i don't want gossip. i DESERVE gossip.

we’re ACTIVELY live tweeting the apocalypse.

diaper astronaut woman was 19 years ago that’s CRAZY. this is maybe the first time ive actually felt old.

i actually do not think gamergate is the genesis of all of society’s current woes.

Love to see the Guardian paying Alamy for an image of the Judith Leyster when they could have just downloaded it for free from our website.

P_&_B.ANS, 1994-02-20 from ftp.wwiv.com (FTP)

going back in time to post "the boy who chopped unc"

thank you for your kind message. i cannot read your words; i am in the well at this time.

i would drink fish sauce if i could. i can’t because i ran out of fish sauce on account of drinking it too much.

PEOPLE/BUSH.GIF

i have officially decided i am going to pursue getting an honorary phd.

New release: Forrest Gump: Match 3 Game (2012 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/forrest-gump-match-3-game-102t #abandonware

i just declined a teaching job because they implemented a new department-wide policy allowing AI with no course-level flexibility. is all teaching like this now? am i being a baby?

(Content warning: Language) "THIS IS JOEY, PAUL, WILLY, AND FRANKIE!" Released in 1985 for MSX computers, "Oh Shit!" is a Pac-Man clone best known for its use of digitized speech. When the player loses a life, the game plays a sound byte exclaiming its title.

Dead Modem Society (deadmodemsociety.com) Main login and menu headers. Jsut imagine, a ghost appearing right out of your 28k8! Aren't you terrified?!

Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash) TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

Happy Superb Film to all who celebrate

i just logged into the random domain host we use for my consulting business website and these mfers have the audacity to tell me to "ask kodee"? can we make a list of all these also-ran ai agents and put them out to pasture?

the implications of quest diagnostics having a black friday sale.

oh no i got my lab results back and the gamified quest diagnostics dashboard has a LOT of things in red lmao. thank you quest diagnostics for making healthcare maximally stressful.

Really enjoyed this essay newdesigncongress.org/en/pub/who-w...

just learned that snow peas are called “chinese peas” in the netherlands and “holland peas” in china. i am getting wildly conflicting information about where they originated. what an unexpected mystery.

i went to my first annual physical in like four years and the doctor said i passed every test and am very normal and regular.

33-GUTTR.ANS, 1998-07-12 from dark domain - the artpacks.acid.org collection (CD-ROM)

RORALFM.ANS, 1993-12-29 from The THEBBS.ORG Archives (other)

every time i have to type CUNY for any reason i always type CUNTY first. it's just the way my hands naturally move.

i'm hypernormalizing really hard today. having a HYPER normal one.

the damage i did is so overwhelming it might be irreparable btw.

everyone stay safe on the road it’s very silent hill out there.

this is what copyright laws took from you.

my car tire shredded on a pot hole on the highway this morning and i told the mechanic to take as long as possible so i could just hang out in the waiting room playing pokopia. handheld consoles are good actually.

Back to the draw and bored

i have just learned i have been playing pokopia AGGRESSIVELY wrong

That’s not even getting in to the Nazi shit. But think, if this guy did represent the will of the people, he’d be part of something. Part of a group that would have said, Plater, you can’t be the one to run bc of your awful past. But here’s some other shit you can do

DUMPTY2.BMF

ok im actually getting more mad the more i think about it. everyone is saying there’s so much trash in nyc—because of snow madness i guess? no there is the same amount of trash, the overzealous supers just couldn’t do their jobs!!!! welcome to the delicate balance of living in a society!!!!

i don’t care that this seems like a deranged take. someone on my block just yelled at me for putting a tied poop bag in their curbside trash can and last week a lady told me to pick up my dogs pee! again! we don’t need more dog poop hysteria!

me to everyone lately: i should just buy like five mac minis right now just in case, right?

i'll never unsubscribe from the food industry newsletter. how else would i be the first to know about protein doritos.

(meeting chat of webinar): you guys hear about any cool parties? Any afterbinars?

“it’s so embarrassing that the youth are nostalgic for the early 2000s” i have seen the future and it is even bleaker.

trying to formulate a joke that's like "nick mullen" but it's not coming to me.

i broke something at work that only my coworker knows how to fix, and while i know they will be back online soon and they could help me fix it from home, i know the millisecond i walk through the door of my house nothing will tear me away from pokopia.

i started playing pokopia this morning and now i have to work in an office.

TV/MUPPETS.GIF

i never do this kind of thing but my grandfather on my dad's side worked at a glowstick factory, allegedly.

TECHNLGY/CRAY.GIF

fuck me i cant believe there was anything left to add tortilla to after i shredded the chicken

my partner is sick and loves chicken tortilla soup so i went crazy making it from scratch and it’s the best soup ive ever made and its not even close. i am not ready to go public with the secret ingredient. and it’s not epazote!!!!