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How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME.

they should put me on the $15 bill

if anyone wants my signal feel free to dm me for it. i need more people on there

Jared Leto is being put down (Source: tinyurl.com/3u4dtxnd)

hi

stargazing tonight

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

cold weather can not come soon enough. fuck this summer

my favorite part about my trackball is the audible coil whine whenever it blinks an led

[ 🦇 // #furryart ] 🦌🖤🌈 >> collab work with @unholylykoi.bsky.social , done for @fretthedeer.bsky.social !! (she/they)

#ivyart #beast

i wonder if a child holding a big bottle of booze or smoking a cigarette would get around that age restriction face scan. if you’re british give a child alcohol and cigarettes to test real quick

beautiful women named Extreme Heat Advisory are texting me. i think i’m gonna pass out

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that

don't email em that's exactly what they want you to do. tie up real human beings on their support lines for as long as possible. that costs them money. that's my two cents

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally

i need a new phone background

happy no binary day. that’s me

Lucario

taking my vitamins and detriments

just dropped my trackball on the floor and it comically flew into pieces. the ball rolled across the room

I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

dude holy shit the mayor of derp city just died in a tragic roflcopter crash

whenever i enter the store i go into some kind of fugue state where i am able to grab 66% of the items i intended to buy at the store and the rest leave my mind until i am back home

i like to just suck on a lime sometimes

just watched a bubble ass bubble float around for like a solid 5 minutes. it’s raining. i don’t know where this bubble came from or how it survived

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.