once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Wait everyone shut up for a second: the discovery of the Brachiosaurus holotype is at the exact midpoint between the founding of the United States and today (July 4, 1901)

For 20% of the time between the Bicentennial and today, we’ve woken up dreading to see what dumb fucking shit Donald Trump has done since we last checked our phones.

what a bunch of

DC is, flatly, owed statehood after what they have been through under this man to make sure this shit never happens again

I was at Riverside Park today and I took the funniest photo of that B2. It looks like the sky is missing some ceiling tiles.

5. It's a sad fact of life that if you're big enough to be cloned by an "AI," you're probably big enough to need a lawyer. The good news is entertainment/IP lawyers are good for other things besides sending C&D notices, so you'll otherwise get value from them. But the fact is: you'll need them.

Trump getting split in half by a bolt of lightning while giving a speech on America's 250th would be the greatest thing to happen in human history and could never be topped

It’s his day:

I’m not going to be happy unless Jefferson accuses Adams of being a hermaphrodite and Adams slanders Jefferson of being a Francophile traitor and member of the Illuminati. If we’re going to get nuts let’s get fucking nuts.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I take it Sports Is Happening

if you read between the lines here, from Gore saying essentially "I've been pissed for a long time that the church keeps turning a blind eye to this" and then later saying "we parted on good terms and I think what he does about Opus Dei will help define his papacy," it feels like something's brewing

Catholicism is the hometown I grew up in and was thoroughly shaped by even if I can't in good conscience return to, and these are like newspaper clippings of the new mayor delivering long-overdue justice to the awful owner of the car dealership

Inside me there are two wolves:

Happy Birthday to a legend against oppression The pro mental health king

I just admitted that I only know in broad strokes what “Vatican 2” is and Justin was like “okay so you know when they release a new edition of D&D”

The US Presbyterian Church has just voted to divest from Palantir & GE Aerospace; recognize the genocide in Gaza; and call for an arms embargo and boycott of genocide-complicit Israeli companies. Cites Palantir & GE's tech being used by human rights violators like ICE, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.

excited for jd vance to inaugurate the american avignon in ave maria, florida, using mostly props and temporary structures left over from whatever is happening on the mall right now

"But let your ‘bet’ be ‘bet,’ and your ‘that's AI,’ ‘that's AI.’ For whatever is more than these is cringe (derogatory)." Matthew 5:37

T-MINUS ONE HOUR TO SCHISM

No more pride everybody. July is low self esteem month! You got your buckets of ice cream & trashy shows to watch? Get some good wallowing in & make sure you really get convinced you're not good enough this month.

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Do not kill your inner Karen, white ladies. Aim her at injustice.

Arnold Schwarzenegger really said "Ice to meet you" as Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin," and no one said anything. And people wonder why we are where we are today.

The ghost of Howard Jarvis rules over this state with an iron fist. And Jon Coupal clings to Jarvis’ corpse. With Buffy Wicks’ leadership, we can come together and deliver the blow to chop zombie Jarvis’ head clean off.

This seems like it will backfire terribly on all of us, especially me, but here we go. It's going to take a minimum of $450 to cover train tickets, two nights in a cheap motel, and food, so please don't chip in if you can't afford it! ko-fi.com/kbspangler www.paypal.com/paypalme/KBS...

give every inspector general a team of forensic accountants and a gun

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

We have the Korean-Mexicans in Mexico City. The Algeria-Kansas in Lawrence, Kansas and the Boston-Scots in well Boston. What has Canada been up to?

Do you know how controlled and talented you have to be to have this many children there and not hurt anyone? Absolutely top tier.

me, after learning the same amount of people die per year in europe from heat related deaths as in the us from gun violence....... look you people can no longer say shit to me.

The skeleton key to understanding California today is to understand the decisions made around the state in 1978/1979 and these two guys:

Longshot posting here but: I'm looking to sell my Star Trek: Las Vegas Copper ticket Trying to save money because of my injury and medical bills and don't have a trip to Vegas in me Can my fellow nerdy Trekkies please reshare and help me recoop some money?

Whelp, this is a pretty major vulnerability. If you use ffmpeg make sure you update www.securityweek.com/ffmpeg-pixel...

The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.

Everybody’s all for equality until men wanna wear open-toed shoes

Here's my actual true opinion. The only way to fix all of this nonsense is rent affordability and health care . If people can afford the rent and get healthcare, then they can start and go to work for normal businesses, and write and make art and music. And there can be third places, etc etc.

I'm shopping for car seat covers* and I love the idea that as a William Morris superfan, my ride should roll this hard, blasting lute music out the windows.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

I know this is an odd one but if you’re in California and have been poisoned by amatoxin from wild mushrooms or know someone who has, I’d be interested to hear from you! (Reposting to correct a typo)