They did say please

Had some errands to run today but managed a short stroll with great view.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Copy that” usually followed by a “ffs”

New bikes delayed gonna be 5 weeks 😞

Ok ok I’m going to. Laters taters.

It’s lightly now. I should get my arse in gear.

Drinking coffee and watching the sky get lighter

Aaaand I had forgotten I’m working tomorrow 🙄

Work is done, it’s Friday 💪

It’s 8pm. I’m bloody exhausted. Probably gonna sleep soon. What’s happened to me🤷‍♂️

Bought a new motorcycle jacket. Why do the manufacturers presume nobody on a bike has a belly?

Dingy and hot this morning. It’s going to be a long day.

Obligatory fight in the rain until they’re both exhausted.

Watching a ridiculous action movie and chilling the fuck out.

Wisdom www.instagram.com/reel/DQXJRk2...

Garden tidy. More weeding and pruning tomorrow. Daughter’s bike serviced and running nicely. Time for some sewing bee.

Home so I can enjoy the rest of the weekend (tidy the yard and do gardening). Everyone is out though so that’s a blessing. Peace and quiet and a good coffee.

I’m not going to be able to see replies for a while as my internet is sporadic at best. Just wanted to say I am a cynic but every now and again some stranger will do thing and for a short while I have a little faith in humanity.

People have died for many ridiculous reasons. Giving me poor coffee wouldn’t be the worse of them.

Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favourite characters.

I want a pet Wombat.

Friday: You won’t need travelling for a while we need to prioritise local work. Tuesday: We need you to go back to Victoria tomorrow.

I do not want to get out of bed and exercise.

The Plight (another painting from yesteryear) Oil and acrylic on canvas

Had a paddle.

Here’s to a public holiday

Ok bike ride or kayaking? I’m leaning towards kayak it it involves faff.

Ok stopped to grab coffee. Let’s do this.

Put my plb on charge and am going to bed. Don’t let me forget it in the morning.

There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.

God help you all.

Important fact: Nobody cares. Shut the fuck up.

I was supposed to be going up Wollumbin tomorrow morning with a local aboriginal guy. He was excited that I was interested in the local beliefs and traditions and was going to teach me some stuff.

This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.

Made a new friend today.

Bag split as I put it in the bin. Summed my day up perfectly.

Alternative headline: Young heroes save town from vampire menace.

This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)

No matter whatever you think is about to happen next I guarantee you’re wrong

It’s been a day but I caught a rainbow this morning.

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Paul Marshall

If I drank less I would probably get more done.

I had a negroni tonight and all I can say is why?

Had this shared with me this morning, and too good not to share with you. Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.

My nose is now a little wonkier. If it’s windy will I lean to the left?

A little progress

Broke the mower. Probably should go do some of the murial because tonight I’m going to get a little drunk.