Living in the desert I don’t touch grass, I touch rocks and thorns 🙂‍↕️🌵

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Using the ab roller like my life depends on it (it does, I’m single and need pool invites this summer)

I’ll never show hog or hole on the internet but I’m always good for a tease

The vibes lately after going on 4 first dates in two weeks and ended up paying for all of them

God shining his light on his favorite silly little guy walking to get coffee

After a month of healing a shoulder injury we’re back to the twink death fitness journey 💪🏻

Some film shots from recent solo hikes 📷🌵⛄️

*spongebob voice* I am a man 🙂‍↕️

Cosplaying as an active person until one day it’s not a cosplay anymore

Can’t stop going outside and walking long distances 🌵

❄️Played hookie and drove up north for the afternoon

I love the desert biome bc everything wants to kill you and that’s really inspiring to me 🌵🏜️🦂🐍

Kusama nod and nobody knows cause I work from home

Was told my 70’s yellow mock neck gives minions and now I can’t unsee it. Banana 🙂‍↕️🍌

Art edition 🖼️📸

Just me and my muffin at the summit ✌🏻😙

Me finding out everyone is having sex with each other

I fudged the tarragon steak sauce so the meat was naked

The work from home fit, the breakfast (I already had my holy trinity beverages: ginger shot/green smoothie/coffee)

Leftover steak sandwich with sauerkraut/avocado and bunch of fixings and a simple bone broth 🍄‍🟫🥕

When I said blow me I meant to smithereens 😔

Made a dinner so good I had to take a pic with it, and an exciting new vintage find.

Solo hike in the AM // Pizza and stuffed peppers togo order in the PM

This week’s diet is vegetables and bone broth after the insane amounts of cheese and Christmas cookies I was eating in a family visit blackout

It used to be very hard for me to speak up for myself but over the years the pendulum has swung and now I’m giving an old lady the business for talking sideways to the butcher man at the grocery store.

I love my bedtime worn out undies

Vape break in my parent’s guest bathroom 🎄 tis the season

A haircut and fighting for my life in holiday traffic all week.

Me having fun in my complex’s hot tub cause my shoulder hurts 🦭 It irritating the almost healed dry skin around my eye ☹️

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All this to walk a block to get coffee

A PSA to go support your local library

The waistband is worn out as hell, so I just wear them to bed 🩲

Rainy weekend 🌧️

Is this anything?

I collect vintage menswear 👔 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s

Solo sunrise hike ☀️🌵🏜️

60’s flannel // *spongebob voice* check it out 💪🏻

I added a morning run to my workout routine so here is me fighting for my life and my protein heavy breakfast

My little sailor outfit and the baked brie spread I made for a Halloween party ⛵️

70’s terry cloth shirt // my little chicken cutlets coming in 💪🏻🥹

I match my water bottle 💚

A 60’s child’s camp shirt I look really cute in but the racially charged caricature is why I only wear it at home // post food poisoning body.

Drove 2.5 hours at 5am to see trees this weekend 🍂🍁

This is how I act at 78’

The fit // the working on it fit

I go to work, I hike, I whimsy, i wiggle around on the floor to make my muscles hurt. Repeat.

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