Imagine a country where its president posts a video of a Black former president and his Black wife as monkeys during Black History Month to the masses. Still not enough to invoke Article II, Section 4 though, lol. To terrified white folk, inclusivity is the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

What my mind envisions during sex scenes in books when y'all be saying stuff like: "She gave his head a nice, long lick."

STORY TIME! In my book, THE POISONS WE DRINK, many witchers have familiars. Most familiars are youngins, but some are old and remain with a family through generations. They're called antique familiars. Patches, the Stoneheart familiar, is a black cat with a white heart patch on his chest. 1/9

We’re flying up to see my dad (congestive heart failure & failing kidneys), but kenneling my 2 dogs requires vaccines, vet exams, & lodging. I’m disabled w/ my own health costs, so it's been tuffff! Pup 1: $329 Pup 2: $100 ANY SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! 🥹 Venmo: storysorcery #MutualAid

We’re flying up to see my dad (congestive heart failure & failing kidneys), but kenneling my 2 dogs requires vaccines, vet exams, & lodging. I’m disabled w/ my own health costs, so it's been tuffff! Pup 1: $329 Pup 2: $100 ANY SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! 🥹 Venmo: storysorcery #MutualAid

🗣️HEADS UP! I was just made aware libro.fm has an audiobook sale for THE POISONS WE DRINK. It's $4.99 for the next 16 hours. ☺️

Hi! If you like: 💖 Practical Magic + Breaking Bad 💖 morally gray Black witches 💖 bi MCs 💖 love potions that crawl down throats 💖ride-or-die nonbinary baes 💖burning cops at the stake 💖"fuck the gov" vibes 💖Black family love You might like my YA THE POISONS WE DRINK. 🛒 linktr.ee/bethanybaptiste

I prayed to Harriet Tubman for strength last night on Black History Month Eve, and I woke up this morning with a pistol and a box of bullets under my pillow. Ask and ye shall receive.

so, this week i found out my tiddies do not have cancer. yay. alright, now that my tiddies are safe and sound. i've got the itch to write smut again. time to hinge an entire fictional world's destiny on a middle-aged slut's puss-puss. i'm baaaack, yall.

Baby Bethany hearing Tia Dalma say, "Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?" to Davy Jones is why Big Bef likes to write chaotic hearteaters as main characters with love interests that offer their bloody hearts up on a silver platter.

I completely forgot to post this lovely NSFW art of the middle-sluts from my werewolf smut book. I don't think I can post it anywhere else on social media without getting in trouble. So, I guess that makes this a BlueSky exclusive for now. ☺️ Love y'all. 😘 AC: @rougefox.bsky.social

‼️‼️THIS WILL BE MY AUTHOR BRAND IN 2026‼️‼️

There's something deeply, deeply wrong with him. Not a single thought in his head.

I was told BlueSky let's you post NSFW art?

For the few who read the free stories on my site: I'll be diving back into UNSCRIPTED in the new year. It’s fully mapped. But I lost my handwritten SUGAR MAMA plot changes and my brain did not save a copy. Yay. 🥲 So, I’ll likely launch a new story while I figure that one out.

"do you have any assets you'd like to include in your will? real estate? digital assets? financial accounts?" "yes, i'd like to leave all my GaiaOnline inventory and Gaia gold to my next-of-kin."

That cheeto archdemon going after a Big Five publisher over DEI is interesting, considering those policies mostly benefited 1 specific group in publishing. If any publisher scraps them to appease the current administration, it will still be same ole, same ole. Business as usual.

I asked for a heated blanket for Christmas and I got one. I'm about to crank the heat up on this thing so high I want the eggs in my ovaries to get hardboiled.

I got a new phone after having a broken phone with no functioning camera for 6 months. And I can now take pictures of my ugly little dog, Teddy Bear. ☺️

This will never not send me to the moon.

venus genevieve stoneheart needs to dust off her grimoire & brew some love potions to fix these politicians in DC. 😮‍💨

Hard update. I've got chronic illness, and it’s impacting the time + quality I need for THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME to meet my standards. All 700+ preorders have been canceled. New preorder links will come when I’m able, with the release moving to 2026. I’m sorry, y’all.

The odds of THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME potentially stimulating the vibrating nipple clamp economy has increased... *looks at nipple clamps packaging* ...twelve-fold. 😏 A BIG, BIG thank you to Emily Bond and Buzzfeed for shouting out the middle-aged sluts. 🫶🏿 NEW AUTHOR ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🔓🔑

"Don't lead me astray." "That's what wolves do. How else do we eat?" Gang, meet Stark. He barks & bites. He's also got a wolfish appetite. 😌 🐺 Werewolf smut 🌙 Middle-aged sluts 🐺 Fated mates 🌙 2nd chances Out Nov 30! 😘 🛒bit.ly/madebeast 📖bit.ly/beast-bite

✨️trad pub transparency update✨️ 2nd royalty check for THE POISONS WE DRINK (for January 2025-June 2025): $2.2K To go from a $12K royalty check to a $2K royalty check is an adjustment, I'll admit. It changes a few plans I had in mind for 2026 as an indie author. 1/6

The Devil once Dick Cheney spiraled down to the pits of Hell like a Sky Dancer doll.

✨️building something special on my author site for 2026✨️

I bold the font, make it bright red, and highlight it yellow. I don't have time for the foolishness.

me tryna figure out how to patch up a gaping plothole

heads up, my bad. 😩

🐺🚨sneak peek alert🚨🐺 the first nine chapters are now live and waiting to be devoured! just head to the url and grab your copy in pdf, epub, or both (whatever satisfies your appetite). read, and if you’re into it, share the feast (show your friends the middle-aged sluts too). bit.ly/beast-bite

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 As I prep THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME for release, I realized it’s not quite where I want it. I’m pushing the date to Nov 30, 2025 (if Amazon cooperates). I just need a little more time to get it right. Thanks for your patience & support! 💙

another lil snippet nobody asked for from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. ❤️🥰 stark and sparrow are almost heeeeere!

just a lil snippet from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book nobody asked for. 🥰❤️

The only brand of FMCs I write

bluesky is hard to crack for me, but when i post on here, i do feel the support with the few who see my foolery. and it got me like:

wow, it's possible we might hit 700 preorders before the middle-aged sluts' arrival on halloween 🎃 do you like werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts? if so, come closer and tap in plz!

🚨announcement🚨 if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others. tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way

i forgot to post it last night. 😂 hes hiding behind the cat and he's in her cat, if you're wondering. i did what i could. 🥲 but there's too much going on, so the placement is the best i could do.

i have an art sneak peek but bluesky acts so weird when it comes to pictures

somebody said "hell naw, not today." and now we're at 667. 😂😂😂 that did not last long. thank you! 😂 pray for me.

yall, we've got exactly 666 preorders for "the werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book.

QUICK QUESTION: If I put in a book: "He wanted to push her granny panties to the side and grandfather her in..." On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the livelihood of you returning the book & blocking me on all social media accts, gang? I'm trying to weigh the risks vs the rewards.

please give us a show of hands if you're excited for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book aka THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME? 🤚🏿🤚🏾🤚🏽🤚🏼🤚🏻🤚 out october 31 🐺🎃🌙 ac: @rougefox.bsky.social

we made it to 600 preorders for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. lets get to 666. jk jk jk. pray for me. 😭

back in jan, i set a goal of 50 preorders for the “werewolf smut w/ middle-aged sluts” book. i didn’t think i’d get close. now it’s september & we’re 2 away from 600. thank you for showing up for me, this book, & the middle-aged sluts. it’s been rough & your excitement means everything.

the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book ranking at the top for New Releases in its category and the top 3 in Bestsellers in its category got me HYPPPPEEEEE! THANK YALL! 🥰🎉

i asked for 6 more souls to corrupt with werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts and got a lot more than that! thank yall so much for spreading the word! 🥰 we've exceeded 500 preorders. in fact, we're at 528! me and the middle-aged sluts appreciate yalls support!!!

do me a favor and repost/share this? 🙏🏿 just need 6 more souls who might be into werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts. 😌

This is my “oh damn this job market is really screwed” return to posting this