MA residents: please god terminate the 287g with ICE Gov Healey: best I can do is put chat GPT on all the computers

Please contact your state reps and her office. Like... this is a likely illegal "tool", currently facing dozens of lawsuits over mass theft and literal murder of children. Help puncture whatever insane bubble she's in.

This is wildly appropriate ☠️

In Stephen King's Apt Pupil, he depicts the Nazi commandant torturing prisoners by putting delicious food in front of them they would never get to eat. The Nazi did it to get information. These scumbags do it to kids for fun.

killing horny teens at summer camp should be allowed actually

I've got wild staring eyes And I've got a strong urge for flies

Fellow #Massachusetts journalists: From now on, if you receive a written statement from an executive branch official or spokesperson, please ask them to disclose whether they used ChatGPT to produce it and share their answer, or lack thereof, in your story. #mapoli

Funny how "help billionaire tech bro con artists fleece taxpayers" always has bipartisan support

I've got wild staring eyes And I've got a strong urge for flies

#Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey, who is up for reelection this year, will forcefully criticize ICE and the Trump administration—what she won't do is stop working with them. My latest for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Hell World. #mapoli

*looks everywhere for a surface in a building to snort cocaine off* Ahh, a toilet seat

"ICE called the police to help them and they showed up to help ICE" is a real admission of a thing they've been saying didn't happen for months.

Tell you right now if i knew this guy in high school we'd have become friends

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

It's more than 762,000 people from the dismemberment of USAID alone.

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

So weird that these aren't all the same guy.

Very funny that MAGA world produced an alternate realty halftime show to please an audience of one who quite clearly did not watch it.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

85-years-old and buggs bunny is finally headlining the Super Bowl. never give up on ur dreams i guess

I hear Bugs Bunny is competing in the Super Bowl

Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist

Dreamed i shit my pants in public last night ama

RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Every day the mods on here:

This Song's Just Six Words Long youtu.be/SIIvJkSLSfw?...

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

Not sure if everyone knows this but Cypress Hill and The London Symphony Orchestra made that Simpsons joke a reality a little while ago

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Not sure how this can possibly be within zoning regulations for these facilities but I guess nobody gives a shit about the rules anymore except me and Walter Sobchak

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

Aw man. This lady was so, so fkn funny. One of the legit best to ever do it.

A reporter is arrested for covering a protest and the AP, which should see this as an all-out attack on its core mission, issues a post with language implying Lemon was involved in the protest and perhaps culpable. Jesus, do better by your own. Ffs.

Many will think by saying this that I'm trying to make Democrats lose elections. Quite the opposite. To whatever extent that there are elections, I would much *much* rather they, for all their failings, win, and when they do this sort of thing it is *demoralizing*. Demoralized voters don't vote.

The thugs are masked but the country's not. Full blown fascist now for all to see.

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

And Lemon wasn’t even opposing them. They want it to be illegal to REPORT on opposition to them.

No reforming this.

They are bouncing them off this mfer's big ass noggin in the replies.

Looks like an Inspector Clouseau disguise

We’re just not a free country. Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.

"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming

One presumes that Tom Homan is very disappointed in Tom Homan for the heated rhetoric that he says led to these brutal ICE executions. www.foxnews.com/politics/bor...