My latest story for WBEZ's Curious City: "Why is there a helicopter flying over my neighborhood every night?" www.wbez.org/curious-city...

I’ve got a lot of work left to put off

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

It was the best of times, it was the David Schwimmer of times.

Holy shit Rosenqvist and Armstrong actually touched tyres going into one. There's about a 1mph difference between the closest Indy 500 in history and the biggest wreck of the year. Jfc, such insane on board footage. #Indy500

Greatest Spectacle in Racing

Grimace is coming, Chicago. #cf97

Sleep doctor had a resident with her and was pointing out how narrow my upper jaw was and I mentioned that I had had an expander as a child and she said “did it… do anything?” 😂😭

took a boat a couple hours off the west coast to go see the nesting puffins and the weather was insanely perfect 🥹

sometimes i forget that i don’t know what like 60% of my moots actually look like, so i just assume you’re all beautiful

God this is so fucking cool THIS is the kind of cyberpunk future bullshit I actually want

the genre of jury duty and company retreat is dudes rock

Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?

Cried 3 times today*: - over Zoom to my boss - over the phone to my boyfriend - in person to the Jimmy John’s employee who told me they were out of bread *so far, the night is young

imagine being the person who gets to read that post to Pope Leo I would do ANYTHING to be that person

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS WEAK ON CRIME?

No for real. I want to know about crime at the Vatican. Sure, we know the church has a rich history of harboring criminals but what kind of crime be going down in Vatican City. They have a soccer team. Are there hooligans?

just want this for us

yes, I suspect a lot of people who are personally doing pretty well are also looking around themselves at other people they know struggling to find a new job or afford a house in the midst of incessant international Trump-generated chaos and going "shit, that could be me."

This is either the biggest dork shit ever or beautiful or both. Amazing: the viral pacers bickering couple were actually yakking about uh the Ben Sasse podcast and hashing out ways to rejigger liberal arts education www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

it came out too early and on a weird platform (freevee), but Sprung is an incredible pandemic era comedy

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

I don’t have an email job, I have a meetings-because-the-email-chain-didn’t-resolve-it job and today my Zoom is not working

A friendly reminder for this and all Supreme Court decision days

I have survived my 5 hours of back-to-back meetings and can now do some work.

Every advocate interviewed recommended abolishing the app entirely. As one put it, ATD is not about court compliance, it is about extending ICE's reach into immigrant communities under the cover of a humanitarian-sounding name.

Can’t overstate how happy I am that they got video of the food delivery robot actually crashing through this bus stop near me, somehow funnier than it just comically trying to shake off the glass after.

No babe, your silence is perfect, responses kinda scare me

Outrageous. Stripping Liam Conejo Ramos and his family of asylum is beyond cruel and indefensible. This decision must be overturned. Shame.

We got a DM the other day with a fun request from a local family: Could we find this nice BART train operator who always waved and beeped at this special little rider? And if we found him, could we deliver him a thank you card!?  So we got to work …

It's cool how all the little terrors never stop.

Each time they spin-off Big Bang Theory, the fabric of reality rips a bit wider

The played “Espresso” when it ended.

They’re playing “Good Luck, Babe!” over the Zoom while we are waiting for this work town hall (attended by thousands, at one of the largest companies in the world) to start.

when your fart sounds like a question

selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor

“what’s yer deal?” I dunno. Drinking too much Jameson and treating everyone with respect regardless of their race or gender identity?

Francisco Gonzalez-Jasso was swept up in the federal deportation campaign aimed at clearing "violent criminals" off Chicago-area streets. But there's no evidence he had gang ties or a criminal record.

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

I have an emerald thumb (sometimes it’s more green, sometimes it’s more black) and I repotted 13 of my 14 plants yesterday with, pray for me and my plants

really not sure how to feel about this @letterboxd.social notification

getting into indoor plants is like getting into an MLM like what do you mean I need to get bigger pots for them I can’t just leave the smaller pot empty so I also have to get more plants??

yeah same Jamie, I heard flexible work arrangements were really helpful for dealing with job-related anxiety, something to consider

The Winter Olympics heard everyone calling them boring and turned it up to 11 www.reuters.com/sports/biath...

Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

NO (NEGATIVE)

This poll is the worst high-quality poll for Trump that I’ve seen this term.