I saw goody proctor on Grindr

"This is not who we are" has gotta be the funniest thing important people say all the time, right. Like just definitionally false

People who walk as if it is their first day experiencing the concept of “hallway” <<<<<<

Was telling my friend at work all the shit we’re gonna have at Friendsgiving and now my mouth is watering at my desk

Fucking pathetic waste of time

The rare trend I can get behind Face + scent

“Hot milfs in your area!” Yeah no shit - that’s my wife, we live in the same house

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Good Evening, it’s Soup Sunday Celery, garlic, carrots, bell pepper, mushrooms, smoked paprika, soy sauce, olive oil, sliced pepperoni Cook down Black eyed peas, broccoli, tomato paste, beef broth, homemade chicken broth, couple dollops of sour cream, salt, cracked pepper, chicken Huge success

Nods sagely

Messaging my wife “yes ma’am” and the phone wanted to make it “yes mama” like chill dawg

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One of my oldest friends said my book club questions are really good, gonna be riding this one until the end of time

Been spending a lot of time lately thinking about Julius Belmont and the army of mankind

Cooking fucking rules Avgolemono soup It’s a somewhat simplified version of the “real” Greek recipe Homemade broth Chicken Rice Bay leaves Kosher salt Ground pepper Celery Carrots Onion Garlic Beautiful time cooking it with my wife and sister, catching up in the kitchen. God bless the soup pot

This is so deeply stupid, I love it

Drinking two beers and playing Fortnite

I wonder what it’s like to be so fucking stupid you believe this shit

Hung out with my wife now I’m in my underwear eating bread pudding right out the Tupperware

Should my next pfp be more or less sexy Or the same amount

Think it’s an intellectual and moral failing that one of our procedures is “recommend this AI tool” and that we stopped an actual popular service to do so

Made out with my wife now I'm drinking two beers, listening to Garth Brooks, and downloading some video games

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have a grand vision of pulling a pan of bread pudding out of the oven at 4:50 on Friendsgiving and having everyone take a bite at 5 sharp when we drop dinner on the table and it being super crispy and warm on top and the whole room going “mmmmm”

Not sure if I got added to a new list or there’s just an influx of big follow political accounts but “Donald trump and Joe Biden on the same park bench in hell” is a quick primer for me Nod sagely or quietly unfollow, as you please

The broth is dancing 💃 🕺

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Listening to a friend’s problems with their partner and thinking “girl, kill him”

Hit up the old haunted house cookbook again Bread pudding A+. Delicious, creamy inside, crispy on top. Fried chicken - awful. The marinade was not even close to flavorful enough. Learned my lesson. Will use the bones in broth and the meat in a chicken and rice Scratch mashed potatoes and gravy B+

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Huge day at work - first circulation of Tell Me I’m Worthless

Sending a work email that just reads “The Pact is Sealed”

I actually love gay Halloween, keep up the great work

My wife brought out the heated blanket but it only works on one side so I’m laying diagonally in the bed like an animal

New ticket came in Great question buddy

Tomorrow I will be dressing as James Sunderland and my wife will be dressing as a Silent Hill nurse She was briefly worried her skirt would be too short, but I reminded her it should be

Can you believe that I actually heavily self censor on this platform

Spent two seconds typing "dog town" into google and they do do catering

Dog Town should do catering

Everyone at Boston Dynamics must be very evil or very shortsighted, right?

Yeah everything I do and say is a bit A bit of a window into my soul

Book Bandits November book is The Final Girl Support Group. Read along at home, DM me if you'd like to join the discord, or do neither and continue your life unperturbed

Tabletop Simulator tonight was Lords of Waterdeep. Got my ass whipped big time but we had some laughs. Piety and arcana is a tough start with no good plot quests since clerics and wizards are at such a premium early game

My wife cooked a great dinner now I’m gonna have a beer and make out with her

The whole economy is a lotto ticket and we’re never going to get a share of the winnings And these people are addicted - they’ll keep going until they bust (that part we will get a share of)

If you aren't willing to drive to an OTB and see all the grime you should not be allowed to place a sports bet on your mobile telephone Also if you want a dopamine rush just speak with a friend, for fun

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