Imagine a paramilitary gang kills 2 observers over 2 weeks, then shows up at your home to say, "You, observer, we know where you live." That's a death threat. If it happened to me or a colleague when I was a human rights observer in N. Ireland, we would've lodged complaints with three govts.

I refuse to die until I get to see Stephen Miller humiliated as publicly and devastatingly as possible. It is the most important thing in the world to me.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

you work for a company whose co-founder said it was created to "blow up commies", who tf did you think you were going to be helping?

may he trip and fall into an open manhole one thousand feet deep on his way back

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

enraged

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

Excel is a spiteful little goblin when it comes to CSVs and if you just double-click to open, it WILL fuck you up. - use `File > Import` - change file origin to `UTF-8` - check your columns: `General` will fuck your shit up for things that kinda look like numbers but aren't

it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret?

i don't believe in capital punishment except for people who spit their gum on the floor in public places, for example in terminal S at madrid airport, right around gate S10.

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

I was up till 3 AM forking go's crypto library. Here's a fun lil debugging story for about why: eieio.games/blog/ssh-sen...

Everyone’s just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond “they can.” This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.

if you can afford to spend 30 seconds chatting and trying to look nonchalant as you fumble with a gas canister, perhaps you are not in a scenario where chemical weapons are warranted

placement of the ellipses on this quote look like they are his dying words

air force one pilot as she turns the plane around

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

it's 100% because i put some nice ladybug food on the 6 🌿

can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people

I'm pretty over this experiment of pairing up the pettiest motherfucker on the planet with craven racist sycophants, giving them control of a world superpower and seeing what havoc wreaks

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

my post did not get 1 million likes. mods???

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

this happens to me all the time. it means you should buy some swords

functional checks and balances on executive power would be so sick right now

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

I love this story so much: a teenage South Jersey punk’s quest to track down her mom’s 1994 demo share.inquirer.com/xHc0Cf

firefox prototyping new anti incendiary (AI) features

the amount of file formats that are secretly sparkling zip files is astounding

well well well. who would’ve thought all you anti-management ics would’ve ended up as engineering managers of stubborn ai agents?

I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here, just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here: www.etsy.com/listing/812662435

You know who else is concerned about the severe memory shortage

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

doctor: please no patient brimming with kidneys: more kidneys

With “Wikimedia Enterprise”, AI companies have to use (and pay for) dedicated APIs to scrape data, which helps to limit the strain on Wikimedia servers. (See eg arstechnica.com/information-...) This is a good thing for Wikimedia and for its readers.

"average person using Ai burns gallons of water" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person burns 0 gallons of water using AI. Steve Yegge, who lives in cave & uses billions of tokens each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I've been using Ian's Fast Shoelace Knot for 20 years, absolute massive shoutout to Professor Shoelace

If the Spice Girls taught us anything it was that 40% of women are named Mel.

fuckers dead repost harsh noise wally www.tumblr.com/harshnoisewa...

u sco is so up my alley, I can't believe I hadn't listened to them until today

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub me: my showerkraut!