everything in balance

if the joke is good enough you will take the temp ban with pride. don't worry the rest of the world will survive without your words of wisdom.

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

After the Rubygems drama, I felt frustrated that I can’t escape evil people trying to dominate my life. I found myself mourning the future I thought we would have; but also hopeful that it’s not too late to start choosing kindness. Join me in building a better future: okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

the british airways website is absolute dogshit and the app is even worse

happy Friday watch The Armed live on KEXP and go to their show in Chicago on December 12th at Thalia Hall

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

But the 2025 example also tells Democrats something really important for 2026: *You really need to make sure you're running candidates in every district*. An upset wave election won't help you if the Republican runs unopposed. Remember 2006. Everybody forgets 2006! Dean's 50 state strategy *worked*

full KEXP set from The Armed comes out tomorrow but in the meantime we can all enjoy their cover of Somewhat Damaged by NIN

he should primary schumer

can't believe i moved outta new york this summer after 16 years and finally they find a mayor that doesn't suck shit

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

tong compulsions are undeniable proof of carcinisation, in this essay i will -

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there

One of my favorite effects. They sense the environment with electricity and if both use the same frequency, signals collide. So they have to detune. But who goes up and who goes down on a matter of social dominance!! Oscillation as a social construct!!

daylight's saving times

i could say this about a lot of posts

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

smoking that shit that makes me go howdy y'all 🤠

"This AI video is so bad! You HAVE to watch--" no I have to eat a peanut butter cup and have a little nap

i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal

i NEED to know the backstory here

You always see tech bro influencer types saying things like “position yourself to win from (AI / crypto / whatever),” and I am not sure what winning entails for these people anymore. Even the ultra-rich are visibly crippled by spiritual malaise

if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Generally speaking I think if you haven't run for office, don't make US Senate your first bid. Specifically speaking I think if you have a Nazi tattoo, fuck right off.

The only tattoo you should get when you show up to the shop drunk

I will tell you that the folks working the ICIRR Hotline are the real deal and saved these kids. PUT THIS NUMBER IN YOUR PHONE AND CALL IF YOU SEE ICE IN ILLINOIS: (855) 435-7693

if i woke up from a night of blackout drinking in croatia with a nazi tattoo, I would simply get that shit covered up immediately and then quit drinking forever

it is not a whole skeleton it is merely a skull

Someone said the Kool Aid man is a “small Kaiju” which I agree with. Is Ronald McDonald a cryptid?

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

I thought I was too old to get excited about protocols, but this atproto discussion from @danabra.mov delivers: overreacted.io/where-its-at/ (a follow up to his open social post)

My company should give me paternity leave every time one of my bands releases an album

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

I am never ever fucking EVER getting over these fuckers just driving around snatching our neighbors off the street.