US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.

this is the future liberals want

Another good day for puddles.

It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour. It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

biblically accurate demon twink

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

i bet it feels really good to be an event that rattles wall street investors

懐かしいですね

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

paint the town pink

This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could

okay but why is "music of the night" blaring in the background????

trans guy who chooses the name victor so he gets the spoils

dancing green but i turn him into a little mochi thing

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

I'm going to need you to look at this face

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

A shrimp nigiri korpokkur, with a soy sauce packet it can hold 🦐 #plushart

Desert Vigil - desert animals paying their respects to a lone cowboy for this month’s riso print

“Hey waiter can I get some of that uhhhh flirtatious daddy?”

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth no brand or anything just Amaranth

potoo

some shit is about to go down

me and the lady i encountered at the gas station this morning

🎶 blast, blast, baja blast 🎶

i haven't even clocked in yet but, brother, it is time to go home

when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

i was looking at the map because of the war stuff and was surprised to find Russia is smaller than both of its neighbors, lithuania and poland. for some reason i assumed it was really big

there is no emotion quite like a person in a mmo jumping up and down

by Gwendolyn Brooks ❤️‍🩹

the future is for trans people

Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇 Art director: AJ Hanneld

Hiyeeee!

Vocal Training Advice

my boss's boss: escalate to a verbal warning if <employee> continues bad behavior motherfucker this is literally not in my job description or pay grade. in fact, my job description explicitly says that issuing warnings is outside my power.

had a dream last night that a British rapper rhymed "my gun" with "cardamom"

GET MORE WHIMSICAL. TRANS YOUR GENDER AGAIN AND AGAIN. HAVE CONTRADICTORY LABELS. DRESS SILLY AND FUN. CUSTOMIZE YOUR AVATAR WITH HAIR DYE AND PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS. WEAR FUNKY MAKEUP. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND DONT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE MISERABLE

REVOLUTION NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

i truly despise the evil that men do. that's why i will be voting in 2028. we will use the power of the electoral college to crush the darkness that rises quietly within each of us, hidden behind our eyes, lurking, always ready

Im procrastinating on work

oh i'm washed? you mean like fresh produce? and cooked? like a delicious meal? and (checking my notes) fucking stupid? like a, fucking, like a really good ice cream?

After-lunch stroll in the garden 🌸🌿✨ Remember my first post here? It's actually part of a larger piece (2nd image). I put a lot of love and care into this piece, and I'm very proud of it. 😊

yotsuyu #ffxiv

adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes