this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Want to say, it’s a good reminder to start using Signal if you aren’t already signal.org

reupping this thread because I found a new way to never pay for NYT: Just visit this link and log in with whatever account www.nytimes.com/subscription... it will grant you 24 hours of full access, including news, games, everything.

lol Apple said “don’t blame that shit on the new iOS”

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

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I thought it would be funny to photoshop JD Vance's super closeup VF photo onto his normal photo - it wasn't that great, but I was having fun messing with the blending options

Bro is derivative of the works of Salvador Dali

@pickpig.zip charted this song in Spin Rhythm and it has now been stuck in my head for a full week help @spinsha.re @superspin.digital

Milwaukee, 2025 Modeled after St. Peter's Basilica in Rome & having one of the largest copper domes in the world, the Basilica of St. Josaphat towers over Milwaukee's Lincoln Village neighborhood. It was built of salvaged materials from the Chicago Post Office over 5 years until completion in 1901.

I feel severe symptoms of depression whenever I enter a Kohls. I don’t know what it is exactly. My body hates being in there. It’s like walking through a poison swamp in a Dragon Quest game. I have to restore my HP ASAP when I get out of there

20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple https://lobste.rs/s/sikol2 ##security ##ios

Took a COVID test and it was negative. I figured, why let that go to waste! Here are some new pics you can send when you need to get out of something. And here's the .psd, just fuck with the visibility and the opacity of the layers: files.assf.art/covid-flu-te...

The fact that there isn’t a press conference right now, with a line of congressional Democrats putting this racist on blast That’s why people think both parties are the same

Every time I see some shill helping to flog a useless, toxic thing that nobody wants to the world, it’s Jimmy Fallon.

Reminder: You Can Just Do Things

if you're learning programming dont bother finding out what the "static" keyword is for its not important

Man I’m such a sucker for the transparent electronic aesthetic. We need to RETVRN

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Cool thank’s

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person

Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."

I wonder if I should take any meaning from a 43% command failure rate. I guess I could say my commands are very experimental 🤔 @atuin.sh

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

i wanted a list of artists with the last name wilson, except robert, martha, fred, letha. so i was like "fine, this is a chatgpt usecase." this motherfucker was like "🤓 your distaste of the obvious is duly noted good sir." they could save the fucking planet by removing the "sucking you off" feature.

Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts

late night conversations hit different in one of these

some people on social media just love to let everyone know when they don't know who someone is. ok, well... we can all tell you have an internet connection so why are you involving us

Crazy Frog playing in the background absolutely makes this video

It's giving

the whole video is pathetic but be sure check out what he says at ~1:32 about the way he predicts phones will work in the future. it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”

Here's a screenshot of the article everybody's talking about, sans paywall. Enjoy (or don't)

Gonna do a thread with the entire Trump/Zohran meeting. You can alternatively watch it here (unless it gets copyright striked) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9H... (1/11)

With Xbox you can turn the worst operating system into the worst console or handheld. And that's a good thing. And you only have to support a genocide in the process. Also, you no longer need to use your mouse, far and away the fastest and most efficient human interface device ever created.

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?

It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.