This is New England's version of the Louvre heist. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

rip cyrano de bergerac, you would have loved sexting

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

Pam Grier in, Coffy (1973)

Please share widely. This is actual Nazism by the Trump admin. #StopAbuse #USA #NeverAgain 🗽

My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness

Meet Jim! He's charming!

ME: can you get some ground beef? I want to make shepherd's pie on Christmas Eve MY SISTER:

His little buddies make the toys and they keep to themselves But they're like, "Please, just don't confuse us with the Keebler elves!" Do you believe in Santa?

Do you believe in Santa? In his big ol' sleigh How he comes down your chimney When it's Christmas Day And it's Santa! And he's dropping your gifts off Then he's calling his reindeer And they're helping him lift off

good fucking god

Gen Z conservatives are evil people

Very cool!

Do you believe in Santa? In his big ol' sleigh How he comes down your chimney When it's Christmas Day And it's Santa! And he's dropping your gifts off Then he's calling his reindeer And they're helping him lift off

every person pushing AI fundamentally believes that they, personally, are superior to AI, but that AI is superior to each one of the rest of us

“On Dec. 4, four people who have been in the country lawfully for years had their oath ceremonies at Faneuil Hall canceled by Citizenship and Immigration Services officials.” They don’t want legal immigration either.

In Boston, we like our protests with a whole lot of history. #teaparty #dumpICE #Dec16

Adjusted for today’s insurance coverage, the Six Million Dollar Man can’t afford diabetic insulin requirements.

Apparently Steven Spielberg is nursing a grudge against Ben Affleck because...Affleck exposed Spielberg's son as a whiny little shit? lol you go Ben, Boston well represented.

Gee, how surprising.

Act like Bugs Bunny at work

Found in a closet recently: my first cell phone. Always hated bulky stuff in my pockets so I got the smallest one they had.

literally a huge part of American transportation policy is that we as a society accept Shaq math as truth

All subtlety is out the window this season, I see.

I understand that time is a construct and days move into each other with no care for the boundaries we have set in order to count them. Tomorrow is built from a 1000 yesterdays, not from its arbitrary designation on a calendar. But nevertheless - fuck 2025.

"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake." Irish proverb

this perfectly enjoyable reply was hidden - not by me and not via label what's the point of atproto's vaunted stackable moderation if you have a second unconfigurable shadow mod algo that hides good replies? you need to make this awful feature opt-in @pfrazee.com @aaron.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team

Mostly known for his sentimental streak, Reiner's work shows massive skill across a large range; great comedy in Spinal Tap, an all-time great date movie in Harry Met Sally, a perfect romantic adventure in Princess Bride, legendary courtroom drama in Few Good Men, iconic coming of age in Stand By Me

Can't even mourn the tragic loss of one of the great filmakers of his generation without the vile pedophile potus invading my thoughts and staining everything with the shit he spews from his pig mouth and greasy little fingers.

As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

You hear a lot of talk about "baldfaced lies." What's the big deal? Is a lie somehow preferable if it's got a beard?

"Heathers" is a Christmas movie.

Even tho The Dick Van Dyke Show came out 60 years ago, a decade before I was born, it is still a top 5 show ever in my book; ridiculously watchable, warm, funny, and genuine. thanks largely to the inherent charm, likeability, and comedic chops of Dick Van Dyke. Happy birthday, big guy.

Hamilton Nolan 🤝 Jonathan V. Last www.thebulwark.com/p/of-kings-a...

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

this is a general warrant and it's specifically the kind of warrant the framers passed the 4th amendment to outlaw

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

"Heathers" is a Christmas movie.

Stealworkers

ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Good thing most human beings aren't as dumb as Sam Altman or we'd have long ago extincted ourselves

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram

I worked for Frank Gehry. Because of him, I went to The Simpsons Halloween party, had a key to the Disney Concert Hall, met amazing artists. Frank was wonderful to me. When I left his office, he said you'll do big things, just try to stay out of politics. Sorry, Frank. Your memory is a blessing ❤️

the Comet Ping Pong attack was nine years ago today—weeks after Trump’s 2016 win—and inspired by a conspiracy theory promoted by Jack Posobiec, who was recently invited to the White House, demands antifa be designated a terrorist group, and asked questions as “press” at the Pentagon this week