Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

What a queen

holiday flight travel is about to be crazier than titties on a roach

Dick Cheney’s DEAD!!

Woke up today to the news

good on you! A thumbs down is one of the funniest, cleanest, expression of dissatisfaction there is. it is devastating in its simplicity

Freak show by Monaleo got me like media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...

Got my ticket! Just gonna be me Brandy and Monica singing to each other all night

This was a message for me. Heard. Thank you I’ll do better

PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.

if you ever see me outside with crusty lips….roast tf outta me

It really do be like this and that’s crazy.

Too many people I love live in New York I need to get rich to become bicoastal

it's good for men to have hobbies, such as: -gym -me -cooking for me -paying bills -being seen but not heard -taking out the trash -other miscellany i do not want to do

42 million Americans will stop receiving SNAP on Nov. 1, according to a new message from the USDA.

Still here spotify.link/oZTM1NyxNXb

You know what I REALLY, REALLY hate...? When a woman remarks on a man's attractiveness on here and someone will jump in with an unsolicited, "But, he's gay!" As though my eyes care who HE fucks.

WHY DOES LIP SPF TASTE LIKE GASOLINE???!!

Tell more of your friends that you love them

Nancy was right. I woulda offed chris too fuck him #TheCraft

I’m bout to soak in this tub with a blunt and listen to my play cousin @durandbernarr.bsky.social

Recent book purchases (and 2 extra notebooks)

I need a Rico Nasty & Bloc Party collab NOW

If I owe you a phone call or a ft back gimme a minute

READ POETRY!!

I’ve been waiting for years for people to get in tyler’s ass (and them weird ass odd future niggas)

i guess??? but what about the fees?

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

This is also the reason the abbreviation for ‘hertz’ is ‘Hz,’ as it’s named after Heinrich Rudolf Hertz.

This is it.

yep. i'll take it a step further. a lot of y'alls meemaw's cant cook and you're just used to it.

Posting for a clear view 😭😭

I watched that Megan Thee Stallion video way too many times 😩

I love being an Aquarius

Saw someone spell the word “many” like “mini”

TAKING D’ANGELO IS A MUTHAFUCKIN STEP TOO FAR YOU BITCH @god

I need to find some type b spontaneous fearless friends

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OWEN HUNT IS A TERRIBLE HUSBAND FATHER AND HALF ASSED FRIEND!! FUCK THAT NIGGA FOR LYYYYYYFE! #GreysAnatomy

Leave it to Amelia’s unstable ass to make a crisis about her she STAY needing a moment #GreysAnatomy

I need to cuss more I’ve become too tame

NOLA and Brazil for my birthday!

Sativa has truly and constantly been a blessing to me

Agreed. Taking the most boring vegetable and turning it sour *blegh*

this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

On Monday, Gov. Gavin Newsom of California signed a new state law that will require apartments to come with a refrigerator and stove, basic appliances that many renters expected would already be required.

I love when the moon be out daytime because it’s like “who gon check me?”

Cardi made a SOLID ass hip hop album that bitch is so talented *sigh*