I promise you here and now that if we can raise at least $600 for my fiancée's car by the end of the weekend, then I will personally start a pointless online beef with a more famous and well-respected writer. Help build me up so you can watch me self-destruct.

Hey, so if you could please read this thread, share it, and maybe considering donating, I would be eternally grateful

Bumping this thread again

"Get that THE FUCK outta my face!"

Just found out that she'd called Mazda 2 weeks ago, was assured that she wasn't on the repo list, and set up a payment plan. Apparently whoever she talked to just didn't bother putting that plan in the system 🙃

Thank you to the kind soul who donated $20

republicans really do want to ban every sort of sexual expression except for raping children. Any sort of queerness, any sort of harmless fetish play, hell, half of them seem to think having consensual missionary sex with your adult wife is sus.

Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression! A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!

There's a bookshop on my ko-fi page, so you can get something out of helping: ko-fi.com/seannb/shop

i often see people especially buyers responding with unhappiness/sadness when a sex worker deletes our free nudes on social media or **leaves the industry due to lack of sustainable pay & CENSORSHIP!!** - if you want to keep seeing us make porn, you need to be PAYING AND LOUDLY SUPPORTING US, NOW!!

Just found out that she'd called Mazda 2 weeks ago, was assured that she wasn't on the repo list, and set up a payment plan. Apparently whoever she talked to just didn't bother putting that plan in the system 🙃

Thank you to the kind soul who donated $20

I am trying so hard not to crash out on bluesky. This is really stressful and I don't know what else to do. Please help us

I need to buckle down and work like crazy to make sure this doesn't and cannot happen again

There's a bookshop on my ko-fi page, so you can get something out of helping: ko-fi.com/seannb/shop

Hey, please give this thread a read

TAX THEM ALL

Hey, please give this thread a read

We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this. Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb Thread:

I just arrived home and without realizing it I was looking for her car in the parking lot, like I was hoping against hope that it would be there after all.

We really thought we'd reached a point of stability in our lives where we could start catching up on bills and saving for our wedding. Then this. Accepting Ko-Fi donations so we can get the car back. Any little bit helps: ko-fi.com/seannb Thread:

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Aaaaand because companies can just fuck you with you however they want, they won't even tell us how much we need to pay to get it back. We need to wait 2-4 business days for a letter naming their price 🙃

My fiancée's car was just repossessed

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

The emails of the rich and powerful revealing that they're a bunch of barely literate failsons is a pretty stark condemnation of our political system.

Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

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Sick to my stomach

Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could: * make camming illegal * redefine escort ads as pimping * render model contracts unenforceable * criminalize discussions of teen sexuality And a whole lot more ...

Currently at 94 ARC readers. Can we get that to 100???

Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus

Things that exist in this book: •weird dream sex •lesbian polycules •eldritch abomination vampire •anarchists •the word "y'all"

Why does the elongated muskrat keep getting into Twitter spats with famous authors?

It's at 92 now.

Also, unlike Kindle Unlimited, Kobo Plus doesn't demand exclusivity of its indie authors! Great time to join up with one of the only Amazon competitors out there

A *lot* of indies (myself included!) who are wide are part of Kobo Plus because they don't ask for exclusivity like KU. Really encourage people to try it out.

The creators of PEMDAS standardized everything except whether "x(y)" counts as the P or the M, and now whenever I check Facebook, I need to deal with a million engagement bait math problem posts designed to get people arguing in the comments.

Things that exist in this book: •weird dream sex •lesbian polycules •eldritch abomination vampire •anarchists •the word "y'all"

🎶 ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ 𝔰ℌ𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰 ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ 𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰 ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔶 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔦-𝔞𝔰 ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰 Wah ooo oh oh ̷͙̣̭̜̻͙̊̽͂͗ͅW̶̡̻̦̳̜̳͆̔̾̽̇̕a̵̰̍̔̀͠h̶̛͍̯̗̞͉̥͈͉̟͛̎̎̈͛ ̴̢̡̙̤̬̻̎ǫ̶̧͍̳̰̣͇̙̾̂̑̆̀̉̕͠ò̴͎̩̻̘̫̳̆̈̅͝ö̷̤̫̉͗̍͋͛̋͘ 🎶

Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!

The song "Necessary Evil" by Motionless in White samples the 1960's classic "It's My Party" by Lesley Gore, and it's so fucking dumb but I love it completely and unironically.

The number of people who want an ARC for 'It Came from the Floodwaters' is now at 89, which is also the number of ARCs I sent out for 'Scurry!' Wild, because I contacted about 100 less people than I did for 'Scurry.' I guess being a vampire story makes all the difference lmao

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

Still accepting ARC readers!

anyway

HIS URGE TO END HER VIRGINITY WAS OVERWHELMING????

Still accepting ARC readers!

oh my god