More censorship in the name of safety🙄 RE: https://mastodon.social/users/eff/statuses/116405204297960931

We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing

Shitposts are kinda a form of folk art. From the people for the people

So a Nerdgy

Bukkake but it's just a bunch of friends infodumping on you about their niche interests

Stop. Posting. their links. WaPo, NYT, LA Times, Gannet, etc. Stop giving them legitimacy and views that justify their bottom line business model. It’s time journalists get more support from people rather than the business that seems to own them.

STOP READING NYT. STOP POSTING NYT STORIES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm once again asking: by propagating articles from this or the new york times or the like, you're enabling the voices of oligarchy to continue spewing their bullshit. Find another outlet.

Arrested because I had to use the bathroom while Ryder Fellingbottom III was talking about how he got his nanny deported.

My company that makes extras of the less-common gas price numerals (4s through 8s) is having its best year ever. We're about to roll out a "10" placard that fits in a single column. Thank you Mr. President!

Well worth the read, 🇨🇦 @mark-carney.bsky.social AUSTERITY LEADS TO FASCISM. #onpoli #canpoli

can probably fix a glut of daytime summer electricity by widely adopting air conditioning

Hope you have a good day boys!

Trying to sleepmaxx but my cat keeps awakemogging me 😭

Super cute page from a PC Engine CD (Turbografx CD) manual explaining how to take care of your CD ROM.

Still no flying cars. Still cleaning our teeth with strings

you're laughing? I'm gay and you're laughing???

If you are at 4 or above, do not add music to your running playlist.

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

I’ve had a duck in my freezer for two months and finally made a Sunday roast 🦆🍊🫚

The Labour party are transphobic scum and I hope they all lose

I want to be very clear for any cis followers who don't quite understand what this means: Putting trans women in men's prisons amounts to providing them to male co-inmates and guards to be raped. Labour is a pro-rape party.

Recession indicator

"There's a direct line from every K-shaped recovery to every strong-man who's currently sending masked gunmen into the streets."

It should be illegal for a website to break because you are using privacy-preserving browser add-ons #cloudflaregofuckyourself

Microsoft cancelled Microsoft Bob only to turn Windows into Microsoft Bob

gay guys will do anything butt

encouraging political engagement in younger generations is a good thing, actually (and teenagers aren't the only people who are able to be radicalised, as anyone who has seen boomer facebook can attest to)

we saw you from across the coffee shop and loved your vibe <3

Me on a falling star.

me too

If you have Angelfire or Tripod webpages, or Angelfire email, back it up now. A shutdown within the next 27 days is coming but they have not given us an exact time yet.

This is the UK under Sir Keir Starmer, eminent human rights lawyer. A country that supports war crimes and genocide, while criminalising those that protest against it. If you are still clutching your red rose and supporting this, you are either a cult member or a masochist

These will be the defining images of Starmer's authoritarian, single-term right-wing government, using the state apparatus against peaceful protesting pensioners (apologies for the alliteration) #ACAB

Gonna go blow someone’s back out tonight 😌 (It’s mine. It’s my back. Oh it hurts. Ooh. Oh. Owe.)

"The problem is fewer pregnant teenage girls." This party commands the loyalty of half the country. I will never understand it.

You'll notice that all of our main checklists have a step for "disabling advertising ID" -- That's because of the reporting that's come out about #Webloc from @citizenlab.ca and others. Cops and ICE can look up your data because some random apps you have are selling your data to make a buck.

It must feel good asf being stupid

The world does not need another start up. The world needs farmers and craftsmen. The world needs art and local grocery stores. Do NOT start that LLC or 501c3!!!

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

Yet again, we see how YouTube enables theft and fraud to a massively audacious degree. YouTube is focused only on distancing itself from the predation riddling their platform but they *are* responsible for it. They allow it, they make it easy to do, they ensure it can be done with no repercussions.

my extra large platinum truck nuts are stuck in the straight of hormuz fml

If you don’t believe River Side Casino is a bona fide Midwest destination, you haven’t tried our all-meat guacamole

what if we called it pissmas and it was about celebrating pee and piss and stuff