They should do MyChart Wrapped

if you're trans you have to blast fat ropes. if nothing else that's okay. but you have to blast fat ropes.

[Old art] Who are you? 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #oc #trans

Legit the reason I was able to quit smoking/vaping. I'm down to nic gum every once in a while :)

Filibuster? I'm about to bust and fill her

idc how chilly it is im dressing slutty af tonight for the movies its gonna rule

…how do you plead? 🔮

FANGZ OUT!! >:3 🎸

wock enjoyers rise up

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

like tbf dude was right

Girls don't want cybertrucks Girls want minitrucks

when you think about it in today's economy polysecure is basically a personal finance book

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Smoke break 🚬

look at that subtle off-topic flirting she did in her replies. the tasteful dms they exchanged. oh my god, she even rented a u-haul...

Old dudes, stop commenting on what I'm eating for breakfast challenge: impossible! I'm not "carbo-loading" Chris, I'm hangry 😡

hey all 👋 welcome to bluesky 😃💙 we do things a little…different around here. and it’s nothing like the Other Place. Firstly, posting is called skeeting (you’ll get used to it). Secondly, my wife left me

I'm gonna give you college students some general good advice right now. Do not fucking use Grammarly for your papers. It will change your quotes. It will ruin your writing. It will mark your papers as using AI. Fucking don't use it!! Edit your own work and grow!

i will not be satisfied until a future girlfriend literally buys a singular locker from a high school for my birthday and shoves me into it while calling me a pathetic little bitch

welcome to bluesky we got: something awful 2 transsexuals (sad) transsexuals (smart) transsexuals (cocaine) DNC bots people indistinguishable from DNC bots jerry

Old dudes, stop commenting on what I'm eating for breakfast challenge: impossible! I'm not "carbo-loading" Chris, I'm hangry 😡

My brain, when running properly, is a machine that turns peanut butter and quesadillas into prose about pretty people falling in love and fucking. My hope is that people will pay me for this. Unfortunately my brain has not been functioning super great lately.

you can get 50% off all products with chaser tax using the code "chaserpride"

u got treats in ur bag?

Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...

All tucked in, heating pad on, hot tea next to her, doing her best 🖤🌙✨ ( #furryart #sfw #furrysfw #pokemon )

:3

my "No Bodily Fluids In The Pit" sign is sure prompting a lot of questions already answered by the sign

Do y'all like your toothpaste crunchy or smooth?

Flirting among friends is trans culture 🏳️‍⚧️

Crunchy toothpaste enjoyers step up

Do y'all like your toothpaste crunchy or smooth?

beautiful women named Extreme Heat Advisory are texting me. i think i’m gonna pass out

Game Changer pride stickers are out now 🎉 (with massive thanks to @samreich.bsky.social for giving me permission to sell them!) UK: canopyrobin.sumupstore.com/product/game... International: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...

Salem the bunny boy bride (HE/HIM) 🗡️🐇🔥🏳️‍⚧️

yeah i have a small following on the internet. yeah i just post shit like “gangrene on my balls” like 10 times in a row and they love it idk i literally can’t get rid of them

"Wide Jocat isn't real, he can't rizz you." Wide Jocat:

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

We've got PATCHES now too! topatoco.com/collections/...

look man we all think it but you're not supposed to say it