joining the war on protein on the side of carbs

i do not remember why i have a note that is just a measurement line

shaved clean and now I feel like a rotund elder baby

life is a cabaret, if you think about it

the 2026 vibes are already in shambles

goonitorium

merry christmas from the filthy animals

corgi alert! 🚨

my merit was increased

a sorta fairytale

the pants I mended are holding up

Heated Rivalry showing you everything butt hole

not ready to get up

friday always comes

In December 1973, the APA Board of Trustees voted to amend DSM-II, removing the general category of homosexuality and replacing it with "Sexual Orientation Disturbance."

throwing it back to sega bodega’s new ambient album

milk in my tea!?

I, for one, enjoy all the thanksgiving stuffing jokes

yall mind if I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss?

Jonathan Bailey

went to the lesbian book store and they played Sarah McLachlan

returning to Oz this evening

what’s y’all’s favorite brand of popper? this is mine

you look like you like greek mythology (derogatory)

Hold on, we’re getting reports that: Taint? This is a developing story…

UPDATE 🚨 this just in: Wiener.

my boyfriend just got turned on because he found a new Elijah Wood gif

gay wet dream

waitress asked if bf and i are twins

continuing to part the middle

spent the weekend with these pups

only one in the office with an iota of whimsy

who tf is Madeline?

started pokemon ZA

it didn’t have to make sense to be real

this album is so good you guys

i almost forgot the point of it all

weekend time

be the misinformation you want to spread in the world

sleepy or regal?

who ordered the shipment of 6 inch grippers?

had to be mean at work today

i have that thing i wanted

fitting in

let me find the perfect joanna newsom song for the occasion

what to bookmark first

what’s the move this weekend?