Pool day tryin to address my farmers tan

80’s Cali soccer team shirt, 80’s Arizona merch, 70’s cardigan.

My film came back 😙📸🎞️

Seen at a thrift this weekend, I felt so seen. Stoned, dick out, and for sale.

Desperately need to work on my tan, but little post pump 👉🏻👈🏻

Me still confident after a man unmatched with me on hinge for no reason, guess our bookstore first date is cancelled

I blew out my candle stick last night and the wax splattered in a very unfortunate way

I love outside 🌳🌵🏜️

Most of my job is desk work these days, but I still get to use my BFA sometimes 📷

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A man told me my eyes are blue like Mexican riviera, right before asking if i’d be down for scat 😊

Whimsical boy dinner

My lore is I’m 2 years out of an 11 year relationship and have been crash coursed, trial and error, learning how to date for the first time and my conclusion: I have to move

A single gay housewifes job is never done 🥐

A boat ride and a lakeside picnic for my birthday yesterday 🛥️🎂 I made an elevated dirt cake to honor the cake I’d request every year as a kid.

Yall like my water bottle? 🍼

Got a stye on my eye and optimism in my heart

Vintage finds this weekend: this kooky fuck ass 80’s cutoff sweatshirt, this 70’s cardigan

Post pump // my 70’s linen shirt that makes me feel like a cozy little pirate

Haven’t shaved in a week 👉🏻👈🏻

Sometimes I get a little ambitious with the amount of veggies I want at once and end up like this

I’ve always had toothpick legs, and in my twink death journey have been doing weighted calf raises off the ledge of my shower, and finally seeing smol results 🥹

Back home 🌵 and the temp was below 85’ so I had to make the most of it.

Be your own trad husband

It was a perfect temp out other than the wind that was so strong it was pelting me with rocks and sand. 70’s Kmart jacket kept me warm.

Why are the vibes always so horny being alone in a hotel room

Desert boy on a quick solo trip to Denver to see Ethel Cain at Red Rocks

Me flirting: would you die for me?

Today’s vintage haul 👕 a late 70’s jacket/red flannel, 80’s sweater, and a 60’s robe

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No I don’t wanna roleplay Daddy/Son with you, I want you to dress in Sportacus cosplay and I’ll be a Lazytown citizen

Twink pouch is back but I’m trusting the process 💪🏻

Set my tinder to Denver, cause I’m visiting next week, and when was anyone gonna tell me this is where a hiking twink could find a husband

I’ve had a duck in my freezer for two months and finally made a Sunday roast 🦆🍊🫚

Today’s color is blue 💙

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be so liked

Spring sunburn 🥵🌵🏜️

I love expressing myself through fashion, I say as I work from home and don’t see anyone all day

Realized who I serve when I let my hair dry spiked

The chef // the plate

Workshopping a smile with teeth 😬

Growing into my helmet 💪🏻😌

I love wearing old man clothes I thrift and hiking

Twink to twink deluxe pipeline

Ditto is my favorite pokemon bc we have the same smile

Living in the desert I don’t touch grass, I touch rocks and thorns 🙂‍↕️🌵

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Using the ab roller like my life depends on it (it does, I’m single and need pool invites this summer)