look at this loaf of bread

free her unless she was one of the bad ones i forget

a new genre of online schizophrenics i’ve observed is people doing like “saneface” which i think is a result of the prevalence of short form media. like people saying wackadoo gang stalking stuff presented chad-ly.

5 days later i have decided nothing is more important to type than looking this elegant feels.

anyway i think paralives has the juice because the second time i tried to cook i started a kitchen fire and then had to befriend the firefighter and suggest extinguishing the fire as a date activity to get them to put it out.

when you play the sims you’re playing as god with a budget.

i think i am bouba, and fabric mother

new question to start an argument with your significant other: am i kiki or bouba?

they need to bring back paper menus so when people come over and you want to order something you don’t have to pass around a damn cell phone and also you have a visual association with “the good japanese place”

i made my car floating away into a gif bc tbh it makes me laugh

now why the hell does the charmin bear mom have a $1k tiffany necklace on

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salads fucking whip bro.

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i finally made my debut at anthology film archives (in the form of the sixth name of a thank you credit) 🥲 www.anthologyfilmarchives.org/film_screeni...

why did i pay $12,987 for a switch 2 when i could play stick and hoop

bro they’re posting videos of my car floating on instagram and they’re not even from me

does anyone know any cool web designer and developers who are preferably like just one guy

putting in the work for @xfrcollective.bsky.social !!!

kinda crazy dr phil hadnt been invented yet

i invite all of you to join me in my quest to harass darlene mealy, nyc council representative for the 41st district, until she fixes these street drains. and folks, this is not a side quest for me. council.nyc.gov/district-41/

@mayor.nyc.gov can you like fix these street drains or at least give these guys keys to the city

my car is totaled apartment is flooded lol

i think people make stuff on slideshare to get posted on this account lol

ive made a huge beautiful mistake

announcement: in my quest to do fashion i am getting acrylic nails for the first time in my life

today’s performing arts experience is tap. holy shit it turns out i love tap dancing.

i think you would be a millionaire if you invented a type of pdf that didn't preserve linebreaks when you cut and pasted them.

i found out one of my pretty good acquaintances from high school lives two blocks away from me, and is a queer clown theorist. like she's queer, and is a clown, and is a theorist about queer clowning. there should be grants for this type of thing. the paige endowment for "huh that's so weird".

this is genuinely how i feel about all of trump's policies. like he can't be that widely hated if he keeps getting elected, and keeps being alive.

i tried to do fashion today and it’s not hitting at all whatsoever lol.

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president trump, i am writing this from the autonomous zone of new york city. me and my family have been victims of aggressive law fare from the mamdani regime because the government grocery stores don’t have raw milk. we need one million dollars to secure safe passage out of communism.

this was a great way to find out bluesky is my “not paying attention to my phone but need to touch it” app.

every time i hear about john fetterman voting with republicans on like the "mandatory incineration of babies and puppies bill" reinforces my firm belief that if joe manchin didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

wait….. what? who in 2026 is hiring an hourly art critic? and at this rate! what new kind of scam is this

this family is in favor of the striking LIRR workers. “they’re stealing overtime” oh boo hoo! maybe they could crack down on the cops who do it and reallocate some of those funds. i say this as someone whose commute was an additional hour and a half this morning.

for my back yard im thinking, instead of a fire pit, i get a graffiti'd barrel and light a trash fire in it.

remember that guy "deray"? whatever happened to him

partner is playing cybertruck 2077 on the switch and i know i cant be the first person to make the observation that somehow every npc looks like this

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missing richard simmons

shoplifting from american apparel. fight me about it.

now that i am a small business owner with 2 part time employees i am going to hold a company barbecue.

where do i buy nice dresses

Super pumped to watch the Faces of Death remake tonight!

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i realized why i don't like that "much like your posting" guy, and it's because he's from new zealand. he lacks firsthand experience with the constant derangement of american life that makes him seem like a tourist to the internet brainrot that manifests from it.

my dogs are union btw