There's a German phrase that I think of sometimes when it comes to people saying eggy as hell shit. "Once is none, but twice is thrice."

Happy Fall Equinox

put on a swimsuit top that makes my tits look 𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙎 so I'm significantly less broken up about this.

I have to get clothes on and I hate that for me

The word "podcast" continues to be stupid because no one has iPods anymore

every once in a while I'll repost my pinned post and then someone else will repost it and then that starts this chain of it getting reposted for a bit and I'm kinda proud of that, it's a good post.

I want everyone to know, I hate uploading the episodes of @stabclub.bsky.social. I love making episodes, I love writing the bits I do, I love editing the minis, but actually posting it? H A T E it. That's why Luna does that. I did it and I felt like I was doing something wrong the whole time.

I still need to keep this as my pinned for at least a little longer. It needs to hold the year I think.

it didn't even take 24 hours for her to post that this was ready for patreon readers. Alyson Greaves often is like "I'm worried I'm not delivering😩." Then does shit like this and we are all just like, "WHAT IS HAPPENING!??!?!"

"I kinda wanna put a bunk bed in our dinning room." Me: "... You're built different."

I know pickles are a part of trans girl's culture because of spiro and that is basically saying "because they are being improperly medicated," but I really have just never liked the things.

The Countdown Begins

Some stealth games are not super different from playing an advanced game of red light-green light with enemy forces.

I don't know if I have a phone anymore. It started acting weird. I think the OS got fucked. It's an older phone too, so like, it isn't supported anymore. I think what I need to do is get a fresh build of the OS on the phone, but I don't know if I can.

The farce has resulted in me aquiring ice cream and a fish lamp

I Have been living in a farce for the last half hour First I was sent to pick something up Turns out it was a lamp The lamp is not there Ok, fine The library is near by The library is closed I'm going to go get ice cream. Ice cream better still be real or I'm gunna flip.

Just saw a girl *full on* make the call to not give her name when taking to a guy and say "i think it is better if you don't know my name." And walk off the bus. Full on power move.

I’ve said it before, but if I had infinite time and energy, I’d want to write a serious work of literary fiction about a protagonist struggling to live their life, all while slowly drip feeding details that reveal that the story takes place in the Omegaverse.

A mini ep where I don't even talk about a book and instead talk about the way @amabel.bsky.social writes because I'm a rebel on my own show!

I vaguely recall ads for this tech looking like attack ads against this tech and I feel like that tells you a lot about how bad the tech is.

cis people who follow me i'm gonna need you to internalize this and repeat it whenever you see fuckin' anything, okay?

I want to just take some time and be like, "This is my friend! She's awesome! She's kicking so much ass!"

dorley girl who keeps a snapping turtle named after her sponsor as a pet. she makes a point to passive aggressively feed her cherries when her sponsor comes around

took me almost a week to update my age on my profile

@katie.bzky.team they really should have told you, but I doubt you'd be willing to forcefem for the state.

Had a good conversation with my dad(?) Where he acknowledged that I would have knowledge of my own experiences as a trans woman(?!) What!?

Oh wow, the dream

I am cold but I don't want the window closed or the ceiling fan turned off, I am just going to snuggle up in blankets. Can you tell I'm a woman now?

Fuming I am so mad at how funny this is

I hope @valera.bzky.team is doing OK.

You don't see a lot of people who just get it like this but thank you for just getting it like this.

Do I LOOK like someone who would turn around and get face directly into a wall? Because I AM!

There's a secret little "bye everyone" that I cut from every minisode of @stabclub.bsky.social but it doesn't stop be from saying it every time.

I just sneezed so loud the neighbor's dogs started barking 🫠

My spouse just sneezed so loud it STARTLED THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS!

yeah, no, that's fair

Topaz is lovely, but Kyanite is *obviously* one of my favorites. Do me a solid and go vote for it!

Took a bit of me thinking about it The bus I'm on RIGHT NOW It was passing me and I was like "shit!" And started running to the stop. And the driver stopped and let me on. I Don't know if he would have done that if I read as a guy I'm wearing a *very* flowy skirt today.

AutoMay sure is saying words today

FOXCULT album was released, so I'mma give it a listen

If Shen ever makes an completely unveiled Dorley joke I'm gunna McFucking lose it.

Very direct, Luna is having a time. We did release a minisode. A little late, but we did it! I asked for more trans fiction, and i mean it, send it to me!

It's going to be *too short* amount of time for @badambulist.bsky.social to suddenly drop part 4 of MMI giving the entire patreon section of the discord a collective heart attack.

Oh shit, that's pretty cool

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

W E. U S E D. T O. S T A N D. F O R. S O M E T H I N G.

I'm worried I'm at risk of doing something stupid and drinking ants again.

Me: "I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and there are bees in the walls and the bees in the walls are actually your eyes."