Just discovered that my entire Sunday, the first day of DST, is booked from 9-6, and my husband will be out of town. Sure, great, it'll be fine 😵‍💫😱

Cody Ross RF-CF-LF Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2015 BOS - CIN - LAD - FLA - DET - ARI - SFG - OAK

Edward Gorey reskeet if u agree

you're missing a great telethon if you're not watching...

still going! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGBf... coming up, rants on: Star Trek Supernatural Star Trek Friends

We are counter-programming the State of the Union with a fundraising telethon featuring everyone’s favorite Bluesky posters doing short presentations and sketches on stuff they are passionate about. Will stream on YouTube starting at 8:30pm EST postersmadness.wordpress.com

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

the bluesky ethos is "fuck you i won't do what you tell me" combined with "we're all mentally ill and watching the world collapse around us"

"He was born in the summer of his 27th year/coming home to a place he'd never been before" Really sums up the feeling of finding your city/country for us Francophiles, weebs, and similar

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

It me

"Anything but a backpack day" at middle school has resulted in my husband hammering things at 7:45 am in order to make my daughter a bindle, allegedly? Anyway, happy Friday

Lolsob

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

⛳️ marked safe from taking two cats to the vet

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/Oqd9lzMP1V8?...

My car was in a Super Bowl commercial, and I have the same favorite Pokémon as Lady Gaga, feeling v validated rn

Glad we're all in agreement on the Dunkin commercial

I literally have this on a t shirt

Get fucked Sideshow Bob

Why is Mariah Carey singing Volare on my television set

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Guys, the new pesto Cheez-Its are pretty good

What possesses someone to park blocking a driveway when there are literal furlongs of empty curb space available on this street

lol lmao rofl

A new study from the University of Michigan found that a used EV can save owners as much as $13,000 during the car’s lifetime. insideevs.com/news/785921/...

Huge bummer and a huge loss to the community

Most concussed beat poem in history, I love it so much (click through to see the source image)

Bari Weiss announced the lineup of new CBS correspondents

Everyone shut up and look at my handsome gentleman son

Bluesky I’m asking you rather than your sister X because I know you can be responsible: do you know any artists who can pull off something in this Nancy Drew cover style in a relative hurry and are taking commissions

🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:

Rich people, even famous ones, do not need your sympathy, your cheerleading, or your attention. They need to pay you their tax money and shut the fuck up. Don't be drawn into their nonsense.

I agree, it is neat to look at neat things

it's a good day to revisit my favorite sentence from the article on julia roberts

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

Shout out to the @wtyppod.bsky.social live shows on YouTube which are providing the perfect background entertainment for my day-off decluttering (west coast tour when, I'd settle for Chicago even)

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Making sure @goldengateblond.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social have seen this, bc this was all of us in that moment, v relatable

What the crap was that. (This is about football)

If you are only now learning about THE WESTING GAME, written by Ellen Raskin in 1979 & winner of a Newbery Medal, find it and read it NOW. It's the best puzzle mystery novel ever, and is illustrated and typeset by Raskin herself (who started as an illustrator and book cover designer)

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

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Even assuming free and fair midterms, and that this administration will abide by the results (they won't), the people of Minneapolis CANNOT WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER How many more atrocities will it take? How many more people have to die and be maimed before state and local governments take action?

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I just think that, if you're going to say you follow someone's teachings, it's on you to do what you can to build a world where, if that guy came back today, he wouldn't be murdered by the state again

Join Episcopalians and faith partners in an online prayer vigil remembering those who have died due to immigration enforcement or while in detention. Episcopal Church Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe and Minnesota Bishop Craig Loya will speak;

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