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Marco Rubio called this illegal less than 3 weeks ago: "No country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway. That's existing international law." www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Its grimly amusing, but the reason we dont have trams running down in #Leith at the moment is that we know if they were stabled overnight in Newhaven, the bams would 100% trash them.

The 'Master race' www.tiktok.com/@thebelfastt...

Congratulations to Britain on becoming the kind of country where the police have to walk on eggshells when talking about a murder case, because one false move could set off a week of fascist rioting by the vicious far right swine our whole system is increasingly designed to please and impress.

So… London is safe now ?

While they are rather amusing, I have a feeling Souness, Strachan and others will not be doing a funny video supporting Argentina over England.

Arteta, bless this low block and give England the gas to beat this demon

I hope one day soon Sam Matterface comes into contact with Sam Antimatterface

I am once again asking....

Norways refusal to cross the ball into Haaland is absolutely mental.

Hydration Break.

It would be easy to be churlish as a Scottish brewery on a night like this but as we’ve got family and friends down in Stockbridge we’d like to wish the best of luck to the England team.

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The comments are also very funny

I wrote my mate's phone number inside a portaloo at Glastonbury with "TXT 4 BUM FUN" underneath. Nothing happened and I forgot all about it until about a month later when his phone blew up during Reading/Leeds

Is it the law now to play that Guetta/Titanium ditty at breaks in Sports events, its bloody everywhere, Football, Rugby, Athletics...

Scottish Borders doing nothing to dispel the myth that they are the werdos of Scotland.

If Rocky Balboa had been Scottish, his training would have consisted of dead-lifting pizza crunches

Baw is well and truly up on the slates.

I dont have the time or inclination to leaf back through the whole Platner saga that seems to be popping up on the timeline. But from what I can discern, is the starting point for all of this hoo-ha a 'Swastika Tattoo' i.e, it got past that, that was deemed ok ?

Rounding up some translations of Count Binface that have been appearing in foreign press 🇷🇴 Romanian: Contele Tomberonez 🇫🇷 French: Comte Tête-de-Poubelle (bin-head, more accurate than bin-face) 🇮🇹 Italian: Conte Faccia-da-Bidone 🇪🇸 Spanish: "un hombre con un cubo de basura en la cabeza" (!) Cont...

Sorry, but that is absolutely nuts.

I believe this is what experts call the crux of the matter www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Democracy is all well and good, but anyone who stands up for Ceefax is on the side of the angels.

Television debates with just Farage and @countbinface.bsky.social are going to be absolute box-office.

Wonder if this has anything to do with the de-banking a few years ago?

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

This think-piece while generally correct, omits the crucial difference between Scotland and Norway that has zero to do with their respective Football Associations. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

I think you’ll find we’re squeaking because what FIFA have done is allow you to cheat. That’s right, you’re cheats. This is cheating. You are cheating if you play Balogun, and the world will not forget how happy you were with being front and centre cheats. Grubby little cheats.

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

Are UK Football pundits screen-tested, ever?

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There is surely no way in hell that Belgium can participate in this match tonight? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Shitting hell..

Dot is still troubled by her decision to let Nick die of a Heroin overdose.

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What a fitting end for Neymar…shit talking the goalkeeper who won the game for his team while you score a consolation penalty

We'll have the Roberts Supreme Court overruling VAR judgements before this World Cup is out. Sotomayor writing the dissent explaining how it was offside.

The last time Brazil won the World Cup was so long ago Celtic’s manager was Martin O’Neill

“President Infantino, we’ve got the King of Belgium on line 1, the Prime Minister of Belgium on line 2, the Minister-Presidents of Flanders, Wallonia, and the Brussels Capital Region on lines 3, 4, and 5 respectively, and the Minister-President of the German-Speaking Community of Belgium on line 6.”