Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

I'm not an economist but seems worrying that the whole US economy is seven companies in a trenchcoat, passing the same $20 up and down

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

shout out to the icons from Office 2013

This only happens to you once

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

Marty! You’ve gotta come back with me!

We're making an automation game set in Windows 95 about making PowerPoint factories #gamedev #indiegames

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Get Townsend on corners

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

The Knights Who Say Ni****

I now use this, one of the last pieces of wisdom ever to come out of Twitter. Fish in the car. Never fails.

GREETINGS HUMAN CHILD CLIMB ABOARD THE NORMAL CAROUSEL YOUR SOUL WILL BE FINE

realistic Star Trek

The funny thing is animals actually can suffer and we slaughter them by the billions but sure let’s have an existential panic over whether a software program screams when we turn it off

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

Guys, I'm no cyber-security expert, but I'm a bit worried about Call-in User_2.

Picard: Computer! What can you tell me about the lifeform attacking the ship? Preppy voice barely audible through static hiss: A fantastic and insightful question! Now you're really thinking like a starfleet captain. This query really gets to the heart of the thorny issue of xenobiology.

Just finished season 2 of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary on Netflix. Came for the high kicks, stayed for the collective action.

Saw Stamptown at the Fringe on Friday night. Can’t stop thinking about it. Absolute fever dream of a show. Haven’t laughed that hard in forever. This is a recommendation.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

this video is about three hours too short.

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

recession indicator

The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.

I just wanted to say, I’m probably more proud of this Ted talk than just about anything I’ve ever done so I’m gonna be absolutely useless for the next couple of weeks as I promote the shit out of this because I want you to watch it because it matters in the moment we are in youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg

The local bike path is now the site of a vigorously contested pet… election?… and it seems like something @darthbluesky.bsky.social should know about

James Acaster has mastered chat shows like nobody else in comedy. This is a tour de force 15 minutes, Seth Meyers is fighting for his life 🤣 youtu.be/pTbALzICA6c?...

Yes, it appears to be

Badger badger badger badger……..

This is high art

Publishing the (nonsense) tariff formula unfortunately seems like quite a shrewd move, because it has got lots of people arguing over a devastating, poverty-inflicting policy in the most boring, unengaging way possible…

between this and wallstreetbets tariffs may genuinely end up being the most deradicalizing thing that has happened to young men since gamergate started

I hope these tariffs dont make US imported goods more expensive. I don't know what I'd do without my jars of bacon grease or whatever it is the US makes

I love this video so much. Dis-ability is less about our physical differences &more about the ways we incorporate inclusive design, structural&behavioral, to allow different-abilities to function &thrive together. I believe ASL (or your country’s SL) should be a required language class in school.

This is class

Scotland's first drug consumption centre has seen 17 medical emergencies since January, a number of which would likely have resulted in death had the centre not been there to help. We have the worst drug death rate in Europe. The shift to treating addiction as a health crisis is saving lives.

The Matrix but make it French

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what’s this all about then?

@glaucomflecken.bsky.social have you been watching The Pitt? Every time they whip out the ultrasound I think of your videos and have a chuckle.