Walked into Monday … Week: ‘Why are you here?’ Me: ‘Honestly, I was hoping YOU could tell me.’ 🤷‍♂️ 👋☕️🌞

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. My Left Footloose

When you have to stop to take a photo on your way to work.

Home. Bit of laundry, bit of gardening then long soak in the bath.

Everything is looking good, I’m packing up and going home 💪

Thanks for the messages I’m cool it’s hopefully going to be a short trip.

Everyone complaining about ID cards wouldn’t have their life improved by them but also lose nothing from having one.

Soggy servo sandwich and a machine coffee it is.

Oh joy am getting redeployed. Looks like my birthday celebration will be a warm can of beer and a mats bar.

Today was a tough day. Beer anyone?

Saw a turtle last night

Nope. Damn you consequently

Pub and free drinks. I think I’ve been raptured.

Had to do a fire safety visit. Nice garden.

Was offered the rapture earlier but turned it down. Looked boring tbh and it’s curry night tomorrow.

Society and civilisation are the cause of autism. Neurodivergence is natural.

The five stages of fake butter! 🙂😀

Living out of a bag again after tomorrow.🙄

Went to the antique place. Stuff of nightmares.

I’m going to the hippy market. I used to mock them for their lack of hygiene and naivety. Nowadays I’m jealous of the naivety.

Anyway here’s a pic of what I got up ridiculously early for. Sadly my phone doesn’t really do it justice.

Did a thing it was fun. Now need to snooze

0330 it is then

Been watching series one of rebus. Makes me homesick and but also makes me kinda sad listening to his brother and understanding him.

Scratch that I went to the pub

Finished work at 14:00 on a Friday. Barnet cut Shower Prep living room for painting Dinner Get up at silly o clock for an adventure.

I need coffee and a shower followed by more coffee. Or a shower of coffee.

Minor positive spin is my new DJ name.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social well?

Richard III

Dog sitting for the night. It’s a terrible job.

Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x

Eeek. Did a thing….. I won’t start sharing this properly till after the St Theresa’s walk next month but I’m just putting it out there so I can’t back out 😬 wanted to give it another go before I’m 50 so here we go….. www.justgiving.com/page/helen-r...

Knock knock Who's there?

If you see this quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Anyone wanna dress me, pour coffee in me and drive me to work?

The Tenants Oil and acrylic on canvas

Nice day in the office. Getting dropped onto the ridge tomorrow which is far nicer than walking up it.

Just realised I’m repainting the living room and some other associated jobs this weekend. Hate painting.

Saw this wee lad while I was out.

Anyway it’s Sunday morning. It’s misty out and I’m going to yoga. Yes I know, I will be drinking chai lattes and growing my hair next.

People shouldn’t do drugs before naming places. Cumboogle and Wambangalang have just gone to the top of my list.

1972 Moto Guzzi V7 Sport #ClassicMotorcycles #Motorcycle

Friday

I have most of the weekend free. Honestly not sure what to do with myself

If Carlsberg made posts

Seems appropriate open.spotify.com/track/3QF9Fp...

Just booked a holiday. It’s a long way off but Vietnam here I come.

Victory is mine.

It’s only 9pm. I’m going to bed because tomorrow the fight begins again. I will win this war.