It's actually great that all the journalists in the press pool show up daily only to get yelled at, insulted and blatantly lied to, and have keep doing it by fear of losing access, because fuck them.

JUST IN: 3 white dudes got pardoned by Trump

I for one doesn't give a flying fuck what a bunch of slavers and rapists had to say about who gets to be a citizen.

Im sorry

BREAKING: Nintendo unveils new physical DLC product line: A sentient fart in a glass jar that you feed fragments of your childhood memories in exchange for in-game currency that will unlock new exiting game features, like the ability to pause the game!

LOLO prequel's Iconic deathtrap puzzles will be AI generated, says Nintendo's new CEO, Literal ArchVillain, after production budget balloons to $500M

BREAKING: In new direct, Nintendo announces new LOLO prequel openworld action-RPG that will reveal why he's round, and blue!

Who needs fascists when we have liberals like that?

Really enjoying all the 'Nintendo wont stop fucking up' content rn, and watching dismayed nerds bleed their childhood all over the tube. A guilty pleasure.

She monroe on my doctrine until I regime change

I went to the anti war protest and one of them had bad breath, so I guess it's WAR for you lot. No me tho, I have a brunch to attend.

Even has Americanism displays it's vile logical end state, Democrats feel the need to relentlessly ass tongue the troops, fellate the cops and fuck the border; at every chance they get, proving they are perpetually the sloppy second of authoritarians.

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:

I often think about how, after Gaddafi was fed to a mob and sodomized with his own gun, HRC commented in an interview 'We came, we saw, he died! [cackle]' Once we allow such disregard for human dignity, it's only a question of who is arbitrarily found 'deserving or not', an ever shifting ground.

You don't get it, if we don't keep the rich on side by protecting and insulating their wealth from society, they WILL use said wealth to fund fascism. It's less politics than a covenant with wrathful petty gods who demand to be appeased with regular human sacrifice.

'Strong floor, no ceiling'... that's just 2025 version of trickle down economics. They'll start with the absence of a ceiling (Ie: Capitalists get all the money) then promise to work their way downward to the strong floor, eventually. That's not how you build a house.

Cant wait for the next shitty thing to happen because I'm already getting tired of this one.

You don't 'love america' You love a series of carefully crafted and curated myths.

Happy #Thanksgiving

'Violence has no place in this country' said people from the most violent country on earth. Soldiers strutting around your cities in peacetime IS violence already.

The X poster's location kerfuffle is such an amazing own goal... like what did they think was gonna happen?

War is generally a pretty bad idea, but this next one is gonna be the stupidest war in history.

Floating like a poney in a cumjar

This is Twitter These are Tweets IDGAF

Marked safe from the horrible crazy-making article everyone is talking about because I never read anything anyway.

Im confused, I thought RFK only fucked them after they become a roadkill, not before

Dont you just HATE it when you elect someone to a political office and they start doing politics?

Oh good, maybe Platner can get a job there.

All the useful idiots at the 'big tent' now that MAGA is no longer cool.

If you are looking for me, I'll be in the much smaller tent with all the cool people.

Maybe Dems sophisticated strategy of 'you have to accept any rotten turd we throw at you and be thankful for it; the alternative is so much worst' was bound to backfire eventually.

Homophobes will make casual homophobic 'jokes' amongst themselves, this is meaningless.

Michael Wolf just wanna have fu-un 🎶

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everytime I get clapped on one of these sites my reaction is 'yeah, I was kinda asking for it wasnt I'

Following on what @miawong.bsky.social and @riotlinguist.bsky.social and others have said, it's worth repeating that the majority of rape is committed against kids and teenagers (<20yo) obviously mainly girls + mostly by adult/teen cis men. Rape culture is inherently CSA culture!

If JRR Tolkien was alive today he'd probably be a terf, mostly because he would be like 200 years old.

The Epstein stuff is being released as such, and presented with the gravitas of a soap opera, JUST SO the media (and us) can sanitize it, flatten it, banalize it, and eventually accept it. Nothing will come out of it, the empire will keep churning, the state can't tell you it is wrong.

United Rapes of Pedophilia

Never imagined the USA would be undone by Big Plane 🤷

Ok, you lost your healthcare but at least you can catch a plane to go somewhere else

You are no longer allowed to make fun of france for capitulating

It's always direct to conspiracy with these fuckers, they all think they shit gold and can't admit they suck. Probably edging for that sweet bailout money. Libertarian sucking at the teet of government contracts whom no one knows wtf they even do except the abstract concept of 'data'

CASHIER: It will be a zillion dollar. ME: But Trump said prices were lower! CASHIER: Cool. It will be a zillion dollar.

It's 9/11 for people who weaponize 9/11