Always

Every year, I celebrate Mother’s Day by watching the tragic, yet unintentionally funny, Mommy Dearest

This is one of those posts that needs to be shown to aliens one day to explain what humans were like

Edible cereal

I’ll take the banshee

I would say Tony The Tiger, but he and The Grinch got beef. Alive? Jadakiss. Dead? DMX

Tell the witch to keep it. I’m not that hungry

Easy. Music history

Little bastard deserved that shit for being disrespectful

WHO DID THIS?

If you’re seeing this, skeet an old photo of yourself you still love. Stepping out of my comfort zone here. I think this is from 2012. Best side of the building to be on once the weather warmed up.

Add a letter to a band name to make it different: Spiced Girls

I can't decide who's the bigger hypocrite: Evangelical Christians who elected Trump President, twice... Or anti-capitalist leftists in California doing everything possible to make a billionaire investor in ICE concentration camps the next governor The wonders truly never cease 😒

Watching now as we speak. And Daredevil>>>Batman Daredevil doesn’t need a high tech suit to take an ass whooping. Or give one.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

“On a political tip, all we sayin is WE GON’ GET DAT ASS!”

Not sure I’d want one though

Hey, does anybody know if there’s a GoFundMe yet for the brown recluse spider that bit Kyle Rittenhouse?

On the topic of whether it’s natural for women to submit, a comment said “It is not natural for Creators to submit to their creations”. And that’s that on that.

Currently on finishing up the last season. Walter White was a fucking joke. And not a funny one either.

I LOVE that you said this!!!!

Good morning my beautifully melanated Black family, be extra Black af today...love you ✊🏿🖤

Dangerous as fuck most days being Black, but I swear on everything that is good in this world, I wouldn’t trade it for anything

Salt and pepper whisker biscuit. That’s what I’m using now

Good morning my beautifully melanated Black family...own this day...love you ✊🏿🖤

They can’t stand being told NO! Weaponizing their whiteness is what they do best

Well, I had to do this one May The 4th Be With You.

Idgafmff how unrealistic you think it is. Black people are owed reparations.

Unpopular opinion: I feel bad for Melania Trump. Can someone please explain to me why the FUCK she keeps hiring the wrong hitmen

I really hope her nanny is of Hispanic descent, and when she finally does go home, her kids speak nothing but Spanish.

Keep both

Think I’m going for Level 4 today

I had cornbread, broccoli, and bbq spare ribs for dinner. How about Y’all?

When we tried to warn different ethnicities about getting rid of affirmative action they thought that only applied to the Black culture and here we are. I’m not in the business of saying we told y’all so, but WE TOLD Y’ALL SO!

No. And I give zero fucks about my Black card being revoked because I can’t.

Life goals

ROCCO is getting pounded into pebbles! ROCCO can go straight to HELL!

Thoughts and tariffs, my pasty friend. Thoughts and tariffs.

So I wake up this morning and find out an old friend of the family passed away. I tell my brother about it and he is LIVID! He says, “how this muhfucka die and he still owe me $500?!”

Maaaaan this game had no business being as close as it is right now. You can’t tell me the refs aren’t trying to keep Boston in this game