ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

Idk as soon as I found out Bill Clinton was on the list he was dead to me, and I’ve never heard of any other leftists defending him either. Which other leftists are even implicated? Is Steven Hawking considered on the left? Fuck him too

"identity protection and free credit monitoring" are on some thoughts and prayers level of bullshit

Met some cool birds today

the epstein stuff is so funny man because it's like. everyone IN THE WORLD knows what's in there. probably some of the smarter orangutans too. but we gotta have some pea brain guy go in front of congress and flip out and pretend like it's not what WE ALL KNOW IS IN THERE it's absurd

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...

trump must be super relieved no ones talking about how he was best friends and close associate with jeffrey epstein lol

Describe our current situation with 4 screenshots or less GO

Can somebody else on iOS/iPadOS 26 try loading this page? It crashes for me in all browsers on both iPhone and iPad, and has been happening a LOT on many other websites too amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/id-lik...

Locked box with a scribbled note inside: 1. anita sarkisanisn 2. ex wife 3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl) 4. trans (all) 5. hilary clinton 5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?) 5. rest of jews 5. femininsm

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

his intentions are impenetrable but he's doing the same thing every far right shooter has done for years. It's just imageboard stuff. It's not deeper than that. It's random. It's a Helldivers reference. It's a greentext. It's whatever the fuck makes your brain light up if you're a fuckin nerd

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

obviously it’s a real problem that young men are getting their brains cooked online on the regular but like, I was there in second life when the goons threw a farewell party for saddam hussein and I am, and I know this is going to sound like a lie, pretty normal. there’s got to be an x factor here

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

oh well, onward and upward

Weird interaction with somebody I ended up not selling an item to on FB marketplace. Still not sure what his angle was here

Life goal is to be as cool as this dude who rips a vape with his shirt off on live TV

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...

This long read in The Verge does a remarkable job of describing how Wikipedia's editing community works, the project's strengths and weaknesses, and the threats it faces. www.theverge.com/cs/features/...

I think postmodern fascism is going to be the ideology of the 21st century. Killing for the sake of killing, because everybody vaguely remembers that killing is what important people, and we all want to be important. Acting out a cargo cult of the 20th century, without reason or meaning.

if you need to send money to a good brown dude on the left running for mayor as the establishment works against him, may i suggest Omar Fateh? secure.actblue.com/donate/omar_...

i can not stress enough just how Bad most cheap "new" Windows laptops are. they are manufactured ewaste that if i didn't knew any better i'd assume were made specifically to make people hate the idea of An Computer and lock themselves away to smartphone/tablet life forever

i did not know rfk jr's voice actually sounded like that. what the fuck

get this putrid shit out of my country you dipshit kkk wannabe

Saw goatse for the first time in a few years and it felt good. like bumping into an old friend

People need to become rude hard-ons about alt text again. I would like to understand your joke or recognize your movie reference please

jesus christ cw: self-harm

Really inspires confidence, doesn’t it? Just look at that code!

Folks, the future is now

this dude posts like when a freshman in one of your core classes tries to make a point so shitty you wonder if you shoulda tried harder in high school

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

we gotta just make billionaires illegal.. if you can't get by with $999,999,999 then perhaps i could interest you in a b****t from a g*n

It is inexcusable to overturn the DFL endorsement from Omar Fateh. A small group, a majority living outside Minneapolis, met privately to overturn the will of Minneapolis delegates who volunteered, organized, and participated in a months-long DFL process. Unacceptable www.axios.com/local/twin-c...

Having to pretend you can't hear guys screaming PUSSY BOY and COUCH FUCKER at you while trying to make a face like Harrison Ford.

still amazing to me that elon musk became the most unpopular public figure in america in about a years time, nearly destroyed tesla as a company, stopped posting about politics 150 times a day and now essentially just spends all his time promoting grok as a way for people to jack off

i hate AI intensely but you can't trick me into supporting IP laws or attacking pirate sites. may AI and copyright burn together.

What sins? What sins, Epstein’s best friend?

tbh I don’t understand why GitHub Actions is on this list. I’m probably not using it like a professional dev though

At what point do these stop being insurance runs?

Life was already mostly about working for rich people to make them richer, but over the next four or so years under the Trump regime, it becomes codified as inescapably so. I wanted a certain kind of life that was already difficult, but is now impossible.

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