Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so

“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.

Way to put out that fire, sir.

Shocked and saddened to announce that I am now against the release of the Epstein files.

is the usa a real place that exists or is everyone having a mass hallucination

Really makes you think about this

I’m going to both like and block this post.

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

megyn kelly keeping this one fresh

is it good news or bad news that we have a president 39 points down on "covering up publicly-known sex crimes"

Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.

jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

hey remember when ken starr covered up for art briles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

mike johnson has done an incredible job convincing me that there is real shit in those files, man

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.

I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.

Why, did he do something wrong

All he wants is to be a good shitposter and he’s just not, he’s awful, this National Book Club Award winner is like 40 times as savage as he could ever be.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"

We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too

two contradictory ideas that i hold in my head at the same time: 1) i think the threat to both SNAP recipients and federal workers is significant enough now that even bad deals are worth making to prevent further harm, and, 2) everyone who caves now should retire in shame

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

“The current state of American capitalism isn’t sustainable. It doesn’t deserve to be sustained. And the best way to avoid an American version of “eat the rich” is to fix the current “let them eat cake” distortion of capitalism into which we’ve fallen.” www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...

i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol

Man that guy really doesn’t want hungry people to eat