Religious cult : ✋😒 Puppy cult : 🙏🙏🙏

One day we’re going to be like “remember how we let the stupidest people alive run everything for ten years? That was wild” as we sit on the veranda sipping red wine and watching the nuclear megaspiders fight

GAS IS $5 A FUCKING GALLON OMG SOMEBODY BEAT HIS ASS PLEASE

Me and The Scarlet Letter have beef for LIFE. I fucking despise it.

Our company is going full force with AI and I have GOT to find another way to make money. This is not going to end well. Also I don't trust them when they say we 'shouldn't' lose our jobs. Bc shouldn't =/= won't.

Point me to the readers who'd like to support authors who write something other than 26yo MCs acting like they need learners permit to operate their pussies. Tell them I write middle-aged slut smut featuring Black women, and there's episodes on my Patreon. patreon: bit.ly/paybeth #booksky

All of them bc I can't spell for shit unfortunately.

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Me fighting for my life ab going back to school. "Well job can you get with this." Idfk I just want to LEARN THINGS please let me live 😭

well maybe you shouldn't have started a war in which they discovered that they were capable of doing this without you being able to stop them then

I told Olive to remind me to get some toilet paper today like she was actually gon respond to me. But then she went to her litter box this morning and I did indeed remember lmao

New Evanescence album this year?!?!?!?! Oh yall bout to be sick of me fr 😭

The collective trauma we all experience just compounds. It is still more important that some people have guns than that others have the right to life and liberty. Meanwhile, pictures of politicians terrified of being shot but they still won't change their mind on guns, not even to protect children.

Meg entering her sapphic era when. These men aint shit.

Shooting for 3 videos edited today. If I can get that done before 2pm I'll also try and get in some recording. I'm trying to get myself a week ahead so I can actually stay consistent!

I'm not a (good) artist but girl...I'm gon have to try. Bc I have things I want and I can't wait around anymore for other ppl. I'm grateful for the job I have, but it's not enough and it's also making me want to die, so. I need to do something else.

Today California, tomorrow the world!

Petition for John Waters to play Waluigi

we all know I have no life, so:

Me writing a normal scene: "The calm waters buoyed the canoe, every lap sending with it a refrain of hope and contemplation for their future together." Me writing sex scene: "They uh... they're both naked? There is a butt. There's TWO butts. They both look at the butts and say 'holy cow! wowee!'"

in meiner brust schlagen zwei hunde

Not my coworker being like "Damn you're in a mood today." 💀 But it is *infuriating* to be working with people who I know for a fact are making more money than me, who refuse to READ THINGS. I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL THE TOOLS YOU NEED, FUCKING READ THEM.

Really glad the main characters of the book I'm reading finally got together so the FMC will stop moping about how painful it is being in love with him. Usually unrequited love is my JAM but she was irritating tf outta me 😭 I'm halfway through and it's a solid 4 atp. Thoroughly enjoying it.

Oh she bout to get paid paid. TWENTY trees??? Tuh

Omg wait the one of Ethan and Rose 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm trying to get a week ahead with the channel so I *really* need to get two videos edited today, three edited this weekend, and three more recorded this weekend. Which is a lot but would really help in the long run 😩

I got the outline of first chapter of my (allegedly) short story dictated. Gonna take a break and then try one more chapter before bed.

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

I should really be editing this video but work was stressful so I shall play video games instead 😌

I want to write about this thing, but I've been stuck on a very particular detail for like 3 years now and it doesn't help that I can't speak/read Portuguese.

I’M GETTING RAGEBAITED BY TREES! | Trees Hate YOU! 🌳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOb...

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"Oh thank god I can download this as a .webp!" -A purely theoretical person that no one has ever met

I started my GOAT's (Arakawa's) new show and gurl....what is going ON?????

I know everyone is loving Pokopia but I deadass want a Switch2 just so I can play Windwaker again 😭

This is why I stopped participating in fandoms at large a long time ago. I'm too old for nonsense lmao. Bc what do you mean Glitch is harming some of their fans by releasing in theaters. HARM?! Touching grass is not enough I fear, yall need to be cocooned in it. 😭

This whole thing has been fascinating to me because the concept of ppl bitching ab not being able to avoid spoilers for two weeks is wild. Like yeah it'll take a little work but it's 1000% feasible. It is not that fucking serious.

I had planned on recording at least 3 videos today but this child upstairs is trying it

I'm trying to update OBS but it's being a little bitch 🙃

I've been brainstorming story ideas and I finally have one that's itching at my brain so I'm going to work on that one. As always I have a general idea of elements but I really need to flesh it out.

I did indeed get two edited and scheduled! It's amazing what you can get done when you're back taking your meds lmaoooo

Bullshit she's saying aside I'm stuck on the fact that apparently this woman is only 28?????????????

Not me finally getting a video edited. Let's try for two 😈

I really liked the session I had with my nutritionist. Hopefully my insurance won't be fucking stupid and I'll be able to keep seeing her. My first health goal is to eat breakfast at least 5 times a week. Pray for me 😭