1989 gave us some great music but also saw New Kids On The Block release “Hangin’ Tough”, a single that’s aesthetically indistinguishable from Antony Carmichael’s “The Rapping Song” from Look Around You

The NY Post's attempts to make a scandal out of Mamdani calling his father's cousin "aunt" just underscores how little contact Post editors and readers must have with their own families, immediate or otherwise.

You can’t even send a SBemail that says “If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him” anymore. Because of Algorithm

i made a helpful reference

The Platner scandal just demonstrates how important it is that political candidates should have to campaign in the nude

Can’t storm the palace and depose the tyrant if the palace is already demolished 😉👈

I wash my bread knife 5 times a day

The thing about the massive AWS service outages we get about twice a year is that they’d almost certainly be more frequent & longer if each company built & ran its own infrastructure

go ahead. keep air dropping "AI Diarrhea " on us. it only makes our opinions Better.

No more kings, please, we’ve eaten enough already

Cheers to Amazon as they launch the Fire TV Stick 4K Select today, the first to run their Vega OS — or, as it’s known in Japan, Balrog OS

The cherry-picked anonymous cops that serve as the basis for Bari’s story probably do think it’s spelled that way. Zero Pinocchios.

Under a sympathetic mayor like Giuliani or Adams, they don’t do the job because they don’t have to. Under a contentious mayor like De Blasio or Mamdani, they don’t do the job because they don’t want to.

I’m not clicking ‘like’ on a George Conway screenshot of a Gavin Newsom tweet. Don’t prompt me to do that.

If Zohran Mamdani is half as good at running a city as he is at running a campaign,

Cardiac Age: Train Your Heart In Minutes A Day!

DHS about to plaster Portland with flyers like “IF I LOOKING FOR FROG, HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG”

Aunt Tifa? What’s next, Uncle Cloud? Cousin Aerith?

I feel like there's a rift that could be exploited by questioning why Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi are doing "men's work"

Might go back to putting atrupar on mute, reading transcriptions of every insane utterance from these jerks is bad for my mental state

Original Rush drummer John Rutsey sitting at home like

Best case outcome for the administration is after a few weeks 400 Guardsmen go home to TX and tell everyone “There was nothing, I don’t know why we were sent.”

They’re moving quickly because they get less popular every day. They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.

Taylor may now be a 35-year-old billionaire, but she still has a knack for writing lyrics like a 15 year old who has never seen or touched a penis

Pete Hegseth is a highly respected military leader, like Pat Tillman or R. Lee Ermey's character

(sweaty AI guy looking for a ramp to profitability) what if we admit most of our model’s output violates copyrights

What if a second party had a structure where leadership roles were given to people who are effective instead of geriatrics who had been favorites of the previous geriatrics

We all agree he’s fixated on the escalator thing because he can’t get up or down stairs without help now, right?

Why are people attempting to argue in good faith against the baseless claim of “Tylenol causes autism” at all, and why are they interpreting it to mean “Tylenol is the only thing that has ever caused autism”

Proposing a Reverse Rapture where God sends all the evil people to Hell

Tylenol recalled basically all of their product from the market after someone tampered with capsules in 1982, but somehow elder millennials are among the MOST autistic?! Doesn’t add up!

I found the FTC Chair’s house… lets go talk to him

Trump take TV

If you're still pretending that the Republican Party has the slightest interest in democracy, or the Constitution, you're either a complete imbecile or you're working with them.

Don’t make me have to stick up for a former “Man Show” host, cmon

A bumper sticker on a Ford that says "I bought this before Henry went crazy"

Why is Kash Patel always making the same startled face as the guy who got caught jerking it at a Korn concert

ICE claimed the father tried to hit them with his car or that he "dragged" one of the agents. Then bystander video was released showing this was completely false. ICE executed a man on the street in broad daylight.

He was always so cordial to me at the lavish parties that I’ve never disclosed to my readers until just now

Political influencers across the spectrum feel like politics is basically an extension of High School Debate, rather than something that is real and impacts people's lives and decides who lives and dies. To them, this is like if Skip Bayless was shot for having bad sports takes.

oh god that's what Dan Bagongo looks like??

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

He died as he had lived: talking out the side of his neck

(solemnly, somberly) Toilet Paper USA

Y'all were brave to be browsing with media autoplay enabled before now. Clearly weren't around for the What's Hot Classic era

Endemic gun violence is a big problem, but also the Trump administration’s illegal termination of medical programs here and abroad is going to lead to the deaths of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of people.

ok now I’ll be able to remember which one Ben Shapiro is

One end of the political spectrum wants to reduce gun violence, and the other end has openly embraced it.

The Epstein Files stuff is a distraction from the fact that Donald John Trump, current President of the United States, is a serial child rapist