I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Shigeru Mizuki's THE DEFINITIVE YOKAI FIELD GUIDE is coming to English this April! The was a personal request by Mizuki to have translated--the last such request he made. He felt it was the culmination of his work as an educator on Yokai. amzn.to/4jmUDIG @dandq.bsky.social

I’m the guy in charge of watering down the NFL’s social justice slogans a little more each season. For next year I’m thinking either “Inspire good” or “Be the nice”

done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners

I finally did it, you guys, I finished the update to my fucking writing app and pushed it live 😭 The period of stagnation with StimuWrite is over, I have a lot of plans and I'm hoping to grow the app to make a more sustainable side-income with it 🤞 The base app will always be free though!

when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words

Art by • Enric Torres-Prat

i do not need the measuring swords i do not need the measuring swords i do not need the measuring swords

How to draw eyes

Oh shit thats actually an incredibly good point

We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that. We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs. Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.

"People are still valuable even after they're done having children or doing heavy labor" and "my understanding of family is so expansive that it includes other species" are incredibly rare in the animal kingdom, and people who forget that deny our history and our inheritance.

2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)

Good reminder to do this again because I just found hundreds of folks I followed on twitter that have gotten bsky accounts in the time since I last did this. Also folks please, please update your bio to say who you are and what you do here.

a quick comic about peace and privacy

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This is the only place you can buy Alan Wake’s books outside of the airport

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

And so it begins…

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

The time between Christmas and New Year's eve

Deck the halls with browse aplenty! 🌲🦒

And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

Great news babe, they got goggles for your natural oil balance on kickstarter

they should've used an asterisk and made the second line smaller

Never forget His sacrifice, the true reason for the season!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM BARBAROUS!!! 🧤🧶 ✨ See you next year! www.johnnywander.com

Seasons greetings.

incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs

Soon you may be able to type a new Chinese character: the gender-neutral pronoun

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

Did you know guinea hogs Juniper and Huckleberry have Christmas birthdays? They got a special visitor today — hope you did too! 🎅 Muddy Christmas and Happy Hog-idays to all 🎄

Let's take a moment to remember the reason for the season

Y’all ever think about The Abraham Number youtu.be/T0ZWp0mi0dI?...

"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man

Gotta post the 4chan meme, sorry:

Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s: “You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!” I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.

added 20 more. from here on, if anyone buys the game and tips the current asking price, i will add one more pickle to the barrel

Merry Christmas Eve!! Here’s a new OGH page as a gift!! Featuring: all in. ghosthunterorg.com

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Tis the season