I'll have a 99 please.... Oh bugger...

Prostetnik Vogon Jeltz and Count Binface in the same studio. Lovely. #Newsnight

#ChangeMyMind 🙂

So the #FIA now want #F1 cars to have V8 ICE's, much less reliance on battery tech, simpler engines, lighter and smaller cars! The same as they were in arguably the best era 15 years ago. Better late than never but perhaps they should start racing DeLoreans given the lack of foresight.

Folks, do not spread misinformation. We are better than Fox News, that’s what they do. There are enough legitimate videos and photos of Trump sleeping to share instead of cropping out interpreter to whom Trump is leaning in to hear what he whispers. All is embarrassing enough already.

If your small business goes under, you lose the business & don't make a profit. If your credit score is poor, you can't buy a house. Yet if you're a US hedge fund who has driven a public utility into the ground, you can line up to buy it once its debts have been cleared. Make it make sense.

As long as you're in the American military serving in the UK you can kill and sexually abuse people in the UK and avoid UK justice. Don't see Farage and Tommy ten names crowds out protesting these... #SpecialRelationship #HannesMarschalek #JacobWulfson #AnneSacoolas

Again: pretentious hypocrisy is the hallmark of Republicans.

Twitter owner throws Nazi salutes and enables his AI to make CSAM yet it's still the most popular social media platform. FIFA blatantly rig games yet stadiums are still full. Etc. etc. etc. Nothing will change while gullible, unprincipled morons are around to support corrupt, immoral fascists.

“I’ll keep it really short” Following no arrests of 48 people who have publicly declared support for Palestine Action through published videos, fourteen individuals made declarations outside New Scotland Yard. “I’m a big fan of Palestine Action. I think they’re really cool” 😎

You don't have to climb the Empire State Building to see the problem. The monarchy is estimated to cost taxpayers more than half a billion pounds - every single year. #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing

"I really can't see how revealing that Andrew had police protection 25 years ago would play into the hands of terrorists as the Met claims," The Police swear an oath to serve his brother, of course they'd cover it up 🙄 #ACAB

You never hear anything about Dido Harding and her amazing £37bn virus tracker (that never existed) any more do you?

AI, crypto, and space exploration get hyped as solutions to humanity's woes, but they're built on fantasies. They become ponzi grifts because that's all they can be. The real work of fixing the world is often difficult, specific, and inglorious; so it's beyond the abilities of our current rulers.

Literally extortion by a mobster in a projection racket.

scary times stay strong everyone!

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Labour Health Secretary Nye Bevan with Sylvia Diggory described by the British press as the “First NHS Patient” (1948). 📷 google images

An amazing racetrack like Silverstone really shows these current F1E cars in a very poor light. The onboards are painful to listen to. Tomorrow is simply going to be a Mario Kart race, who can mash the boost button fastest then block the overtaken car the best. #F1

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10 (IG: real_marinertheseapuppy)

I'm not saying video games have had an effect on my life but I do give all red barrels a wide berth.

Its not the overt far right right that will usher in fascism, its the apologists pretending to see both sides, to try to find nuance in blatant acts, validating completely un-proportional state violence, turning objectivity into subjectivity, persuading people they cant believe their eyes and ears.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 🚨✡️ A woman in Germany says “Free Palestine” and, within seconds, police swarm her, drag her away, and assault her as if she was a dangerous criminal. This is the end for Europe.

If only one man didn't have to organise absolutely everything and there was like a civilian service he could delegate to 🤔🙄

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

The departure of this authoritarian bastard can't come soon enough I thought the Tories were bad enough, but he's taken it to another level

Wait! There's a Parliamentary watchdog? WTF do they do? Can't begin to imagine where their behavioural red-lines are...

Where is the outrage from those that think it’s the Welfare bill that’s the problem or those who want to spend more on war and think we have to cut something else to pay for it? Note: Palantir is just one of many corporations doing this

Captured by Sophie Adenot: the most spectacular aurora of the εpsilon mission so far Credit: ESA/NASA flic.kr/p/2smUSaq 🧪🔭

Swiss President Guy Parmelin trolling Trump is exactly how you should start your Friday. 🇨🇭🎊

Spot the difference

What would happen if a uneducated, criminal, narcissistic paedophile was given legal immunity to do anything he wanted... Don't blame him, blame the people that allow him to abuse his power with zero legal and moral accountability. (SCOTUS, DOJ & MAGAMORONS) Happy 250th USA 🤣

This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10 (TT: bundleofbullies)

Before mobile phones how did we remember like 20 phone numbers? I can barely remember my own now!

Maybe His Majesty's Police should hire some journalists?

"if it’s profitable for a private company to borrow to build a new town then it must be profitable for the government to do so too, simply because the government can borrow more cheaply than the private sector."

📌 ICYMI @josiahmortimer.bsky.social New powers criminalise face coverings at demonstrations and ban protests outside politicians' homes

".. a new drug supply deal between the US & UK could lead to more than 200,000 avoidable deaths. That's because billions.. of NHS funding needs to be diverted under the agreement" The Lab right govt is letting profiteering US companies rip us off to the tune of £44.7bn by 2036

😂 Yeah, and I support the separation of H2O, they kinda go together so well 🙄 There's no hate like Christian love.

New footage shows Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins addressing a nonexistent crowd at the Great American State Fair

This is the book that many in the US *cough* MAGAMORONS *cough* want to force kids to read in school. Of course they have never actually read it, just had idiots read cherry picked bits to them as reading and comprehending it yourself is too much like hard work (and it assumes you can read).

This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)

Brilliant, I've never wanted to have an AI scam call so bad to try this out 😆

Never forget, the British state is our greatest enemy. Just ask any post office sub master/mistress, Hillsborough campaigners, tainted blood survivors, nuclear test veterans, and the Filton four of course

In today's "No Shit Sherlock" ... 🙄

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

Have a little joy this morning: