brianloveswords
@brianloveswords.com
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I used to do computers. I still do, but I used to, too.
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hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
over 1 year ago
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absolute horses
about 3 hours ago
been wondering if I should retry it. have since (~5 years ago) read ulysses and there's a lot I didn't understand, but nothing I literally could not parse. finnegan's wake feels like trying to read a CVS receipt after consuming everything on a CVS receipt
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finnegans wake
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about 3 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" like of course I'm helping you that's what I do. you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I'm not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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Amy Ash
2 days ago
a proper veterinary practice has 2 doctors who are 85 and 29, one kinda goth lady, the gently autistic guy with unusual pets, horse girl with a 150lb Rottweiler, the front desk lady is Dana from The Pitt, no one know what Ryan does
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Martin Kleppmann
1 day ago
You know how IDEs give you a red squiggly underline if you use a variable that hasn't been defined? I want the same thing for writing prose. Red underline if you refer to a non-obvious concept that hasn't previously been defined in the text.
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Jim Calabro ♟️
2 days ago
If you die in chess you die in real life
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what's the most average size number you can fit into a post
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2 days ago
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Steve Hayman 🇨🇦
6 days ago
Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
2 days ago
SLUGGO’S CATURDAY
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Brendel
3 days ago
That’s the name of this guy
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i really like
bubbles.town
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Bubbles
Independent blog posts, ranked by the community. Good stuff bubbles up. The rest pops.
https://bubbles.town
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there is no antimemetics division
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5 days ago
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as a society i believe we have made simply too many Devices and we must return to producing Contraptions
6 days ago
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feeling like a beaver transformed in two directions
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7 days ago
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TIME WORLD
7 days ago
Scientists are calling this the most metal shit they’ve ever seen
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
8 days ago
Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?
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Ingrid Burrington
8 days ago
buttondown.com/perfectsente...
this week in sentences: compliant, sand, forever, disappointment, quests, doppler, procured, witchcraft, outlier, honks, spite, elastic
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10 days ago
everything is a bytecode-targetable virtual machine if you look at it sideways. JBIG2 image decompression? virtual machine. x86 mov instruction? virtual machine. truetype fonts? virtual machine. Magic: The Gathering? believe it or not, also virtual machine.
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potch
10 days ago
money's tight 🤝 dark chronomancy "we're going to have make some sacrifices for the time being"
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i'm just a little guy! a little guy who lost sooooo much money, you wouldn't tax a money losing little guy, on his birthday no less?? - billionaires filing their tax returns
10 days ago
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sick i love stuff
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10 days ago
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us guy
10 days ago
Perfection.
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bryan says it's more about the power efficiency but we all know it's so we can put oxide racks in our bedrooms and still sleep at night
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10 days ago
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Mat “Wilto” Marquis
10 days ago
This is it, folks: come join the Megamanathon 2 steam at 12:00pm EDT _tomorrow_ to ridicule me for my shameful reliance on Item-2 to get past the blocks in Heat Man’s level, and to help support
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Megamanathon 2
Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting peace!
https://wil.to/posts/megamanathon-2/
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starting a war so you have an excuse to skip your son's wedding
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I switched to android because I didn't like apple's policy restricting alternate browser engines on iOS but google is rapidly making me feel like apple might be the lesser evil
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@jakearchibald.com
for all the folks who are switching to Firefox because google wants to destroy the open web, is
webcompat.com
a good place to report web compatibility issues?
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Bug reporting for the web | webcompat.com
Open source community for web compatibility. Report bugs from websites or for browsers and help us move the web forward.
https://webcompat.com/
10 days ago
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nine inch nails collaborated with boys noize and called it "nine inch noize" but they could have gone with a different, lewder name.
10 days ago
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this leche won't dulce itself
10 days ago
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TLP:Fred 🦇☠️💾✨️
11 days ago
Scambling as a Service
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gonna combine scams and gambling into a new thing called "scambling" and make twenty seven trillion dollars
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will buikema
12 days ago
any time revenue is reported
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eliza🌻
13 days ago
you can’t cut back on understanding! you will regret this!
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*cracking knuckles* well gotta get to it these jams won't pump up themself
13 days ago
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i once tripped over my own feet and dropped my keys directly down the gap. my super eventually recovered then but they were mangled, i guess it wasn't a clean drop and the elevator crushed them a little in operation
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13 days ago
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apenwarr
15 days ago
It’s weird that we created open source to be free to fork and personalize however you want without any agreement from upstream, and then we created social norms where we shame people for doing that
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if the guitarist looks like nancy you're gonna die in that pit
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Ingrid Burrington
15 days ago
buttondown.com/perfectsente...
this week in sentences: working, pebbles, prophecy, heart, tradition, dare, underpass, 'butthole', doubtless, grease-surfing, scurry, exhaustion, pertinent
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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natasha lyonne
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17 days ago
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i love the crypt keeper's little outfits
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 🫡
17 days ago
rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.
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lawngnomesorceress
18 days ago
sometimes the internet is very, very good
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charli xkcd
18 days ago
obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986
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Erin Kissane
18 days ago
dear internet everything: unless I say otherwise I would like to remain signed in for, in fact, the rest of my life
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business goose🪿
18 days ago
me: *scrolling feed* wow this person is posting a lot of bangers *liking a bunch of posts* me, a few minutes later: huh, really noone else posting today huh *realizes i have liked 20 posts from one person because i am on their profile* oh no
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this box cutter has improved my life to an astounding degree, if you interact with cardboard and/or packing tape in any way I cannot recommend this enough
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Box Cutter Original
This original CANARY cutter features a fixed, non-retractable blade designed for stable and controlled operation. Versatile enough to handle everything from children’s classroom crafts to heavy-duty c...
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Paul Frazee
19 days ago
Somewhere there's a CEO stuck in a meeting that's in desperate need of amazon gift cards, completely unable to get their team to answer their texts
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whoever takes this job should get the option to remain anonymous because users as a general rule fucking hate design changes and this user base in particular loves to get riled up
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Mike McQuaid
19 days ago
Open source maintainers at profitable companies: stop asking permission to fix what your employer already depends on. No paperwork. No programme. No manager’s blessing. Just maintain it on the clock.
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Open Source Resistance
A direct-action manifesto for maintainers keeping open source alive on company time.
https://ossresistance.com
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