This is why we open container port 22

Tiny Angry Witch is delightful.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

WATERSLIDES FOR WHALES

"Zuckerberg, whose net worth is $264 billion, reportedly spent over $300 million for the annual salary of 1,400 people laid off from Meta in Seattle, Bellevue and Redmond, which costs another Meta worker’s job and an acre of rainforest every day to operate."🔥🔥🔥

Play along at home, fellow nerds! www.youtube.com/live/ZLGs7Jf...

Baltimore/Washington local: Giant dude in martial arts gi: "NOBODY BOTHERS ME!" Tiny girl in tiny gi: "Nobody bodders me eidder!" She stomps his ankle.

They stopped brewing your brand of cheap beer? Swill issue.

🧵 Just asked people for book recommendations so here’s a thread of 5 fiction books that altered my brain chemistry whose characters are forever etched into my heart. (Nobody asked for this but I’m doing it anyway.)

I couldn't tell you where my physical library card is, but I discovered my fingers still know the number, so we're good

We must imagine Sisyphus headbanging

I'll be curious to see how much depth of understanding it shows about theory of cognition and state of the art versus just begging the question and arguing from the Flame Imperishible of Eru Illuvatar

The only moral choice is to bury his name and legacy under a layer of mockery so deep that future generations will debate whether he possibly could have ever existed at all

Book: Bridge to Terebithia Film: Where the Red Fern Grows

look, I'll grant that the sun seems to have some practical uses and is far, far better fit for purpose than fossil fuels -- and my cats seem to enjoy it -- but I live where I live for a reason. keep, summer lands, your storied shine. give me the mists, the chill, the dim gray drizzle

--dangerously-allow-unlimited-paperclip-production

It turns out that billionaires make just fine return fuel when you apply enough nozzle velocity

"It's also awesome - that's a big part of why we persist, my dear Data - but have no illusions, it also really sucks."

Transit to trail!

*Everyone* needs to hate the golf industry more than we already do

Me too, @marthawells.com .

#SomethingBeautiful #gradatim

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

Barbie and Grogu

Ladies and gentlemen! Lift. Your. Cameras! The first new Amtrak Cascades trainset arrives in Seattle tomorrow at 11:29 am! It will be coming south from Everett attached to the Empire Builder. Track Train #7 at asm.transitdocs.com for precise times. You can share pics/video here! #wsdot #trains #PNW

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

Despair sometimes feels like such an easy answer. "The hyper-rich have won and America is over; we were never what we told ourselves, anyway." If you need to get out for your own survival, you should - that comes first - but the rest of us need to buckle up and keep fighting like hell. ✊

I had this one, too. Classic of the genre, though I always felt sad about the dog.

Oh, that's kind of him to offer, but I'm not under-babied at all. Someone else should have my share.

Slightly increase a band Magenta Martini

The original "flying saucer" report was pretty clearly describing a pilot's-eye view of captured German Ho-229 flying wing jet aircraft, which would have been exotic and unknown at the time. The prototype was brought to North America under Operation Paperclip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horten_...

Hey Seattle: the #coyotes are here, and the pups are hungry. Keep your cats indoors. Photographed at the Roosevelt reservoir on 75th St at 15th Ave NE, at about 7pm on May 8, 2026.

"DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO SEROTONIN. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE."

Because of course you stick your second-in-command of a military dictatorship oppressing hundreds of trillions of people in a direct combat role, where he can get shot down by Yahoo the rando smuggler and his furry, three meter tall copilot Chewing Tobacco

the full Etruscan

ROXANNE...

voooom vhh-vooom kssh

When my friend, the ethicist, asks if I am “doing good?” I say “I’m trying,” and when my friend, the ethicist, asks if I am “doing well?” I change the subject.

Slightly diminish a book Because Intranet

CATS (2019) and Grogu

Julie and Julia and Grogu

Charismatic megafauna! #ShareGoodNewsToo

The damage a Russian drone inflicted on the Chernobyl New Safe Confinement in Ukraine, why it matters, and how we can help. youtu.be/Q6UX1eE1am4?... Please take a few minutes to watch the video and interact with it to support the international funding towards this effort.

OMG hiiiiiiiiii Hubble! 🤩

Brain cleanser.

Jesus Hemotropic Christ