US millionaire big-game hunter dies after being crushed by elephants

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

We murdered two more people in a boat today.

Here's the follow up on this fraud Retraction Watch The website of the publisher and journal have been taken down retractionwatch.com/2026/04/23/e...

I love when someone makes a deep moral condemnation and then is immediately like 'btw I am not a pedophile"

Sam Altman, the head of OpenAI, has formally apologized to the community of Tumbler Ridge, BC, after a mass shooting in February. He admitted his company did not alert authorities to the shooter’s disturbing online conversations with its AI chatbot even after staff flagged the account internally.

Court overturns subway bomber’s conviction for giving ISIS ‘material support,’ raising questions about terrorism prosecutions https://fascinating.news/r/B8u0UhPM

New Duran Duran ft Nile Rodgers song is so damn catchy. A British band doing a song called Free to Love with a lot of gnc and trans people dancing is a welcome statement.

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

also, and this is secondary, but did nobody think through this pairing of gifts

She gave him a torch? SHE GAVE HIM ONE OF OUR TORCHES???

Ok, the SOEST Twitter account was started in 2009, and has 367 followers. @soest.hawaii.edu was started last night and has 5.9K followers. My meeting is in a few hours and I think I will win. Thanks everyone! 💪

Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:

But for real, it's kind of funny that this is the guy that has the centrist Dem establishment like "He must be stopped!"

I’m not a very nostalgic person, but one thing I definitely miss about the ‘90s is angry girls making music. It was a goldmine. Can we please get pissed-off young girls back into garages, please?

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Friday, Finally Good News worth sharing Just saw a post from President Joe Biden on X.. He responded to Reuters Thank you Joe , good to see you "Over 4K young Americans are alive today, who might not be - because of the 988 suicide and crisis lifeline " Joe did this in 2022 Joe, miss you !!⬇️

When it dropped that he sued I got told by many men that he’d never let it get to discovery and I’d like to submit that you have no idea how stupid this man is

Bullshit. The Pentagon has plenty of its own aircraft plus charters for troop movement. This is 1000% a ruse to get more ICE flights. Just ask the flight attendants at Air Wisconsin.

Except for the discourse around him, I've never come across Piker content in the wild. The obsession with this guy seems hyper weird

Platner's 'past'; like 3 months ago when he had a Nazi tatoo or 2 weeks ago when he said the R-word in an interview

This is the thing I think a lot of people on here are refusing to really reckon with: Platner, whom I no longer like or trust, is only going to win that primary because Schumer made the proactive decision to recruit someone the Maine Democratic votership has grown to fucking detest

The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan

Using "low IQ" to describe Black leaders is a racist tactic, not a political stance. It’s dehumanizing, bigoted, and beneath the dignity of the presidency. Donald Trump’s rhetoric is a disgrace that continues to stain our country.

i'd like to thank Mister Beast for the several hundred new followers today, the first good thing he's ever done.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

Happy Thursday, no walkie pictures today (though we did get a short one) because humom took out the bicycle, set up our trailer, and we went for a ride around the neighborhood! 🧵 #DogsOfBluesky

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

HUGE scandal if true. Laura Loomer got Marco Rubio to throw two Iranian women with green cards in ICE jail to be stripped of status and deported, claiming they were related to Qasem Soleimani. Official documents provided to @dropsitenews.com appear to show they are NOT related; they're innocent.

Oh this is the guy that designed the laser destroyer?

i have just checked the rule book and there is no rule that a dog can not be a tailor

these guys are such unbelievable losers

Come, here is the map. Shall we divide our right According to our threefold order ta’en?

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

These are all quotes from Frasier.

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Oh my god.

REDISTRICT EVERYTHING ESCALATE TO DE-ESCALATE GERRYMANDER EVERY SINGLE STATE IMMEDIATELY CREATE A DELICATE BALANCE OF TERROR NOW RESTORE DETTERENCE

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

ICYMI- a lot happened with the California governor race today and there has been a major shift. New polling shows Republicans still leading, with Hilton out front, but on the Democratic side, Becerra is making a real move and now tied with Steyer at 13%, the biggest jump we’ve seen. 1/2

Makes me happy to see Bonta kicking ass.

"Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online." www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

📵 The #Iran internet blackout is now in its 53rd day after 1248 hours of disconnection from global networks. As authorities work to develop tiered access for select users and businesses, the human impacts and economic harms of this digital censorship measure continue to spiral.

If you ever on a beach on Long Island and a kid in his 20s walks up to you with a mic tryna ask you questions about politics, do not engage. Tell him to get lost.

happy birthday, weed

These GPA-looking gas prices need to drop. $3.91 is Summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.