Welcome to "Probably Doesn't Eat Enough Fucking Calories Island" where I don't enough fucking calories.

Reading Nero DevilMayCry as trans is so easy it may as well be text, but the difficulty comes in figuring out if he's trans masc and did it already or trans femme and hasn't figured it out yet.

I went from Castlevania to Devil May Cry. Something of a shift in pace, series wise. "But you're killing monsters!" There's something of a shift in time between "kill these horrible creatures of the night" and "but am I ✨️fabulously✨️ killing demons?" There's a camp factor.

The difference in difficulty between Devil May Cry 2 and 3 is rediculous. 2 is not a bad game, but it is bad for the series 3 is just really good, but way harder.

I'm tired. I'm doing my best. But I'm tired

Me normally: "Tardigrade are kinda gross looking. I don't like it." Tradigrade doing a little walk: "Steppies." Me: "Baby."

Committing violence upon people by telling them I want to see the stories in their head.

Past-Itch Publishing is pleased to announce the forthcoming release of AFTERTASTE: A TOXIC YURI by @emoria.bsky.social — coming in June!!

Womanizers, Chapter 12, released! Things are peaceful. For a bit. www.scribblehub.com/series/22495...

Apartment move in date is May 29 but I have to go to vet with my dog for her annual shots or they won’t let me have my dog. Which valid, but can I have help with that? I scheduled an appointment for her for that morning

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I sometimes(often) struggle to get enough calories in a day due to mental health and being almost fully gluten-free for health reasons. One if the things I do is drink just full on heavy cream. Which is a lot. But something that does taste really good? Mixing it with root beer.

Oops I'm wearing ripped to shreds blue jeans and athletic tank. I think my outfit right now might be "dirtbag lesbian."

damn

Nope, I was wrong, the funniest was sending it to my 91 year old grandmother.

Spouse: "would you have more or less dysphoria if you were in a furby body? Would the dysmorphia override the gender dysphoria?" Me: 😰

This is one of those "What happens if I wrote outside of romance?" It means dialog is my strength. I've had other people go "how did you do that with your dialog?" And I gave the worst blank look. The real answer is "I read so much genre romance it's actual madness."

My writing strength and weakness is fractal and twisting banter. Any time you read something I'm working on and it seems incredibly bantery, it's because it's been hacksawed into something readable and sensible. I adore writing banter, it makes me happy.

Love seeing this kind of lovely feedback😁

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I like writing. A lot. I love talking about storytelling. Sometimes I wonder if I'd be good at teaching writing. I'd be a weird teacher. I'd be one of those professors that students comment, "this professor is a freak." I'd only be interested at teaching college level.

Womanizers, Chapter 11, released! An explanation and an excursion! www.scribblehub.com/series/22495...

My girlfriend is turning me into a Moon Knight fan, send help.

Last time I played Shadow of Mordor, my computer's power supply fizzed. It was a known weak-point of the computer I had, but not one I was a aware of. As a result, I have not played since it and didn't touch the sequel.

@patri.xyz may I request the "writer" tag for myself, @lizwizblizz.bsky.social, and @sarsaparillawrites.bsky.social? That is me, my co-writer, and our collective writer group together social and we are posting links to the writings here.

I'm going to once again recc the @yardcrow.com Labbler, because it is charming.

I love Tetris thing is I also perscribe to the "if you experience a trauma, playing Tetris will help your not deep encode it." So I run into the problem If I'm playing a lot of Tetris something troubling very well might have happened.

Having a slow-burn realization that "estrogen can save her" and "would be a problematic trans girl" exists in the same person and I know them very well.

Sometimes I see things and remember that I can count the friends I lost from coming out as trans on one hand. 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 My friends are the best. They have been the most supportive and wonderful group. They've stuck with my and sometimes I read things about how people have lost friends and family.

I want everyone to know: if you are one of the lovely people who comment on Womanizers and don't receive an author reply, it's because we're having a health time. Audience interactions is, frankly, something about this whole experience I'm truly adoring.

Oh hello repressed memory of desperately wanting to be Jessica Albert from Dragon Quest 8 and other repressed memory of desperately wanting to be Monica from Dark Cloud. Where the fuck did you two come from?

"Why is 'sugar' spelled like that?" (Looks up the etymology) "𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚!"

Apparently it's a time when I'm listening to an abundance of Miracle of Sound. That's cool.

Sometimes I ask my cat why he's a sandwich And look Sometimes he's a sandwich. And I want to know why.

Sometimes I feel the need to explain why I am doing something a certain why and the fastest, most succinct way I have to do to this is "I'm 34." And that usually works because it'll l anyone younger then that is like "oh, you're dying." And anyone older is like, "good, conserve your health."

Was just presented with the thought experiment "what franchise would you bar a person from?" and without skipping a beat or waiting for the rest of the context I said Nestlé. Feeling very proud that I immediately landed on what is simultaneously the most evil *and* the most ethical answer possible.

I propose we interpret "wall" as a divide, a turning point. Similarly, we can interpret "fall" socially. "Putting back together" could mean "return to the socially accepted paradigm," all of which may explain why Humpty Dumpty is frequently depicted as a shattered egg. In this essay, I will....

New Womanizers chapter! A chance at normalcy! www.scribblehub.com/series/22495...

I've been playing A LOT of Castlevania lately and I have developed some firm and until they have been completely dislodged by canon, unshakable beliefs. I am going to list a few of them:

My spouse just called the manosphere's Sigma males, "not like other boys." and... yeah.

I don't like how similar red bell peppers and tomatoes look when chunked, because I like one and the other makes me really very sad.

I see that bluesky is having a struggle again

Spouse, looking at our cat: "Look at our child. He has opinions." Me: "He has paws.😊" Spouse: "Sometimes." Me: "What?!" Spouse: "Sometimes.😌"

Just had a dream: a content creator named "D-list Arguesongs" made songs out of arguements online and his most popular one was a Star Wars one followed up by a song where he found his primary rap breakdown collaboration artist and they agreed to a 30% profit share on the songs the rapper appears on.

Accidently assaulting my spouse with SOUNDS

Having to remind my friend of the Rule of Trans Women: There are 14 of us and we all know each other.

I've been in a very special kind of weird nightmare because I'm listening to what I can only can a silly number of 90's boy bands/pop for a story concept that 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜

If you're wondering about @stabclub.bsky.social I have been having final projects. Once those are done, I'll start getting those out again

I like seeing the view numbers go up.