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The pets worked ✨

Ok - now pet the Leia for good luck ✨

LMAO OK REPOSTING THE LEIA FOR PETS BUT WITH HIDDEN TAGS BC THE LAST THING I NEED IS GOOD OMENS FANS YELLING AT ME VIA TEXT ✨🤣

The horrors indeed do persist.

RIP Demond Wilson 💔 www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...

I was called everything but a child of fucking god for not liking N*ck* as a rapper and person from the start, she was a shitty human from day one. I FEEL SO JUSTIFIED.

Yeahhhh I’m deleting my account fairly soon, bc what the fuck is this?

Yell at me I can take it 💙 But I have always said it’s worth the wait. Also I never said/confirmed who got it right

I love shadows. Genuinely.

Gotta tell you, being Black Woman and working in social right….its a fucking lot. Just not in the jokey joke mood unfortunately and for someone who loves using humor to cope, I can’t even really do that.

There is an entire mockumentary called DROP DEAD GORGEOUS about how people from Minnesota are not as nice as the country paints them and you chose to FUCK WITH THEM? I literally have to laugh.

hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it. my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

It's been hard to keep this under wraps. deadline.com/2026/01/lore...

It’s like I manifested this.

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*taps the sign*

Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankers’ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.

Now wait a minute lmaoooo *64 notifications*

To be fair…my red was already going to make a comeback at some point this year, the movie posted in full to someone’s TikTok account was just the push I needed tbh.

Watching Percy Jackson while playing Hades 2? 12/10 recommend for Greek mythology obsessed humans, aka me

I will say this, if you’re really missing Good Omens, get your fantasy fix in the meantime with The Mighty Nein. It’s got magic, romance, and just all around amazing storytelling ✨ and I mess with the fans on that account just as much as I do on Good Omens ✨

Me being off today but still fighting through my migraine to do some light trolling 💙

I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten

I said it on my IG story but if these idiots in charge TOUCH MY 2% MILK I WILL BURN IT ALL DOWN. IM WEIRD, YES I DRINK REGULAR MILK, I HATE OAT/SOY/ALMOND PRETTY MUCH EVERY ALTERNATIVE BUT ISTG IF THEY TAKE MY 2%

The phrase of the week is “pass interference” - Pass interference can only occur when a forward pass is thrown from behind the line of scrimmage, regardless of whether the pass is legal or illegal, or whether it crosses the line.

People coming outta 28 Years 2 and Hedda sold on Nia DaCosta and then looking at Kevin Feige like “what the hell did you do to her, man”

My comments since Wednesday

One person got it right from what I’ve seen. (Didn’t like that so now I have to get even craftier) Now discuss amongst yourselves who it was and stand by for confirmation for the correct answer…soon, never, maybe ✨

Breaks my heart to share this, but today is my last day at The Verge and I am looking for work! I'd really like to stay in video games, preferably in some kind of journalistic capacity but I can do PR/Marketing and maybe even a lil Narrative Design. Please get in touch! www.ashparrish.com

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My comments have been wild 🤣

It’s like I shouldn’t have this power lol

6 Shots of Espresso 7, well you know how God likes 7s.

AI ART?! AT COMIC CON?! WHERE HUMAN ARTIST EXHIBIT?!

I love the theories of what it means. But if you know me and the show, it’s never that simple my dears lol.

Euphoria, Sunday in the Park with George…so much CONTENT TODAY

“What does 1 mean?!”

HEAR YA! HEAR YA! THE OFFICIAL GOOD OMENS PRIME ACC IS ACTIVE AGAIN

No one: Not a soul: The Good Omens Prime account on a random Wednesday in January:

LIBBY?!?

"we've done a lot of damage" to WHOM? I'm reminded of @alexfalcone.bsky.social's video on robots/AI: bsky.app/profile/alex... "Who's telling us that robots are inevitable? The robot salesmen." "It's like if a bunch of hat makers told us that we just had to accept the inevitability of hats..."

I guess my point here is that if you're the sort of person who's going to watch a clock count down to a movie for the next 12 months you can take a two minute break to call your reps and tell them to abolish ICE. Senators: www.senate.gov/senators/sen... Reps: www.house.gov/representati...