Reminder to myself that psychopath commenters on the local news channel's Facebook page don't represent the community. Almost every elected official from village level up to state level vocally opposes the facility ICE is trying to build in this area.

Somehow, each and every Taco Bell menu item is 7 dollars.

typical porn star name in: 1970 - Renée LaDeveraux 1980 - Candy Swallows 1990 - Amber Lampps 2000 - Jennie St. Worthington 2010 - Katie Kole 2020 - @__amberrlampz02_

If I wanted to carry the mantle for GenZ progressives I would not have gone radio silent for 15 months following a setback

The Office of the President belongs to the PEOPLE!!! That’s YOUR upholstery he’s blasting with diarrhea soup!

Rep. Omar constantly expects to be confronted with abuse and violence based on who she is and what she advocates for, while many of her colleagues have never even considered the possibility that could happen to them. Neither is ideal!

“La donna è mobile” implies the existence of “La donna è desktop” and maybe even “La donna è tablet”.

The Democratic Party are neither opposition nor collaborators but rather a third, entirely inert thing.

Dan Bongino Greg Bovino A mosquito My libido Yeah

Mayor Snowman Mamdani

Never too early to think about pinning the skeet you’d want them to quote in the news story about fascists murdering you

I want a candidate who pledges that for each person that dies as a result of ICE actions, the next administration will select one member of the current administration to be summarily executed.

TIL you still can’t store a file named “Aux” on OneDrive, due to backward compatibility with CP/M peripheral devices circa 1974

Constitutional order’s been actin’ up lately, we gotta unplug it for a minute to do a hard reboot

Not sure if the rising tactic of abducting unaccompanied minors makes it more or less likely that one of them gets kicked to death in the street by a furious crowd

For the record I don’t think making credible threats to the safety of hotel staff serving ICE is good praxis, but try telling that to the fed-up fedposters on the Threads app

THERE ARE FOUR LIGH- oh wait, there’s the fifth one. I didn’t see it over there. You were right. Sorry

In most circumstances, I would suspect that a trove of operational info left behind after retreat would be a honeypot designed to mislead those who discover it, but I don’t think they’re that clever

I would simply not taint my legacy as a newspaper cartoonist by sharing my horrible personal opinions with the world

If she* had obeyed orders she’d still be alive. (*Ashli Babbitt)

Truer now than it was 3 months ago.

We’ve found it, the one scenario in American society where a casualty incident involving a motor vehicle and a pedestrian gets blamed on the motorist

The only response the Vice President’s vile comments deserve is “shut the fuck up, short ass eyeliner bitch”

Microsoft abandoning the “Office” branding that has existed since 1990 in favor of “365 Copilot” which is clunky and disliked is a real “Rename the whole company to Meta” type decision

At this point, “natural causes” will be a disappointment.

I mean this establishes a precedent that any country that doesn’t like US leadership could simply [redacted redacted redacted]

Uhh why does my Calendar app say the year is now “2025 pt 2”?!?

(Ronald Reagan voice) There you go again, create another fable. You wanted to

Bari Weiss is less qualified to be in a newsroom than Olivia Nuzzi is. Think about that.

There’s a sequence break in the Epstein Files after image four… SIX SEVEN. (Generation Alpha hollers, hoots)

I don't think Kate McMansion's argument of "The aesthetics of the Right are shitty and fascist, but at least they have some" is fully without merit, it's just orthogonal to the question of whether a president can or should destroy any protected landmark without public authorization or even permits.

People are talking about that Reiner screed on Facebook. They're dragging him on Threads. Feels like the vibe is shifting a little bit.

Disney characters being on Sora? Yeah, it’s called my Kingdom Hearts erotic fan fiction

If “We Didn’t Start The Fire” was written about 2025 it would have a verse like Tarantino, Paul Dano, Taco Bell, diced poblano

Other of Shakespeare’s plays were also inspired by his children: Othenno, King Near, and Nove’s Nabour’s Nost

I’ve only read one page of the Nuzzi Canto but it made me realize we worked in the same building for like 3 years, and now I feel sick. What if whatever’s wrong with her is transmissible?

Installed a Ring cam in my woods. Finally gonna catch the fucker who keeps stopping there to watch them fill up with snow

It’s not just that members of the military must refuse illegal orders, they must also report those who issue them for prosecution

Happy happy everybody youtu.be/SjoRuzMvzbQ?...

“I’m going to stake my career on the output of a software product named ‘Nano Banana Pro’” Listen to yourself. Have some dignity. Grow up

And that's how the race was run!

Layla outro playing across the country

Squandering my Friday night trying to come up with some good parody lyrics to “Call Me Al” about Trump & Mamdani. If I can call you ‘fascist’, when you call me, you can call me… hmm

She went to all that half-assed trouble to fake an assault in July and it didn’t even get any news coverage until 4 months later

and y’all thought I was crazy for eating a spoonful of dirt every day

She got sworn in at last, Ms. Adi Grijalva Mike Johnson really tried, he kept saying ‘no’ The discharge petition passed, thanks Adi Grijalva And now we’ll know about all those sick pedos #monkees

Difficult day for me, a guy who thinks Larry Summers is the character from Garry Shandling’s HBO series

ORIGINAL INSIGHT, DO NOT REPEAT

Get out of here, Circulatory System! Kitchen staff only!