Perfect!

Riddle: What Do Trump and Matt Gaetz have in common? Answer: Seriously, you don’t know?

So sad to hear about the man injured playing peekaboo. Now he’s in the ICU.

Imbecile’s favorite thing to do is talk to the press about how great he is and how dumb they are. Now he can’t because of his pedophilia. It’s working, folks. He’s hating it almost half as much as the world hates him. Never give him a moment of peace! newrepublic.com/post/203135/...

Ya know what. Okay, I won’t call him a pedophile. But a 15 year old is still a child. So I’ll just say the current White House occupant is a child rapist. Is that okay now, Megyn?

Will you finally build at least one cancer treatment center or pediatrics wing for a hospital when we start living on Mars?

Whatever the cost estimate is we need to double it. It will cost just as much to restore it back to normal.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee motion to intervene to fight against the GOP effort to overturn California's new congressional map. My law firm is proud to help defend these maps from Republican attack. www.democracydocket.com/cases/califo...

Too late now! Bwahahahahahaha!

Somewhere in the world there must be a subset of women who really love men who wear enough cologne to smell five minutes after they’re gone. I mean, there must be, right?

Literally watched the White House shout conference for fifteen, maybe twenty seconds tops. If you’re explaining you’re losing. Losers.

This stuff is gonna drip, drip, drip like his gonorrhea.

Aarr! Yet another scallywag landlubber singin’ the ole tired shanty about me buckos just bein’ thieves. Tie this scurvy dog to the yardarm and then make the son of a biscuit eater walk the plank! Aarr!

My inner voice. Perhaps it should become my outer scream. Very well said.

Happy to know I am part of the boycott, even though I didn’t know there was a boycott! I stopped going there years ago when I found out the owner was a Magat donor.

Newsom's latest troll 😆

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#Walmart issued a statement to TMZ calling the display of "pro-Nazi" imagery "unacceptable" after a recent incident involving merchandise found on their website. While a very small amount of problematic content does still slip through our filters, we are working hard to close those gaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

Well, if you look at the graph from left to right it looks like inflation is rising. But if you look at it from right to left … well then … you can see it tells a different story! newrepublic.com/post/203049/...

When you’re only a low level brothel but really want to look upscale.

Is this the best legal commentary ever or what? 🤣

To the 1% who bravely raised their hand to serve—thank you for your sacrifice; I’ll never stop fighting to make sure you get the care, benefits, and respect you’ve earned. #VeteransDay

On today's episode of Magat Manufactured Rage:

On Veterans Day, we honor those who put service before self. To every veteran and their families: Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. Our nation is stronger and safer because of you.

On Veterans Day, we honor those who served and commit to serving them in return — not just in words, but in actions. Affordability and a real commitment to mental health are essential to ensure that every veteran can build a future here in New York City.

Bwahahahaha!

I AGREE!

Magats are trying to take away people’s health insurance by cutting ACA subsidies. Fortunately, we have a party who is willing to stand up and fight. They have the momentum from a landslide election are standing firm and fighting the … uh … what? They what? My senators did what?

The more you know.

It’s time to chuck Chuck.

Okay, you can go away for good now.

Rosen and Cortez-Masto. TRAITORS TO NEVADA!

🚨 I pledge to NEVER step foot in a Walmart again. If I cannot afford it or find it elsewhere, I do not need it. White people MUST take a stand. This openly hostile contempt for black people cannot be tolerated or dismissed. I am not waiting for a national strike - I am DONE. Who will join me?

My embarrassment and anger at my senators Rosen and Cortez-Masto for caving to the fascists has no end. It is inexcusable. This Nevadan is so angry. I apologize for what my senators have done.

Reason 174 why Canadians kick our butts.

Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Lest you forget while waiting to see if your flight has been canceled, this chaos began last February by, you guessed it, Imbecile. apnews.com/article/doge... begins firings of FAA staff just weeks after fatal DC plane crash

I agree. Child rapist is probably the more appropriate terminology when referring to a president.

Oh no. Sshhhh, Governor. You’re exposing the master plan!

What’s up next, auctioning off pardons, tax cuts, or pieces of the Washington Monument?

I’m so fucking sick of seeing videos of Gestapo violently kidnapping people. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining about people posting them. I’m sick of seeing it happen over and over again knowing there are Americans who support it.

Dear Christian Magats, Uh … oops? Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

Data shows major future backlash to 🍊💩Vile Immigration Policies👇👇👇 youtube.com/shorts/qwYx9...

I made each of them sign a NDA to prevent them from disclosing they were my girlfriends. Litigation is beginning immediately.

I didn’t notice until it was pointed out to me. I have no love for Dick Cheney. But when a former VP dies it is customary to have flags lowered to half staff. This was not done at the order of the White House occupant. Flags stayed at full height. Even I would’ve lowered them, and I hated him!

Newsom: He is a historic president—a historically unpopular president. Underwater in every key category—I mean, you can’t even make this up; this is hard to do…

🚨No, Bovino. LA belongs to the people of LA - not Border Patrol bulldogs without proper training, supervision, or basic decency. 1/2

Happy National Indigenous Veterans Day to our northern neighbor’s First Nations veterans. 🇺🇸💙🇨🇦

My shirt will get furry.