im looking over things to make sure ive got every available pokemon in frlg before i move on to hoenn and oh are you fucking kidding me. just one? and only in emerald? you're telling me im going to need to complete the dex three times to get all of these guys?

i feel that perhaps i am simply immune to video game score controversy because i was on the internet to watch gamergate and similar controversies unfold, but then i see people the same age as me getting mad at shit like that one oras review or mixtape and its just like. what are you talking about

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

every time i play frlg i always go like oh ill just blast through the game and go catch pokemon later and i always get blindsided by the dex requirements

tell it to the tribunals pal

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

[esports guy learning how to transport his infant child around in a pram] dude he's one he's literally one push him!!

Sounds cool but the recipe I use takes like 15 minutes

I like both Pikmin and Pokémon largely due to my love of linguistically similar concepts

ok now im happy

you can not make this up

akira toriyama thought that constantly torturing vegeta by constantly making him participate in shit like the "nice boys holding hands ritual (ancient saiyan tradition)" was hilarious and he was 100% correct

hate when the merchant tells me “you’d do well to heed the warnings that accompany this cursèd object, traveller” and I instinctively say “you too”

hmm. yeah changing that one back was a good call

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Friend I made at the Castle Rat show posted this on ig and I’m losing it

I accidentally put the wooden lady on the back side of my ship and all the other captains laughed at me and said that’s the gay side

This place sells honey "straight from the beekeeper" but I'd rather have the kind that comes from bees

Bro are you ok? You just executed the Musō Tensei (無想転生 Nil Thought Rebirth) bro, the ultimate secret art of Hokuto Shinken that requires the user to become so consumed with grief that they attain communion with the absolute deathless void bro, you embraced the true nature of sorrow bro, are you ok,

i keep seeing art of katt from the new starfox trailer and all its doing is reinforcing that yeah the designs are fine! some of them good even! its the models, and the direction that sucks.

Greetings and well met weary traveler. Press X and to enjoy Luke’s Famous Spaget by the hearth. Press Y to kill me with that handsome broad sword. For surely I have it coming.

SAYING IT AGAIN FOR THE DAY CREW 👇👇👇

I really do hate to see arguments about localisation get shut down because of the history weeaboos have of demanding literal translations. It is possible to do a bad job at it still. And even if you do a good job, there’s still value for the reader in examining the original language.

thinking about it i think i am leaning back towards continuing my playthrough of all the pokemon games. i might. go back and do gen 3 onwards since my saves got wiped but i dont think ill do original rby and gsc again

oh i wanted to post about legends z-a but in my eyes i already posted a fair amount while i was playing it and im kind of technically not done yet ................ ive done basically everything i want to do in it except for one or two guys who i don't have stored in boxes since i had to trade them

finished playing through mayor may knott last night. really cool game! a little rough around the edges like you'd expect from a small team but it's super creative and pretty funny. especially had a real good time with the puzzles towards the end

human James McCloud from f-zero: I think I will call my son Guy McCloud

hey we're out of soy milk so I just poured some soy sauce into regular milk you're welcome

jiggies were obliterated.

Women’s quarters #starfox

i feel like im being nothing but negative recently but i gotta say it's really funny to hear "the new starfox with dogshit designs is good because it means they might be rebooting the series to give us more games with dogshit designs"

Me when I see Yoshi.

🎀💀🎀 Mayor May Knott is OUT NOW! Fix up a haunted ghost town! Befriend terrifying monsters! Solve lots of puzzles! Listen to over 30 ridiculous original songs to learn crafting recipes! Get your fortune told by a sandwich! store.steampowered.com/app/2377450?...

We need your help, Star Fox. Andross has hired this man.

in the past 5 hours ive become fully enamoured to slippy toad. i didnt care about them before but now i love them with my whole heart. unrelated to the redesign but i do think they got the best one.

Between Star Fox and supposedly Ocarina, this is clearly the year of Nintendo releasing N64 games for a third time. Because Miyamoto's Rule of Threes demands it, there must be one more, which can only mean one thing: Doshin the Giant's comin' back and he's literally bigger than ever, baybee!!! 🫈

samus the travel photographer or trying to take a cool screenshot in metroid prime 4

my main takeaway from the Star Fox Direct: acknowledging Adventure and not Assault is the most evil thing I've ever seen

Star Wars Content

Moon Child: a new and excitingly different story ✅ Star Fox (Switch 2): a new and excitingly different story ❌ step up your'e game nintendo 🙄🙄🙄🙄

i think that despite all the rereleases i actually literally don't own a copy of starfox 64. i have the switch plan that lets me play it on there but im not counting that

nintendo announced, revealed and cemented the details of the starfox 64 remake in intervals too fast for the general populace to realise what was happening, in accordance with the Shock Therapy theories of post-soviet economic liberalisation, outlined in naomi klein's The Shock Doctrine

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

hey man can you just walk into my suspiciously boss-arena sized room. don't worry about the save point outside that's just to give you a break haha. just walk in. walk into this room right now