Frankly, I don't think enough of you are fearing the old blood.

This shows a key outcome of the social media age ban is cutting young Australians off from news. We opposed the ban because we saw it was designed to keep young people out of spaces where they organise, inform each other, and push back on power. Whose interests does that serve?

Some more poetry, prompted by the indomitable @jalachan.bsky.social with “Mosquitoes are the #1 killers of humans - followed by other humans”. This is about the somewhat unfair perception online that Australia is uniquely dangerous. It is not. Please come visit.

I’m not a meme guy but I like this one

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Hey y'all it's time for a new Monster Dear Monster! Join @swarbie.bsky.social and @senplus.bsky.social as they discuss DNA-enhanced bears in 2015's Unnatural. Listen now: www.monsterdear.monster/338

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

This film was terrible but at least I enjoyed chatting about it!

hyenas feel like animals that are extremely cute by accident they weren't supposed to be cute but god tripped and dumped a barrel of sweetie-baby juice on them that they are completely unequipped to live up to as they reach their heads straight into antelope guts and crunch their bones loudly

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

Some call it Mother's Day, some call it Mothman's Day, what matters is we're celebrating those who are most important to us.

I hate to do this but things have been rough over here for this poor trans girl and I need some help. Been trying to get bills caught up but it's been a struggle and now they're about to shut off my power. If you can help me out at all I'd be forever grateful. If you can't please share this post.

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Very important to rinse thoroughly and seek medical attention if irritation persists. #fairyliquid

Other witches: the ritual must be done right. The stars must be aligned. The blood must flow willingly. The familiars must be attended to. The deck must be cut. The moon phase must be accounted for. Rust Witch:

Our party’s tank skipped one session and one of the casters died

mystery for the ages

gender is a thin wire that can get very tight around your neck sometimes

[scarily, without a human heart, eyes like a doll's] ill save you. ill save everyone

"this character can't be trans because the author wasn't explicitly trying to create a trans woman" neither were my parents, how'd that work out for them?

Hey y'all it's time for us to pump you up! Join @jalachan.bsky.social @senplus.bsky.social and special guest @andyk250.bsky.social as we discuss 1982's Conan the Barbarian, the sword and sandals classic based on the pulp fiction of Robert E. Howard. Check it out: ptcdn.fireside.fm/4

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

I just recorded the 1st episode for the next game I’ll be covering after FFVIII. I think I’ll announce what it is during the feedback episode 👀 If you have thoughts or feelings to share about FFVIII send them to me and I’ll include them in the episode! Unless you’re really mean, then maybe I won’t

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

Thinking about this Bloodborne screen shot I took in 2015

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

My favorite bit in the entire show but “I didn’t use the whole thing” is such a nice touch because you’re already presented with the orphan part but what does using a part of an orphan mean.

Hey y'all, @martievans.bsky.social needs some help with getting their Intimacy Coordinator training. If you have a few bucks consider donating - likes, shares etc also help! gofund.me/0cc86cbb1

It’s been 9 years of Monster Dear Monster and I am unimaginably grateful to my cohosts Dave and Leonard for all the good times (and to all previous cohosts and guests!). I never imagined I’d have such important friendships with people I’ve never met. Looking forward to another 9 years!

Sin and I will be doing a live episode tomorrow 7pm EDT / 9am AEST to raise money for Meph's Bloodborne-Wiki project. If you want to donate to Meph outside of the stream, you can use her Ko-Fi link here: ko-fi.com/mephistophea

Live services have poisoned the video game well so much people no longer understand the concept of "a game came out, I played it, it's good, that's all"

Hey y'all it's Friday and that means it's time to hang at Jala-chan's Place! Today @jalachan.bsky.social is joined by @moxie777.bsky.social and @rynbow.bsky.social to finish discussion of GDT's Frankenstein - story, part 2 (the Creature's Tale) and major themes. Check it out: www.jalachan.place/90

I’ll be streaming more Resident Evil Requiem tonight at 5pm Pacific (in about 45 minutes). Come hang out! twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

It's time for a new a new Monster Dear Monster! Join @drfaustisdead.bsky.social and @swarbie.bsky.social as they discuss the power inherent in life and death through the lens of two films: Hellbender (2021) and Mother of Flies (2025). Listen now: www.monsterdear.monster/333

Join @drfaustisdead.bsky.social and @swarbie.bsky.social as they turn from the heavens to bend towards hell! A double topic discussion of Hellbender, and Mother of Flies: share.fireside.fm/episode/j09k...

Finally got to sit down and watch 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple and holy moly, what a great time. I think this may thoroughly be my favourite zombie movie ever now, purely on how it shifts focus from survivors to victims of the outbreak

this really is what it’s like

robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I. human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips? robocop: YES.

I Have a Mouth and I Scream All the Time Actually, Thanks

Ok boss, got all these swords hammered out into ploughshares and the spears to pruning hooks just like y...wait what's happening now?

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

people want glasses that give them HUDs for nerd and/or evil reasons, while i want a HUD that just tells me "you are low as shit on vitamin d and that's why you're so tired, you dumb bitch"

Emporer Qin Shi Huang telling you "hold my beer" and handing you a can that weights 3/4 of a pound