in school as a student athlete. Do phenomenal in dancing with the stars. And then go back and kill it in your meet. What an inspiration.

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I don’t know what I expected but this made my heart happy

Searching Tily on the Gaylor sub and seeing your own name is wild. Sometimes I feel like I should’ve changed my TT name… but the account grew organically from a personal account to holy shit she just did that in Miami I want to say something to how does no one else see this angle I must yap.

If I think about too long about Flag Riddles and Cassandra and Tily and Speak Now, I’ll cry. And how the run up goes Album 11 Track 27 Cassandra right into Peter > The Bolter > Robin > The Manuscript I just know she’s doing it. And it’s overwhelming.

It’s 1:20 AM and I’m not tired. It was indeed a bad idea.

What the hell do you mean it’s been 5 years since the January 6th Insurrection?

*taps the sign*

I think Spurt is my favorite guest/minor PC of all time.

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I know better to engage when a video breaches containment but sometimes they just pmo and I can’t help myself.

Maybe an espresso machine at home was a bad idea. Do I *need* a latte at 4pm? No. Did it taste incredible this morning with salted caramel beans from my cousin’s company and it’s all I’ve been thinking about? Yes.

We have a new friend!! @jennybrux.bsky.social You’ve probably seen Jen on TT, so please give her a warm welcome over here 😊 And I don’t recall who owns the Gaylor tabs but please add her.

Female spies. Emilia, Haley Lu, and Vic. That is all.

Went over to my Taylor vinyls to grab TTPD and remembered I had this baddie. It didn't go the way you planned. And you'll know you didn't beat me When you look down and see I got an "I Heart ?" Written on the back of my hand! 😉👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🤠

was just thinking about how the only other Tay song aside from Honey that uses the specific word "graffiti" is You All Over Me; and i was like, "hm when was that released again?" oh. released as a single on March 26 2021... 1m27d after 1/27 lmao - and then live debuted on 6/3/23, 127d after 1/27 🫠

Do you ever put a string of words together and then just have to reboot for a second? “Christ in a hand basket… nope. That’s Moses.”

The Top 5 most frequently asked questions in my comment section. Might have to take that puzzle metaphor out as a separate video bc ngl feels like it eats. Part One:

Writes a script for my 5 most frequently asked questions in an attempt to put a quick summary video together. 6500 characters later.

I’m so gay

OH MY GOD. Gaylors and Tilys we won because this was the last time Taylor wore the 2016 Victoria Secret ring at her birthday 2021. It’s front and center. Washed out with the brightness but not hidden or photoshopped out. Everyone focused on the heart ring.

#shewaswithmedude 13 days before Lily’s birthday in 2021 I just know Taylor was kicking her feet sending that email to Taylor Nation

It might be the full gummy but I’m crying 👉 🍝 👈

I want to look at your story but you pissed me off and I don’t want to give you the satisfaction. Apparently I’m 20 again in the new year.

V annoyed at the 3 minute limit. 14 seconds over. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yWmmVg/