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we’re hearing reports that discovering electricity may have been a “ratatouille type situation”

what is the psychology of using fake backgrounds in video meetings

i think we need to bring back the 2010 style thinkpiece. i need a dumb guy to explain flock to me.

i've been thinking about this for like a week and it inspired me to write a poem: If Jennifer Lawrence Tried To Kill My Dogs if jennifer lawrence tried to kill my dogs, i would kill jennifer lawrence. not because i love my dogs, which i do, but because I do not like jennifer lawrence.

this is the type of news i like to see www.uafsunstar.com/news/student...

what's everyone's favorite foodway? mine's chinese.

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i love that so many different types of humans exist

I have a notes app note that just reads “tiger with a ‘by the toe’ fetish”

just remembered the high school next to mine was home to the largest at-the-time suicide cluster in america. there was absolutely no explanation or research into it since then lol. when i cremated my mom the funeral director was like "we were the funeral home of choice for those suicide kids." lmao.

sometimes google maps takes me on a detour into gta3 era liberty city. every time i take a nonstandard transit from queens to brooklyn i keep my eyes peeled for pay and sprays.

prediction: by 2030 trini restaurants will be as common and popular as thai and japanese.

omg lol.

great news everyone, i've developed a heuristic to determine if paraphilia content is sexual or nonsexual: if the comments are people theorizing that someone is jerking off to this, it's nonsexual. if the comments are horny guys jerking off to this, it's sexual.

i must confess something: i don't think this type of content is fetish stuff. i have never in my entire life on the internet seen this kinda stuff on deviantart. no one has come forward saying "i love this." i think it's an excuse we settled on to make ourselves feel better that we were the targets.

big cig 🚬 #dailydrawing #art

leftists take note: anything is possible for a perfect 10. get hot.

i had been buying this thunderstorm scented candle for years, normally in an obscenely large size because i love it so much, but they were sold out of it for christmas so i decided to try their other rain scents and wow. i had no idea how much better a rain scented candle could get.

i just saw a steam deck in person for the first time and wow. i had no idea that the switch was, in fact, for girls.

i am not a pokemon fan. i think its disrespectful that the pokemon are all in the nude.

i feel like it’s so important to constantly remind people that the DHS was founded IN 2002! i have conscious memories of america before ICE existed!

there needs to be more websites, but also seeing a website that hasn't been updated in 15 years is super tragic.

day two of starting my day muttering this

for some reason this is absolutely sending me. "sure you host a nationally beloved television show, but now you have achieved the highest honor of being followed by me, a random man."

someone just liked this very old post and the whole thread has me lol-ing again.

whoever says you can’t buy happiness, eat shit! i just got very nice rings and i am elated.

someone needs to tell donald trump that the headlights are too bright.

day two of starting my day muttering this

npr sounds INSANE reporting on venezuela. the host just said “so venezuela is propping up its economy with the gold trade?”

we're all hoping that someone will finally Do Something, but i also want to offer the fact that data centers ALSO have addresses. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/375_Pea...

i personally love that the DPOE-N website is broken. i think that's so cool and good and appropriate for a digital preservation organization.

failed to move the Bosch Van for alternate side parking

after two weeks straight of mainlining the dumbest fucking video games imaginable, it's time for me to formally say goodbye and return to being a person who only plays 10 hours of video games a day in shame instead.

i just found this tie pin(?) cuff link(?) that i assume is from cleaning out my dead moms apartment in a fugue state, from my dead dad who gained and lost a ton of money in the dot com bubble. what do i do with it? its pretty sick tbh.

sorry when i said “i’ll look at this first thing tomorrow” i meant “never”

im ready for a national air strike. president xi i am ready to go to chinese heaven.

wells fargo sucks so bad that my card expired and they never sent me a replacement, so my only option to keep my current debit card number is to create a custom card.

does anyone have any favorite seed sellers? my first spreadsheet of 2026 was a planting calendar and i need to get some good seeds for some of these herbs.

made with eggs from jesus’s parents chicken!!!!

happy new years im going to make a quiche and go to bed at 9pm

he gifted me a piece when i was a gallery assistant! the sweetest man.

this gay hockey show taught me that canadians do have sex. before this i thought they reproduced asexually by budding. no they have soft core just the same as us.

congrats or im sorry to whoever doesn’t work here anymore.

really pleased that wolf parades “i’ll believe in anything” is getting its “where is my mind” moment. looking forward to hearing children’s choir versions in car commercials.

does the guy from narwhalz still make vape juice?