i need some good news, this ain't it

“does anyone have any questions?” “🙋‍♀️ yeah hi. how does it feel to be a big fucking dork with no imagination or marketable skills?”

'may the fork beneath you' i say to my lasagna as i take a bite

why is it called a gun rant and not a glockenspiel

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Lauren Sánchez Bezos looks like if Jessica Rabbit got hit by a dumptruck going 80-100mph

Kiss me Kate!

so much bad breath in MSG

Anita Hill deserved (and DESERVES) so much better.

SIXERS WIN

Dave Portnoy right now

Dave Portnoy crying while eating the worst pizza you’ve ever seen

I learned how to swallow horse pill antibiotics at 9 rather than take the dreaded penicillin shot

JESUS CHRIST IT IS STILL NOT FRIDAY

this has been a week of mondays

for the potato fears not death

King’s warning about he “white moderate” should be ringing in every ear. Heading their “balancing” advice and placating their fictions of good faith where there is none and has never been - is how we got here - to this place where the republic has fallen, again.

oh no oh no it's happening

Bluesky has gotten too good at instantly delivering the latest news. It's very depressing.

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

!!!

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

I agree that there's no place for political violence, which is why I think we need to abolish ICE and the CPB.

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

When I saw her cooking and hosting his family like that I just knew he couldn’t live up to it 😞😞

I love this song

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Well I need some lemonheads

now that earth day is over today we celebrate wind and tomorrow fire

April is almost over and you bitches assured us he was near the end Well?

Remembering the legendary Luther Vandross on his what would’ve been his 75th birthday (April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005)💙🕊 #Luther75 This song will always put a smile on my face... 🗣There's not a minute, hour, day or night that I don't love you...

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

Wait why are there video shorts on LinkedIn now

oh let her have a milkshake

Beginning to think the tiktok psychic girlies are a fraud

Honestly what fuck is a Paige and giggly squad

greatest country in the world

Genuinely thought he’d die like a decade ago when his skin was constantly molting, it’s always a surprise

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