Bought myself a cute little fan today and just realised it's a watermelon design 🍉🍉🍉

Sitting at Bray seafront, with takeaway pizza from Platform. Watching the world go by. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Rural living means when the weather is good, every tractor in the county is out doing whatever the fuck it is they do. I was just about to say they're gone home. Spoke too soon. There's a battalion of them out back. Whining away, full lights on, no stopping them. Battalion of tractors? Murder? 🤔

Past me put a pack of baby wipes in the fridge. I don't have a baby. I've just wiped down my face and neck with COLD and it was amazing. Baby wipes, make up remover wipes, damp faceclorh, whatever you have, put them in the fridge. You can thank me tomorrow.

Doggy daycare is closed for at least tomorrow due to the heat. That's how ridiculously hot it is!

If I'm going to have to hide indoors from the sun I need more tv to watch. So I've given in and resubscribed to Prime.

Nothing like putting on your pre hypothyroidism shorts on the hottest day of the year *cries*

Curtains closed, windows open. Trust me.

I was outside for about 20 minutes with the idiot puppy. Thought I was going to pass out from the heat while he found the perfect spot to pee. Probably didn't help that I was wearing a hoodie, trackie bottoms, and a baseball cap. It's A BAJILLION DEGREES.

It's a bajillion degrees today and we just moved a little sofa from one side of the house to the other. I didn't even do much and I'm about to self combust.

Roscrea Methodists are not serious people.

I'll miss Colbert.

Well here we are. Midnight. I'm now FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. I'm absolutely horrified.

I'm going to have to get Apple and/or Prime back for a while. Grey's is over, all the silly 911 shows are over, Netflix is shit.

I've to get blood drawn at 9am. I have NO veins. My blood is just running around unsupervised. A bit like myself.

February 2020. Baby Bailey. The original (pre) pandemic puppy!

The toaster died. Nothing lasts. Now I have to actually leave the house and buy a new toaster 😩

Look at this absolute sweetheart. Salty girl is the most beautiful dog. Night night.

It seems to me that there are ONLY three things that work well in Ireland. The motor tax office. Pay online and your tax disc arrives within 24 hours. The passport office. Pay online and your passport arrives within 48 hours. An Post. Delivers your tax disc, passport within 48 hours.

Ah god, hearing Kylie talking about IVF and the letter/song she wrote about her possible kids.... it's sad. Heartbreaking tbh.

Gorgeous Disney princess Salty, with Seve the idiot photo bombing in the background.

Michael Hutchence was a mess wasn't he? A beautiful mess, but a mess all the same.

Myself and Bailey THE DOG are on the same medication 😁

I started following a really lovely Instagram account recently. It was so nice and kind. Then it became all about the go fund me for the person running the account. Very disappointing tbh. Unfollowed.

Birthday related existential crisis is in full swing. Not seeing my therapist until mid June. Can I keep it together until then? Only time will tell. Stay tuned!

The Babe party episode of Grace and Frankie is hitting me hard tonight. Had a little grief blip earlier this evening.

WTF is going on with the weather?! It's fucking freezing and lashing rain and I am NOT HAPPY.

Dentist check up booked for next week. Lady: You haven't been in for 2 years?! Me: Yes. I'm aware. You lot terrify me.

Going through menopause is like having flu constantly for me. Boiling, but shivering. Exhausted. Everything aches. My skin hurts. Constant nausea. No proper appetite. I'm wrecked folks.

DISNEY PLUS! YAY!

My brain can't cope with anything, so I'm rewatching Grace and Frankie.

Where can I go to climb a tree? Serious question.

RUTH 💜

It's my birthday next Saturday. A big roundy one. I am NOT happy about it and I think I'm going through an even bigger existential crisis than usual.

Watching the last episode of The Good Place. Again. I'm an emotional wreck. Again. Whenever you're ready.......

No Grey's Anatomy tonight. Is it finished? Is it over? Am I free?!

Rest in peace Teresita and Jastine. Strength and love to Danilo. 💔

Phone needs charging. Charger is in another room. I might just let it die. Maybe it'll take me with it.

Graduation outfit sorted. Blue Oxford shirt, slim black trousers, black shoes. I just need to look presentable and not be in leggings and a hoody for a few hours. Acceptable? 🤞🏻

Watching The Good Place AGAIN. I'm going to buy box sets of my comfort shows, because I need them. The Good Place Brooklyn Nine Nine Schitt's Creek Grace and Frankie Superstore Parks and Recreation

Watching "Marty, Life is Short" and it's so lovely. Imagine being the type of person that if you're invited to a party, and then can't go, the party gets cancelled?! He is BELOVED.

My god she's so beautiful. www.womenshealthmag.com/uk/health/a7...

I need to clean out the fridge. It might be easier to buy a new one 🙄

As if everything wasn't bad enough, one of the doggies has the squits. Poopocalypse.

I made myself some veggie tikka masala and rice for dinner. I could taste it, it didn't make me nauseous, it smelled delicious, and it didn't give me heartburn. I'm calling that a win.

People are like onions. They make you cry.

This petition makes sense - please sign: my.uplift.ie/petitions/pu... @uplift.ie

All day Zoom. Again.

Eat food, heartburn. Don't eat food, heartburn. Eat something that never caused heartburn? Heartburn. WTF.

Send Help was a bit darker than I was expecting.