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*looks at timeline* Ok I’m bringing the baby Great Egret floofs out of the “emergency cute” archive. #birds 🌿

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Please share!

ISO home remedies/tips for barometric pressure-based sinusitis. Sudafed and copious water can only do so much 🤧

Excellent

Drinking a pumpkin spice tallboy about it bc I'm out of gin

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

Woke up today to the news

You can't make this stuff up

Neil Young: I wrote a song about you, want to hear? Me: Oh my gosh, yes! Neil Young: 🎶Old man lying by the side of the road🎶

Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.

POOPY

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

Baseball Is Suffering

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

PSA:

Flapper hair/makeup result: acceptable

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

If you do fun things to the font of your username, you are known as "pretentious squiggle" in my head, just so you know. I can't read that shit, people with screen readers can't read that shit.

Bien travaille, les hommes #allezlesjays

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Disagree, because mine contains both Hoobastank and Nickelback. Just... no, absolutely not.

Sigh.

That is the silliest score line I've ever seen

So they're going to unintentionally walk him?

"Does anybody know what time it is, does anybody really care" lol perfect

it is the 4738th inning vladimir guerrero the third comes in as a defensive replacement for his father the pitcher signals for another intentional walk to shohei ohtani

lol. Lmao.

@mapleanglican.bsky.social is there a special prayer in the BAS for the blue jays, we need it

The ghost of Alex Trebek blew in a cold Canadian wind to keep that one ball in the park. You can’t convince me otherwise.

FIFTEEEEEEN

Baseball is suffering.

What. A. CATCH.

Omg I did not know this but it rules

To capture an oaf, you have to be able to think like an oaf. Doug Ford was born for this

This (moderate) level of racial competency is VERY rare for someone of this demo; white folks should’ve been listening to and learning from people like this for decades. Sadly, it’s too late to dismantle racism, now. Racism has won. White America chose it instead of a hyper-qualified Black Woman. 🙁

Me trying to find something in the church files

Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

This exactly how Black folks feel about the Confederate flag

Cool people in the Sacramento area should make it a point of coming to see this!

IT'S BACK!!! John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan