haha wait, seriously?? why would anyone not believe you saw c-beams at tannhauser gate, that's c-beam central bro. like, don't get me wrong i'm sure it looked sick, but—yo? did you fall asleep?? oh shit DUDE your bird!!!

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

(on a date with a guy who might be a termite) date: i’ll have the house salad

I've noticed a difference between baseball and football. The ball is a completely different size.

The best part of having guests is the look on their faces when you tell them they're no longer welcome in your home

ok i got. 1cc on pcb normal mode! im gonna try for hard mode now. i gave it one shot after the clear and up to lunasa's solo spellcard it wasn't tooooo different. actually easier in some places. im sure youmu aand yuyuko will fucking kill me though

hi how are ya

big fan of this calm and soulful reimu from EoSD

it's been headed that way for a while but awesome for big games companies to make it so no one wants to buy games ever again. masterful strategy.

dreamcast forever 🌀

you have to play outer wilds. but do NOT read the text in the game. it contains spoilers for outer wilds

Had a dream that I started making Binoculars for Birds and the slogan was “It’s only fair.”

trying to check if im age gated on bluesky but all of my horniest friends are asleep

i did not 1CC normal mode today. i did find out that i dont like marisa B in PCB very much

you can really tell what i need to work on huh

playing a gacha game for a while then quitting it actually kind of sick because now it feels like new stuff comes out for it way faster than it did when i was playing it

Are all the wealth extraction legal gambling apps putting up bets yet on whether or not Nintendo includes this in the remake

liking yuyuko more and more the more i learn about her

the interesting thing about touhou's stories to me is that there's typically something really cool and interesting going on. but the perspective you play the games from prevents you from truly witnessing it.

i 1ccd the yuyuko fight so i really just have to practice youmu now and i can probably break through normal mode on pcb and start on hard mode today

happy pride month from the dirtbags <3

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

Someone posted this gif in the thread and its fucking killing me

absolutely obsessed with this fan translation of touhou 6 including translator notes in the corner of the screen

you ought to include the followup post which points out that touhou has been doing this the whole time

Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation

stuff i dont like

trying to channel this energy every time someone is mean and wrong at me online

always intensely tickled how much of Japanese localization is just a translator seeing a darkness-aligned character named "BLACK [...]" and going "okay. well we can't call him that in english"

turning down the mid knob on my amp because I don't want the music to be mid

gligar's a guy that i feel is really emblematic of johto but is placed so simply abysmally that i never had an opportunity to actually use it. unfortunately i dont really like gliscor and i dont like using unevolved pokemon so i probably won't get to

why does cricket still do test matches. they should know whether or not it works by now

learning a lot on the touhou wiki

i went and looked up footage for the pc-98 games and i totally forgot that highly responsive to prayers was just breakout but you can kill yourself

Who needs AI when you have goofy people making masterpieces

luann's 10th anniversary 9-11 strip remains undefeated, though

Greetings from the Custom Text Here family

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

accidentally parried deltarune chapter 5 release by getting into touhou again. chapter 5 was good. the only thing i want to do is get good enough to 1cc perfect cherry blossom on hard.

texts from my brother, felt like an instant classic:

Horror ages incredibly badly. I mean which 40+ year old movies are still scary today? I can only think of one: L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat

climbing in to the tube: "congratulations" "its right for you to enter" "imagine what one might experience in a tube" "i'm envious i've no tube" climbing out of the tube: "you ought remain in the tube" "go back" "we think you belong inside" "go back" "go back and stay" "we will use force"