Oh I was *dehydrated* this recording, I apologize if I don't catch all the mouth noises

Just heard a radio station have "guaranteed human" as part of their bumper and, frankly? These days? Strong.

Was told in no uncertain terms to n͟o͟t͟ forcefem my friends. A thing I was already not doing, I promise.

Got confronted about this way quicker then I thought I would😇

Contrary to what some my friends believe, I'm not actually out here planning to forcefem them. I'm merely concocting situations. Perfectly innocent situations. They could mean nothing. Doesn't make cracking multiple forcefem jokes around me safe. I was being very restrained last time.

* putting on my brainworm hat * aktually it’s gay because they are all cisgender men dating who are taking estrogen but their RWC is being trans.

Realizing I can kinda use my own boobs as pillows now. Being a girl is great.

I just read an article that seemed to be making the point that formal occasions used to require fussy housing and this was bad while simultaneously arguing that we should bring back fussy hosting. It felt like it was written without being read.

Oh mid to mild depression has hands today

I just had some the strangest trans dreams. I had a friend and my girlfriend, both Trans girls, injured in egg related accidents. Second dream, I was at a dinner party and a small child tripped and accidently drilled "his" elbow into my calf. While wearing a hoodie over a flower dress.

I'm a creature in an enclosure

We're making (Kimmy) a video game now?

Read out a @junoryleejournalism.com poem in my poetry class a couple days ago. The professor said 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 the most cooked thing I've ever heard that I think made everyone look at her like she lost her mind in front of us, but I think it worked for the most part.

What a way to learn about new Pokémon starters

Thinking about that time my coworker told me that her "boyfriend" just came out as trans because she trusted me and needed to process it with someone. 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙜𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. Like not for long, it was within 3 months, but 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇!

Yeah, that's pretty funny

This was, maybe, the roughest inject in a while. Just my body going full "SOMETHING IS WRONG!" mode the whole time. Not fun. But I'm OK, and... I think my brain is returning to normal actually, which is both nice and embarrassing.

Maybe actually doing my estrogen shot on time will make me normal today. I should do that.

My cat has realized that the best way to get me to sit and pet him while he eats (his favorite thing) is to attack my calves, while purring, as I walk.

I fell asleep on the trampoline again

The amount Jack Dorsey looks like an Iron Man villain can not be understated.

Ya know, dreams are weird sometimes but "young Patrick Warburton talks in a British accent about prostate cancer while children fight at a dinner table," is up there

Ok, ACTUAL QUESTION is this something people would listen to? I'm gunna gauge interest on this.

Not me tempted to make a podcast about and supporting being plural Again

Hey, everyone who's favorite Digimon 02 human character was Ken as a little boy: How's that estrogen prescription treating you?

This reads like there is no wall, just a door.

There are turkeys, like, 4 yards away from me, but I am protected by a glass door that will certainly fascinate and confuse them.

Oh! That's fantastic news!

The rain is so cold

I need a list of classic stories for a @stabclub.bsky.social episode, and I would love it if people just threw classic stories at me for a little bit, because I think it will be a good bit

Realizing that Spy Kids had an entire Mr & Mrs. Smith in it's backstory, and Spy Kids was released 4 years earlier.

I just woke up from a little nap I took On a trampoline.

🐝

My dream last night was "what if Gregory House was a paranormal investigator." And SPECIFICALLY House, he was a doctor and everything, but also paranormally aware. Upon that the singers at the concert were sirens and 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕, then went to his mysterious lethargy patients to chew them out.

Why does the US boarder czar have the name of an alien that is really bad at fitting in with humanity?

This brought to you by: I did not expect this volcano movie to have a full on exorcism in it 🤯

This movie has a disproportionate amount of clergy in it. Apparently volcanoes need nuns.

Saw the new castlevania game trailer and that sure looked like a playable Lady Belmont to me. I hope it's Mary.

Oh cool, we very drafts now

"Look, she was floating off the bed. If the volcano spirits want to say hi to the moon then the volcano spirits want to say hi to the moon."

Just had a bee get caught in my hair and I think both of us were confused by the experience

It's very funny when you are bringing meme and funny pictures to other Discord servers because if one person leaves 1(one) emoji react, you know that multiple people are going to leave that same emoji react, but or usually the same person who leaves the fact and until then, no feedback.

Ya know I already hated having to look up the politics of high profile musicians I enjoyed. But now I need to look up if low profile musicians are actually just AI slop and this sucks.

Wand (Hitachi, magic)

I just got an ad for a weather app while checking the weather on the weather app I already have Like No No I have a thing for this already You aren't going to sell me weather while I'm already checking the weather, that's asinine.